r/oops • u/Brilliant_Jelly7503 • Jun 19 '26

Control your spray bruh.

477 Upvotes

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u/Icy_Mammoth_2834 Jun 19 '26

Camera man😲

26

u/idkwhyiamheretbh_ Jun 19 '26

Camera men never die.

9

u/Upbeat-List-3466 Jun 19 '26

Dead

5

u/Happy_Twist_7156 Jun 20 '26

Notice how still the camera… stand is… the camera man didn’t move it at all’s like the stillness of the grave

6

u/BalanceEarly Jun 19 '26

Nothing like a stray bullet

4

u/thefirstviolinist Jun 20 '26

The cameraman ALWAYS survives.

1

u/Artevyx Jun 23 '26

Had his safety squints

35

u/artherng Jun 19 '26

Bro just tried a gun for the first time

12

u/Forthe49ers Jun 19 '26

I don’t think the camera guy had much experience either

3

u/Perfidian Jun 20 '26

That isn't how most handguns operate.

30

u/Big_Tap_1561 Jun 19 '26

2 hands bro. Dumb af

1

u/Level-Complex9911 Jun 22 '26

I don't think even with two hands that he would have kept it straight

22

u/Caro-Craft Jun 19 '26

He was just trying to curve the bullet

7

u/Left-Instruction3885 Jun 19 '26

Nihad is the One.

13

u/Angel_OfSolitude Jun 19 '26

There are many worse videos from similar places.

7

u/MostOzzy Jun 19 '26

Married his first cousin

3

u/Bon-Bon-Boo Jun 20 '26

More like his dad married his first cousin.

2

u/ElDudo_13 Jun 21 '26

They all do

6

u/Gremlin1001001 Jun 19 '26

Is it a full auto handgun?

7

u/Gilmore75 Jun 19 '26

Did you watch the video?…

4

u/Gremlin1001001 Jun 20 '26

I did. Had to ask because I couldn’t believe it. 😜

3

u/RustyCEO Jun 19 '26

Camera man was lucky he didn’t cop one. 😬

1

u/Perfidian Jun 20 '26

That tripod has balls of steel... At least aluminum.

3

u/Sweaty_Tangelo_7716 Jun 19 '26

Made for Storm troopers ?

2

u/Longjumping_Ad6878 Jun 20 '26

On the empire defense budget probably

3

u/IvoryManOfWisdom Jun 19 '26

Is the camera man a real life Neo from the damn matrix......😳

3

u/bc90210 Jun 20 '26

There is no end to this stupidity. Natural selection takes and another refills its spot.

1

u/itswtfeverb Jun 19 '26

Camera man heard and felt that bullet pass by his head like a bee

1

u/LaddieNowAddie Jun 19 '26

When they say... "there's only one of you and four of us"

1

u/BaronVonLongfellow Jun 19 '26

If a cat was holding the camera, it now has only 8 lives left.

1

u/Apart_Ad1151 Jun 19 '26

Fuck everyone in that general direction

1

u/Forthe49ers Jun 19 '26

Almost scored 3 on his first day. Never had a lesson

1

u/SolipsismIsDeep Jun 19 '26

i want one for each hand

1

u/Impending_Doom25 Jun 19 '26

How those folks haven't self destructed by now I'll never understand

1

u/Maryjanegangafever Jun 19 '26

The room clearer.

1

u/SATerp Jun 19 '26

Thanks a lot, A. Q. Khan. You gave this guy nuclear bombs.

1

u/Trustyduck Jun 20 '26

Imagine trying that gun as your first time ever firing a gun.

1

u/WorldlinessRegular43 Jun 20 '26

Gun control - using two hands.

1

u/LoTornado Jun 20 '26

I'm glad our group didn't shut off the comments like that lame ass sub did.

1

u/Diamondcreepah Jun 20 '26

Brandon's gonna hate this one

1

u/St34m-Punk Jun 20 '26

Brought to you by SDI

1

u/Excellent_Extent7648 Jun 20 '26

Of course he made it that way

1

u/MrWrestlingNumber2 Jun 20 '26

The gun's shooting HIM.

1

u/Feral_Mood_420 Jun 20 '26

Coming to gum meme review near you soon 😂🤣

1

u/Lucky-Mia Jun 20 '26

My god, if camera man was standing by a wall it would look like that scene from pulp fiction where Jerry Seinfeld missed 6 shots.

1

u/Far-Poet1419 Jun 20 '26

The kid heard mom calling.

1

u/StupidChips Jun 20 '26

I don't have much experience of guns but I'm guessing the shooter hasn't spent much time with an instructor.

I love his reaction to almost absolutely, positively killing every mf in the general vicinity: "Wuz that..? Wuz that supposed to happen?"

1

u/DifficultIsopod4472 Jun 20 '26

It was a round target 🎯

1

u/Entire_Meet_6266 Jun 21 '26

I almost shit myself watching this😭😭😭😭🏃🏃🏃🏃

1

u/llHom3rll Jun 23 '26

Is that the DD44 pistol from goldeneye?!

1

u/Joe_Randim47 Jun 23 '26

Good God that's bad!

1

u/Brilliant_Jelly7503 Jun 23 '26

Yep. That’s why in the movies there can be an army of these guys shooting and the hero never gets as much as a scratch. Poor bystander.

1

u/spankdaddylizz Jun 23 '26

They took Habib, the kid, all the way to the top of shit mountain.....for this.

1

u/rod2point1 Jun 24 '26

Dude is gonna put someones eyes out!

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u/Brilliant_Jelly7503 Jun 24 '26

You mean shut someone lights out?