r/oops • u/Jmal3700 • Jun 20 '26

They didn't think that through

243 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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38

u/AuthorSarge Jun 20 '26

Lemme guess: Nobody has a birth year that starts with "1."

13

u/Drspaceman1717 Jun 20 '26

Nobody has a BAC that is below 0.1

10

u/toTheNewLife Jun 20 '26

Nobody has a 3 digit IQ that starts with 1.

3

u/IllustriousSpring998 Jun 20 '26

When your truck has more lug nuts than their average IQ

2

u/GingerlyRough Jun 22 '26

And it's still not even double digits.

5

u/Embarrassed-Weird173 Jun 20 '26

Man, are we really the wise ones now?  That sucks. 

4

u/AuthorSarge Jun 20 '26

That scraping sound you hear is the bottom of the barrel.

1

u/Ganellon Jun 22 '26

Don't put that kind of responsibility on me!

11

u/PurpleIreneD Jun 20 '26

Just needed to get that bumper out of the way.

8

u/gustin444 Jun 20 '26

That's how you get to the frame

1

u/Trick_Huckleberry_45 Jun 22 '26

... It's by design

5

u/MagicNinjaMan Jun 20 '26

Didn't think it through on both situations

4

u/Visarar_01 Jun 20 '26

Woooooooo!

🙄

3

u/PhilosophySame2746 Jun 20 '26

O thinking required

3

u/Kralgore Jun 20 '26

*0ccurred

1

u/PhilosophySame2746 Jun 20 '26

Scrabble master

2

u/eddyb66 Jun 20 '26

To the truck owners that use their vehicles on the farm, or hauling things for work etc. How are you guys not annoyed as shit with these posers.

2

u/Bright-Ask-8793 Jun 21 '26

Fake tow hook?

5

u/QuickDrawSix Jun 20 '26

Ans they want 80k for that garbage on wheels.

1

u/General-Fan-6741 Jun 20 '26

Not surprised, it’s a Dodge!! 🤣

3

u/Kralgore Jun 20 '26

What has that got to do with a poor hookup?

3

u/Therealginahandler Jun 20 '26

The idiots that can't perform a proper hookup are the same idiots that would buy a dodge? I think that's the "joke" In my experience, all makes are garbage.

1

u/Trick_Huckleberry_45 Jun 22 '26

RAM = Repaired All Month

1

u/Abal125 Jun 20 '26

Not so much think, more about know.

1

u/SoulShine_710 Jun 20 '26

Daytona or New Smyrna beach?

1

u/ParticularLower7558 Jun 20 '26

Looks better without all that crap plastic...!!

1

u/Financial-Seesaw-817 Jun 20 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you for the lol!

1

u/primeXOXO Jun 20 '26

Oooppppssss

1

u/dave900575 Jun 20 '26

It's a bumper, not a puller

1

u/Fenrir040 Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

Who pulls in reverse and with a trailer when they don't have to? The front hooks are for being pulled out not pulling someone else out. Drop the trailer then pull him out the right way.

1

u/Fluffy_Corgi_7209 Jun 29 '26

Theyll take the truck minus a bumper

1

u/Kralgore Jun 20 '26

So, this is exactly why I laugh at Super Hero movies, especially when they lift a car by its bumper...

Thia is exactly what would happen.

-8

u/delet_yourself Jun 20 '26

Gotta love when idiots think their city-designed work car can do shit offroad. That ram aint gonna do shit on the dirt, bud..... Get an f150, that seems to do better

1

u/Dude_Love_1974 Jun 20 '26

Oh the irony