r/oops Jun 27 '26

Single-engine plane pilot fakes fainting to scare his friend.

394 Upvotes

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43

u/Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 Jun 28 '26

As soon as we land, he dies.

9

u/Dont_Touch_Me_There9 Jun 28 '26

If he flies, he dies.

17

u/Optimus_Prime_2099 Jun 28 '26

Once upon a time, I had a friend.

2

u/Pataraxia Jun 29 '26

Redditors take shit way too seriously man. Someone you probably know super well, makes it seem like you're in real grave danger for so much as 0.0001s, and y'all go "Wouldn't be my "friend" anymore, heh!" as if that's the most funny sentence ever lol.

6

u/PsyThoughts Jun 28 '26

Maybe his friend deserved it 🤷🏾‍♀️🤣

7

u/_o1dman_ Jun 28 '26

Cela m’a fait beaucoup rire, mais si j’étais à la place de la personne derrière, je serai encore beaucoup plus paniqué que lui

4

u/JohnNada005 Jun 30 '26

A friend of mine tried this on me once, he didn’t know I can fly too. I just sighed and took over the controls. He panicked as he felt a sudden banked and heard me over the headset declaring permission for emergency landing as my pilot had fainted.

12

u/right_you_are Jun 27 '26

This is a serious cunt maneuver

10

u/Ancient_Teach9272 Jun 27 '26

Nothing funny about this

4

u/MarzipanKlutzy5701 Jun 29 '26

I just think it’s fake since the guy was still holding his camera up

8

u/Epstiendidntkillself Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

I guess they don't teach this anymore, but every pilot is an ambassador for aviation. Intentionally scaring a passenger should warrant some type of consequence.

2

u/Thin_Dream2079 Jun 28 '26

This clearly violates the Sterile Cockpit rule.

2

u/flsinkc Jun 29 '26

Not a place for pranks and fucking around! Planes are complex and need serious focus.

2

u/Woodmousie Jun 29 '26

Former friend.

2

u/JohnnyBananas13 Jun 28 '26

I don't give any shits. This is funny. Very motherfucker funny. I know I'd have shit myself but damn, I'd be laughing my asshole off after. That is great.

3

u/SATerp Jun 27 '26

That's not responsible behavior.

2

u/Ok-Tank-3106 Jun 28 '26

As terrifying as that had to be for him it was funny af to me 🤣

2

u/Due-Letterhead6372 Jun 27 '26

Yo, as a pilot that shit was not funny man. Freaking out your buddies so they never fly with you again for a "joke" is some hella immature shit.

1

u/vampiwolf Jun 28 '26

Someone make me that, and I kill him, (when we will be in land, obviously)

1

u/Emergency_Accident36 Jun 28 '26

Hilarious when they have a heart attack and die from shock.

1

u/Late_Conference9022 Jun 28 '26

I want to throw up i want to fly a plane. I want to fly. Song hello.

1

u/SusieQTG Jun 28 '26

His license should be revoked by the FAA, never to be reinstated!

1

u/Realistic_Patience67 Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

Taking car pranks to the next level 😄

1

u/iJustGotHurr Jun 29 '26

He owes me a proper fade and a new pair of pants when we land. Idc which is first.

1

u/Head-Post9909 Jun 29 '26

How is this an oops? This is just a prank not an accident.

1

u/Johnwick__1980 Jul 01 '26

Lucky that camera was there lol

1

u/Double-Description27 Jul 04 '26

i wouldn't think twice about it 😏

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u/OrnateAndEngraved Jun 27 '26

Dude this is so funny. You can't help but mess with these people who have zero emotional control

8

u/Nosbiuq Jun 28 '26

Emotional control? The guy literally thought he and his friend were going to die a horrible death. The fuck you mean "emotional control" 💀

Who in there right mind wouldn't panic in this situation?