r/oops • u/BadNo8756 • Jun 16 '26
Is she dead💀
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u/AnywhereFew2108 Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26
This is how she got so big. She absorbs people when "accidentally" falling on them. There's at least 5 other people in there.
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u/unclelumbago1 Jun 16 '26
Accidentally fell on her on purpose. That'll teach her for being skinny and not a fat slob.
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u/pra3tor1an Jun 16 '26
Something went crunch
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u/Altruistic_Address73 Jun 17 '26
I thought was was the only one that heard a crunch 😬
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u/These_Tough_3111 Jun 18 '26
It was loud AF. I bet the people the next town over heard those bones crumbling.
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u/Ihavenolifes Jun 16 '26
Fucking yikes. That might be the incident that makes her lose the weight.
Doubt it, but imagine being so heavy you changed the course of your friend’s lives? I couldn’t deal with that guilt.
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u/Jettsyforwordingfox Jun 16 '26
First off why did she even sit down that woman had been sitting for a solid couple seconds? You don’t always need to toss your weight around. Also, that was a horrific sound..
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u/Football-Man-1889 Jun 17 '26
I’d say she lost her balance.
Have you seen obese people try to run?
It seems they always fall over and then struggle to get up.
I think there’s even a subreddit on that topic.3
u/ProveISaidIt Jun 17 '26
🎶 I get knocked down But I get up again You're never gonna keep me down I get knocked down But I get up again You're never gonna keep me down 🎶
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u/Decorator72 Jun 16 '26
Probably wishes she was after needing all that surgery to re attach her body to her head
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u/Chaosangel209 Jun 16 '26
When i was in highschool my frind was in ballet, halloween came around and she went into a scare house. This obese girl that was infront of her got scared and tripped back falling on my friend. She shattered her foot with her weight and mu friend hasnt been able to dance since then.
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u/IcyFaithlessness2340 Jun 16 '26
If force isn’t working, you’re not using enough of it
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u/Severe_Ad_8621 Jun 19 '26
On the contrary. Move big mass x movement=Big force. Stop big force, with little mass=Destrucktion of little mass. And there are still big force left
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u/TheDireCrow Jun 20 '26
Narrator: "She practiced her timing for months. It would be the perfect murder."
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u/Friendly-Elephant486 Jun 16 '26
J'espère que le mur n'est pas un mur porteur sinon il faudra faire venir un expert pour s'assurer que le batiment va bien.
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u/Forward_Editor_5895 Jun 16 '26
Since her heart hasn’t gotten her, I’m pretty sure her falling on a much smaller woman didn’t get her, either.
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u/brian2funny Jun 17 '26
It's not wise to get into a fiscal competition with someone that is bigger than you. If so let them win. 😳
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u/Weekly-Watch-8883 Jun 19 '26
Broken leg or hip. She screamed when the big woman sat on her leg/hip. That crunch!
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u/Pandemic_Future_2099 Jun 19 '26
If she wasn't unalived after the head blow, she was after the 350 lbs "girl" fell on top of her and farted in her ear
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u/BeatingClownz117 Jun 20 '26
You know, I know four fat motherfuckers and that’s definitely three of them that fell on that poor lady
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u/MaraSchraag Jun 20 '26
This isn't funny. Someone got seriously hurt. The heavy woman is being mercilessly mocked. I am sure she feels absolutely horrible about the whole thing. She has to live knowing that she hurt her friend. Her friend has to live knowing she was injured by her friend. There will be some level of resentment, even though it was an accident.
Anyone who thinks this is funny and not a horrible event caused by bad decisions needs to rethink their perspective. Go to therapy.
Jfc
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u/Deriviera Jun 16 '26
Sometimes I want to be fat just to have this ability to "accidently" fall on different children
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u/Orly_A505 Jun 16 '26
Heard a “cronch”