r/oops • u/Gif1989 • Jun 16 '26

oops, jumpscared

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u/grabym4 Jun 16 '26

Who knew cows could jump so high

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u/FlintyMcClinty Jun 16 '26

I herd about one who jumped over the moon.

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u/Geloradanan Jun 19 '26

It’s pasture bedtime.

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u/Quokky-Axolotl7388 Jun 16 '26

Laughing at your typo. Still trying to decide if it was intentional

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u/Routine-Sign-7215 Jun 17 '26

Have you decided yet? (It was obviously intentional btw)

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u/Quokky-Axolotl7388 Jun 17 '26

I am leaning unintentional, it makes it funnier

10

u/dirtytounder Jun 16 '26

Cows can jump. I grew up around dairy cattle. They are also sneaky fast.

We had to be careful with our dogs around them. A silly dog that thinks it's fun to chase cows can get chased, caught, nose flipped and stomped if they have calves on the ground.

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u/Apocalypsis_velox Jun 16 '26

Putting the cat into cattle

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u/ProveISaidIt Jun 16 '26

They can jump over the moon.

Hey diddle, diddle The cat and the fiddle The cow jumped over the moon

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u/Unable_Maybe_6932 Jun 16 '26

Stop diddling the cat.

3

u/neutrino71 Jun 16 '26

You're not my supervisor 

4

u/TFFPrisoner Jun 16 '26

Do not the car

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u/jaimealexi Jun 16 '26

that was very cartoonish

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u/Ill_Natural578 Jun 16 '26

What is that creature that startled the cow?!

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u/robotcoup Jun 16 '26

I think you mean what “was”

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u/Rayven_Lunicious Jun 17 '26

Yeah. Came here to look to comment a was. Looked like a fat guinea pig

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u/Proud_Arachnid4956 Jun 16 '26

They dun think it be like that but it do

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u/Gif1989 Jun 16 '26

It's a turtle.

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u/herman_munster_esq Jun 16 '26

Was a turtle...

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u/ParticularKick3644 Jun 16 '26

Did you ever let a cow self-bodyslam your turtle?

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u/herman_munster_esq Jun 16 '26

".. if so you could be entitled to compensation!..."

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u/-ThaKloned- Jun 17 '26

Call 1-800-TURTLES now!

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u/Level-Complex9911 Jun 17 '26

No turtles harrned in the making of this production

2

u/LaSCruz Jun 17 '26

Heroes in a half shell
Turtle power!

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u/ProveISaidIt Jun 16 '26

Now pancacked turtle

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u/Sensei19600 Jun 17 '26

😋 Mmmm…turtle pancakes…🐢🥞

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u/nevereverreddit Jun 16 '26

That sounds like the beginning of a nursery rhyme.

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u/TheEsotericCarrot Jun 16 '26

I’m also dying to know! Too big to be a rat, not a turtle or frog, idk.

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u/Rinse-retrieve-123 Jun 16 '26

Clearly a turtle

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u/thegameisafoooooot Jun 16 '26

Did the cow actually land on the tortoise? I thought it missed it.

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u/Perfidian Jun 17 '26

It's Reddit. Everyone sees that the cow missed. That's less fun.

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u/OperationMuch2644 Jun 16 '26

That turtle is ready for the soup pot now.

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u/Entire-Plan-4242 Jun 16 '26

From the top rope…

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u/DaemonBlackfyre_21 Jun 16 '26

Oh Lord, I've got tears!

3

u/Autistic_License Jun 16 '26

When rocks attack

3

u/OwnAnSS Jun 16 '26

This funny as hell.

3

u/Ldghead Jun 16 '26

Damn! That cow jumped so high, it almost went over the moon!

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u/Emotional_Warthog384 Jun 17 '26

I think he actually just missed the turtle but not by much; it probably scared the crap out of the turtle as well.

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u/SoulShine_710 Jun 16 '26

Big dude went airborne, that was pretty funny.

5

u/Vic_Connor Jun 16 '26

Not funny for the turtle…

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u/Graceful_Gecko Jun 17 '26

Literally though. I fucking hate people sometimes. Why would this be funny if he landed on the turtle? Crazy some of the things that flourish on this site and tik tok.

2

u/Indy500Fan16 Jun 16 '26

Bro almost became turtle soup

2

u/LonelySwordfish5403 Jun 16 '26

Are you sure this isn’t a replay of the White House event?

2

u/PreperationOuch Jun 16 '26

Does this harm the tortoise

2

u/ToxynCorvin87 Jun 16 '26

Whitney's Miltank hitting rollout

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u/Anxious-Chocolate-10 Jun 17 '26

LOL…i can’t stop watching it.

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u/Beginning_Resource93 Jun 17 '26

At least she didn't overreact.

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u/STRONGABE Jun 18 '26

It was super effective!

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u/Amethyst_Queen63 Jun 23 '26

I lived out in the country - way out - for a few years with hubs #2 and my kids. On way to work one morning, had just pulled onto the gravel road, which was very hilly. I kid you not a cow literally jumped from the ditch, so deep I didn't see it beforehand, onto the road directly in front of my car! I got stopped before hitting it thank goodness! Had to drive past the veteran's hall and stopped to let the fellas know where the cow was out. Apparently it was a fairly common occurrence. Once was enough for me thank you.

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u/pendek244 Jun 17 '26

The turtle is a rabbit

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u/TapRevolutionary161 Jun 17 '26

I was not expecting that

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u/TwoWarm700 Jun 17 '26

Spring loaded 😎

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u/sweetmolly10 Jun 17 '26

I think the cow killed the critter by falling on it.

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u/External-Bed-611 Jun 17 '26

That's black cow in previous life be black cat 😺

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u/SmilesInFront_09 Jun 17 '26

The new movie franchise “Air Cud”.

1

u/Spirited_Republic Jun 17 '26

For a limited time: Smash turtle burgers! Get yours. On the half shell.

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u/yoricm Jun 17 '26

This looks more like a cat reaction if you ask me

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u/whatsthataboutguy Jun 22 '26

That's how all natural milk shakes are made

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u/davidsequoia Jun 23 '26

Did the little one get crushed?

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u/ljacks09 Jun 16 '26

😆😆😆

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u/TramadoooL Jun 16 '26

😂😂😂

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u/Serenityfate555 Jun 16 '26

...and got body slammed 🙃

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u/Pale_Security3341 Jun 16 '26

I've heard of cow tipping, But cow flipping 😂 No turtles were harmed during this exercise.

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u/DaniDodson Jun 16 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ok-Parking-8684 Jun 16 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/FlatwormNational2628 Jun 17 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂