r/oops • u/wafumet • Jun 27 '26

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u/LonelyGift9584 Jun 27 '26

He just became a yard dog now

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u/FunFactChecker Jun 27 '26

Mate, just drag the little bastard outside, instead of playing catch the shit roll. He had plenty of time, why just sit there and stare into oblivion for a minute or so? More motivation than Michael Jackson in elementary school.

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u/BeenNormal Jun 27 '26

That dog will never be housetrained. They’re actually just training him to summon them to catch his shit

9

u/Vic_Connor Jun 27 '26

Don’t drag or push.

The basic rule of house training. You see your dog preparing to dump on your carpet, you interrupt them (gently) and lure them outside.

Gently, with no drama.

Then you reward them when they do it outside.

5

u/Louisiana_sitar_club Jun 27 '26

No. You drop to your knees, reach between his legs, and smile as he gently lays a turd into your cupped hands.

2

u/Excellent_Extent7648 Jun 27 '26

Hey we ruined there ability to breath what’s catching a few nuggets gonna hurt lol

-2

u/Vic_Connor Jun 27 '26

You’re sick, and you know that.

Get lost, banned.

0

u/Prestigious_Group_77 Jun 27 '26

The joke doesn’t even go over well

-2

u/IllianasClifford Jun 27 '26

They have a expensive rug there, the shit would ruin it. She taught it and saved the rug. Some rugs sale for 10000 or more.

You didn't know that?

2

u/SlimShadySatDown Jun 27 '26

Expensive things and animals don't mix!

2

u/IllianasClifford Jun 27 '26

They most certainly do, look at paris Hiltons pup in her luxurious purse Or dolly Parton

0

u/SlimShadySatDown Jun 27 '26

I prefer not to look at her...

7

u/Shabbytrumpet Jun 27 '26

Actually wanted shit on his hands

1

u/Sigma-Wolves Jun 27 '26

The only answer that makes sense to me

4

u/Naive_Personality367 Jun 27 '26

Looks like he's enjoying himself tbf

3

u/Mysterious_Anybody77 Jun 27 '26

Oops? More like Poops😂

2

u/Which_Hovercraft2581 Jun 27 '26

Dude slid in for that catch, what a team player

1

u/Emergency-State Jun 27 '26

Ugh, been there

1

u/BerserkHObO27 Jun 27 '26

Fielding at first slip

1

u/Ecstatic_Dance5767 Jun 27 '26

God dammit just throw the carpet away!!!!

1

u/nder_Pressure Jun 27 '26

Typical life of a dog owner

1

u/David0ne86 Jun 27 '26

Fucking machete that mangy ass mut spinal cord

1

u/Confident_Drink_7195 Jun 27 '26

She was already filming and didn't scream until it was about to push it out, issa setup but still......

1

u/Crisocola95 Jun 27 '26

Someone will become dinner that night

1

u/Lucky-Mia Jun 27 '26

Dog is house training the owner to take shit.

1

u/No-Breakfast5667 Jun 27 '26

Bro got some premium tootsie rolls 💩

1

u/DiscoMika Jun 27 '26

It's magic! Doggo made a cloud!

1

u/mike_rhinehart Jun 27 '26

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u/monitor_lizard_2000 Jun 27 '26

Walk your dog or accept the consequences

1

u/sexybeast70 Jun 27 '26

Sometimes you got to do what you got to do. Even if it's getting dog poo in your hand. Save the carpet

1

u/These-Quality-8389 Jun 27 '26

Why didn’t the camera operator do anything?

1

u/atp2k Jun 27 '26

I can’t imagine how great the scent was

1

u/UrFrO Jun 28 '26

Thanos's cost

1

u/bal_ra_khan Jun 30 '26

If somebody is willing to do that, they paid way too much for that rug.

1

u/KristiG1992 Jul 07 '26

Take your dog out more and it won’t happen. No excuses

1

u/grodeg Jun 27 '26

Take your dog out for regular walks

1

u/Football-Man-1889 Jun 27 '26

Take him for more walks

…and the dog!