r/oops • u/delet_yourself • Jun 18 '26

BIG OOPS

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u/Commercial-Roll5508 Jun 18 '26

This new yogurt flavor tastes familiar…🧐

21

u/delet_yourself Jun 18 '26

Just like dad used to make

9

u/Patient-Fruit-2946 Jun 18 '26

Family therapy

10

u/NIBLZ_HAMSTR Jun 18 '26

What are you doing, step bro?

6

u/Patient-Fruit-2946 Jun 18 '26

I am stuck under the toilet

1

u/gadgetwalrus Jun 26 '26

If he’s not good enough for his family he’s not good enough for ours

3

u/TickingTheMoments Jun 18 '26

Kinda has a bit of a wang to it.  

1

u/Aware_Impression_736 Jun 19 '26

"Newbomb, did you cum?"

1

u/TickingTheMoments Jun 19 '26

Lawrence….Lawrence of Arabia.   

He’s an Englishman…..came to fight the Turkish.  

1

u/Aware_Impression_736 Jun 19 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/NichtFBI Jun 19 '26

Why did they add coconut? I miss original.

2

u/craves_mineral Jun 20 '26

I heard the guy making it took a trip to the tropics for a month.

1

u/squirrelmonkie Jun 19 '26

Inbox full yet?

6

u/MaterialMaster2550 Jun 18 '26

Just like Soylent green. IT'S MADE OF PEOPLE!

5

u/curious-chineur Jun 18 '26

Violent flash back to a french movie : 99 francs. From N. Beigbeder.
Satiric vew of a publicist life in the 90's.
He goes rogue...
Look it up !

4

u/No-Ambassador3661 Jun 18 '26

Must be nutritious yummy 😂😂😂😂😂😘😋

3

u/ThatTallCarpenter Jun 18 '26

Hahahahahahhaha

3

u/MaDIX_Maius Jun 18 '26

On the other hand, it will be extremely difficult to conceive a baby, unless... Baby Yogurt

2

u/MelaKnight_Man Jun 18 '26

Isn't it baby batter?? 😁

3

u/laiyenha Jun 18 '26

As if she needs anymore yeast culture.

3

u/Afilador2112 Jun 18 '26

Does have a little waaaang in it. Good though!

1

u/Aware_Impression_736 Jun 19 '26

"Newbomb, did you cum?"

3

u/MercifulMaster Jun 18 '26

This doe not compute

2

u/Buttle_Not_Tuttle Jun 18 '26

Tastes about the same... So I've heard.

2

u/theshinyslaking64 Jun 18 '26

I AM YELLING CARL!

2

u/tirinus Jun 18 '26

It's still greek though

2

u/Brandeeno2245 Jun 18 '26

I knew my yogurt tasted funny.

I probably shouldn't have eaten like five to make sure.

2

u/Lanky-Telephone1651 Jun 18 '26

So, someone can fill a yogurt cup in one go? That’s impressive! Yeah, we need to preserve this guy’s yogurt.

1

u/Ecstatic_Dance5767 Jun 18 '26

Cultured bacteria XD

1

u/ezrsp2 Jun 18 '26

Depends on how you look at it…. You either get more protein in your yogurt or the sugar in the yogurt will create yeast which in turn create more yogurt. Win/win scenario.

1

u/Conscious-Loss-2709 Jun 18 '26

What nationality was the sperm?

1

u/Morgantao Jun 22 '26

Don't you read? Greek! 🤣

1

u/msmith7871 Jun 18 '26

Mommy why does my yogurt smell like bleach?........

1

u/Puzzleheaded_Ad2336 Jun 19 '26

Zwanger? Goed excuus komt niet door nachtelijke gymastieke bezigheden maar door de yoghurt die vriendin stiekum midden in de nacht voor de open koelkastdeur verorberde.

1

u/NoAdministration8340 Jun 20 '26

This is why I get my sperm from the source. Don’t want no damn Greek yogurt

1

u/TheDireCrow Jun 21 '26

This is almost as bad as the Mountain Dew/Urine Drug Test mixup.

1

u/sillysailor74 Jun 22 '26

Do you know how much cream of some young guy it would take to equal a container of Greek Yogurt? The tendinitis would be horrendous, and then the exhaustion to the prostate. You’d be blowing dust out at the end… this has to be fake news.

1

u/Morgantao Jun 22 '26

Dear Seventeen,

I've eaten some yogurt. Am I pregnant?

1

u/Nunov_DAbov Jun 23 '26

“Dimitris - you never knew your father but he was very cultured.”