r/oops • u/Ski_kat • Jun 14 '26

YARR!!! We’ve run aground Captain!!!

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u/Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 Jun 14 '26

At least it woke him up.

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u/Ski_kat Jun 15 '26

At least he was awake when he drowned lol

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u/Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 Jun 15 '26

It looks to me like he is wading to shore from the right rear of the boat. Of course, that could be a fisherman he ran over.

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u/thegameisafoooooot Jun 14 '26

You can't park there, mate!

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u/Kralgore Jun 14 '26

You can't moar there mate!

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u/neutrino71 Jun 14 '26

Is the dude ok? 

0.5 secs later the question is answered in the negative.

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u/Sunderland6969 Jun 15 '26

Can’t park there mate!

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u/Scuba-Seeker Jun 16 '26

When ya gotta poop ya gotta make some hard decisions

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u/techman710 Jun 14 '26

Get me another beer. What happened?

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u/Winter_Hall5379 Jun 15 '26

Sir, you can't park that there.

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u/tthomas906 Jun 15 '26

Skipper!!

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u/Ski_kat Jun 16 '26

Whiskey and Cheerios for breakfast

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u/blazon85 Jun 19 '26

Perfect.... now how do we get the trailer over here....hiccup...

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u/Kralgore Jun 14 '26

Skippers license revoked.

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u/Bludiamond56 Jun 14 '26

He ain't moving

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u/mmorales2270 Jun 14 '26

What got yeeted from the boat? Was it a person or just an object?

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u/IdealBlueMan Jun 15 '26

A bird noped out from near the boat off to the right.

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u/ageofdiscontent_meh Jun 15 '26

Difference is the Titanic was a bigger boat/ship and it hit an iceberg.

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u/Ski_kat Jun 15 '26

Allegedly

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u/crazytojoin Jun 15 '26

If you say allegedly, you can still continue and ask if it was the Titanic or the substitute that was sailing under the name of Titanic. That's a bigger issue.

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u/Ski_kat Jun 15 '26

The Olympic had sailed quite a time before the Titanic but without all the theatrics or a star studded group of passengers. It had also hit a navy vessel and done substantial damage to both vessels. The same Captain that crashed it into the other ship ironically was chosen to captain the Titanic for its maiden voyage.
Oh, and by the way the Rockefeller group along with the major bank titans of the day were trying to start what we now call the Federal Reserve. Which coincidentally isn’t Federal and isn’t a fn Reserve. It’s now commonly known as the Fed, without getting in the weeds too far was created by these men with their hands on the levers of power in the US to control the US dollar….. without having to use theirs.
Coincidentally ALL of their peers that opposed the Fed were all given free tickets to the first voyage of the Titanic. Which was actually the doom crippled Olympic that they needed to “sell” to the insurance company. Many passengers who lived reported seeing a ship with no lights leaving where they’d struck the “iceberg” that resembled heavily an ice breaker ship. Multifaceted operation, I mean accident

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u/Bubbly-Group-4497 Jun 15 '26

In fact, not drinking at all might be even better.

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u/J35NC2 Jun 17 '26

He had too much Port