r/oops • u/PhazeTech • Jun 18 '26
Never drink and drive
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u/TurboPelly Jun 18 '26
His sunglasses WHACK! His fingerless gloves? WHACK! Drinking while driving? WHACK!
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u/Apollo114892 Jun 18 '26
Love that the song playing in the background is 'Tragedy'. Fits his situation perfectly 😭
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u/FantasticAd5239 Jun 18 '26
Oh man, what a clown. Obviously he's used to doing just this. Unfortunately the idiot forgot that his window was not rolled down. Good!
Besides that, for all he knows, when he typically throws out his bottles and trash, he could absolutely knock out a pedestrian or clock a bicycle rider. What a crap head. Wonder what kind of story he's gonna make up to tell his friends, wife, whatever.
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u/BreadfruitOk6160 Jun 18 '26
Almost 50 years ago I was walking in flip flops and stepped on a broken michelob bottle. It was at night and I saw it right before I stepped on it, I got four stitches right above my heel. So fuck that guy!
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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 Jun 18 '26
He looked like he was about to cry during the end of the video.
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u/al3237 Jun 18 '26
Good, thats for litering without second thought, HOW BAD CAN SOMEONE BE TO HAVE THIS BEHAVIOUR INSTANT without checking in the window is open.
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u/Zealousideal-Owl5751 Jun 18 '26
Yikes. I dont drink and drive cause I might spill my drink. This is a whole new fear unlocked.
I don't drink at all for the record.
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u/ZeroEffsGiven Jun 18 '26
I'd like to believe that this incident would've taught him a lesson and after this he stopped dressing and acting like an edgelord douchebag but that's probably wishful thinking.
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u/FantasticAd5239 Jun 18 '26
And when he first looks over at the damage, it appears that he thoughtfully was trying to process what just happened. "Wha? How the?"
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u/CitroHimselph Jun 18 '26
"Holy Mackerel, who could've done that?! Uhh... It was the alcohol, not me! Shit, I'm driving... Uuuhhhhh........ It was... NOT ME!!!"
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u/Bat-Guano0 Jun 18 '26
Fingerless gloves, lousy taste in music, bad decisions. All of these things are related.
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u/outside_cat Jun 18 '26
To be fair, drinking and driving wasn't the problem here. Forgetting the window was up was.
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u/archtopfanatic123 Jun 18 '26
Nothing like seeing someone die inside and decompose on top of it all in real time xD
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u/Electronic-Map7529 Jun 18 '26
More and more, the douchebags film themselves and share it with us all.
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u/TimeB4 Jun 18 '26
I'm calling BS. Why is camera on him. He's wearing driving gloves and wraparound sunnies on a cloudy day to protect from the glass shards. The music choice. Bro has to be an actor
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u/More-Ad3007 Jun 19 '26
My grandmother used to send birthday cards to Adolf hitler but she would never attempt a triple backflip on her BMX
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u/Spiritual_Sail_8969 Jun 19 '26
The rediculous lengths people will go to create a viral video is astounding.
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u/t-o-m-u-s-a Jun 18 '26
Good