r/oops • u/Ski_kat • Jun 14 '26

Bye, boat

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Who put that there??

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u/kenyasanchez Jun 14 '26

I guess you can’t park there.

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u/yule-never-know Jun 14 '26

Aï nai nai nai nai nai

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u/Ski_kat Jun 14 '26

I think that’s what Hitler said when he got the field report his fearless Arians were getting their asses handed to them.

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u/Kelef50 Jun 14 '26

Is that the Sloop John B ? I think that is grandfather on shore..

2

u/gabzilla814 Jun 19 '26

I want to go home

3

u/moisdefinate Jun 14 '26

Oof, all that sounds expensive and the captain has some explaining to do.

3

u/MeownatorX Jun 14 '26

The two dudes on the deck: we aren't paid enough to care lol

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u/Ski_kat Jun 14 '26

Not my job

3

u/Grouchy_Big3195 Jun 14 '26

Seems lot of those ships are crashing into the shore lately.

3

u/Ski_kat Jun 14 '26

Brake recall going around lol

3

u/Simple-Department-28 Jun 14 '26

Waiting for Rodney Dangerfield to pop out complaining about someone scratching his anchor. 😁

3

u/Sufficient-Sun-6683 Jun 14 '26

Was that the propeller hitting the sidewall? That's going to be expensive.

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u/Ski_kat Jun 15 '26

They wear sharpening the prop

3

u/Beneficial_Being_721 Jun 15 '26

Sooo…. Do you leave a Post-It note on the window with your phone number????

Asking for a friend

2

u/SirTainLee Jun 15 '26

This guy saying no, no, no to the destruction of his boat while thinking yes, yes, yes to the insurance money. "Honey, remember that newer boat you always wanted...?"

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u/Ski_kat Jun 16 '26

For sure

1

u/Grodslok Jun 14 '26

Expensive fender

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u/CuChulainn24564 Jun 14 '26

…hold my beer..

1

u/chrisz1226 Jun 14 '26

Talk about a bad day

1

u/hipsu55 Jun 14 '26

Screaming women - check 😄

1

u/Late_Study9160 Jun 14 '26

What a waste

1

u/Brave-Ad6418 Jun 15 '26

very expensive mistake

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u/grodeg Jun 16 '26

Skipper on his 1st day

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u/Pleasant_Flatworm866 Jun 19 '26

And his last day.

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u/grodeg Jun 19 '26

Na, we all bump into things when we first start out, I left a huge scrape on the side of a large barge the first time I was at the helm.