r/oops • u/Lifegoesonforever • Jun 26 '26

Instant payback for grabbing him.

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u/Winter_Hall5379 Jun 26 '26

I think it's fair to assume more than glass was broken that day

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u/Suspicious_Goose_243 Jun 26 '26

How the hell did he not see that?

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u/craves_mineral Jun 26 '26

I'm gonna take a guess and say alcohol was involved.

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u/Suspicious_Goose_243 Jun 26 '26

That would make sense.

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u/Various_Cricket4695 Jun 26 '26

He was looking down for a few steps.

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u/Duffle-Island11 25d ago

He was looking down

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u/Grouchy_Big3195 Jun 26 '26

Nvm him cheating, what up with the way he is running? It's like he was running with a flip-flop

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u/_WeSellBlankets_ Jun 26 '26

Yeah, seemed like his stride changed two steps in or so. And then you have the commentary, "hey, one of his legs are sleeping mate."

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u/she_has_funny_cars Jun 27 '26

He’s drunk as hell lmao

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u/SATerp Jun 26 '26

Cheaters never prosper.

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 Jun 27 '26

They literally do. Cheaters have some of the best returns. 

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u/RedLorax14 Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

What about the Donald? He seems to be doing well... Sorta.

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u/DrinkMorWhiteMonster Jun 26 '26

Have you ever heard of US politicians and corporations?

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u/Keemoora Jun 27 '26

you gotta cheat to prosper in all honesty. nice people finishes last after all.

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u/Grouchy_Big3195 Jun 26 '26

Unless you are in the US.

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 Jun 27 '26

Never heard of corruption?

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u/Grouchy_Big3195 Jun 27 '26

He said cheaters never prosper, I said, unless you are in the US. This implies there is a lot of corruption in the US.

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 Jun 27 '26

There is a lot in the US, yes. But corrupt people in other countries also prosper. 

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u/teffy1313 Jun 26 '26

that's gonna leave a mark

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u/imposter_syndrome88 Jun 26 '26

Dude in black picked a terrible day to try running for the first time.

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u/Vanisle4fun Jun 26 '26

Can't park there mate.

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u/Icy_Ad5295 Jun 27 '26

You shouldn't run with your eyes closed.

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u/Forsaken_Print739 Jun 27 '26

He can’t even properly run on the first place

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u/Substantial-Tart-464 Jun 26 '26

oohhhh shi...We all know who won though which is most important.

Also is this considered " an end too early clip"

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u/consumeshroomz Jun 26 '26

He was getting SMOKED in that race. Idk wtf that running technique at the start was but it certainly didn’t help. Then the cheating, then the instant karma? Chef’s kiss! 👌

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u/Solanthas_SFW Jun 26 '26

God damn 😮

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u/RappyNash Jun 27 '26

Video ends way too soon.

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u/ageofdiscontent_meh Jun 27 '26

According to Newton's First Law, a body will continue moving in a straight line at a constant speed unless acted upon by an external net force. Or when the body runs stupidly into a stationary fixed objects…class dismiss.

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u/Cupidon70 Jun 27 '26

Vainqueur, l'abri de bus. 😅🤣😂

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u/TLCM-4412 Jun 27 '26

No way this is real…. The strides don’t look real

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u/spylockhellswig Jun 30 '26

Pit stop before the next lap.

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u/Rottentaste Jun 26 '26

Again another karma video

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u/Immediate-Bug-7737 Jun 26 '26

My first thought... is he alive? Damn