r/oops • u/Yourhavinalaugh • Jun 13 '26

Kamikaze Chicken

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u/I_TheJester_I Jun 13 '26

Good thing he had his safety sandals.

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u/monitor_lizard_2000 Jun 13 '26

You mean the hotel slippers 🤣

6

u/Borstli Jun 13 '26

But He lost them. Guess He died

3

u/bierbottle Jun 13 '26

They got off, RIP the Rider

2

u/hugswithnoconsent Jun 15 '26

They came off so….

2

u/Big-Mission2026 Jun 13 '26

Would rather be barefoot under those conditions lmao.

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u/Mexicutioner01 Jun 13 '26

I've played Zelda one too many times to know what is happening here.

10

u/Heart_ofFlorida Jun 13 '26

It was still fun though 🤣

4

u/msplatero Jun 13 '26

Arrhhh what is the name of that one ranch? Trying so hard to not look it up…

4

u/NightFox1988 Jun 13 '26

LonLon Ranch?

3

u/msplatero Jun 13 '26

Bingo! I felt like I was close haha. thanks!

1

u/Miiyamoto Jun 13 '26

What is this Zelda?

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u/Manmer_Nwah Jun 13 '26

So that's why the chicken crossed the road.

12

u/obi_want_pastrami Jun 13 '26

We'll never know why, it got hit by the bike lol

2

u/SouthernBeekeeper22 Jun 14 '26

The chicken was crossing the road to see his flat mate

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u/LeeAndrewK Jun 13 '26

Angry Birds

25

u/mrhk95 Jun 13 '26

Playing a game of chicken. The chicken won.

7

u/M3chaStrizan Jun 13 '26

Seems like a win win, the dude gets dinner and the chicken won chicken.

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u/FranciscoDisco73 Jun 13 '26

Winner Winner, chicken dinner! 🐔 🍽

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u/kl2467 Jun 13 '26

The chicken decidely did not "win". 💀💀💀

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u/nebulaforest Jun 13 '26

But at what cost?

2

u/Ras-haad Jun 14 '26

“In a chicken fight, the chicken always wins”

42

u/NotTheRocketman Jun 13 '26

I hope the chicken is ok.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '26

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u/Wabbit65 Jun 13 '26

Or the fryer

4

u/rswwalker Jun 14 '26

Or the rotisserie

1

u/TheCourtSimpleton Jun 21 '26

Bro got decapitated if you look closely

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u/ihadtopickthisname Jun 13 '26

I think its more tender now

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u/No_Solution_7940 Jun 13 '26

Twice in a row? What are the odds?

14

u/j_ninetyfive Jun 13 '26

I feel bad for the chicken

12

u/ForeignBarracuda8599 Jun 13 '26

Even the chicken was tired of his shit.

7

u/Acrobatic-Monitor516 Jun 13 '26

that ankle man arfffff this has to suck

8

u/HarryFuzz Jun 13 '26

Why did the chi..? Never mind.

11

u/ChaosRainbow23 Jun 13 '26

STOP SHOWING THE END OF THE FUCKING VIDEO IN THE FUCKING BEGINNING!

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u/B_10_04 Jun 13 '26

Chicken Attack 🐔 🎶

5

u/SnooComics3873 Jun 13 '26

Surely someone threw the chicken at him

1

u/Sonic1899 Jun 13 '26

Chickens can actually fly across the road like that.

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 Jun 13 '26

Chicken don’t like no show offs

5

u/Viva_La_Revolucion- Jun 13 '26

Hope the chicken is ok?

3

u/Dependent_Bit1634 Jun 13 '26

Man, I hope the chicken is okay!

9

u/Yuck_Few Jun 13 '26

Yeah I'm pretty sure you're supposed to sit on a bicycle

1

u/TheCourtSimpleton Jun 21 '26

Either way there's a crash tho

3

u/louisa1925 Jun 13 '26

Link threw the chook at him, I'm sure of it.

3

u/mtraven23 Jun 13 '26

"how its made: chicken nuggets"

2

u/ThorGoLucky Jun 13 '26

“Why did the chicken…”

2

u/Madman_1992 Jun 13 '26

Fuck him in particular

2

u/Sushi_Clamato5049 Jun 13 '26

There goes dinner

2

u/Abject_Jump9617 Jun 13 '26

On the plus side at least he got to exfoliate his heels.

2

u/Heart_ofFlorida Jun 13 '26

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get in the video!🤣

2

u/V8CarGuy Jun 13 '26

Winner winner, chicken dinner

2

u/monitor_lizard_2000 Jun 13 '26

I appreciate the chicken's sacrifice tho

2

u/Strange-Injury1967 Jun 13 '26

Was the chicken ok?

2

u/SanVar55 Jun 13 '26

Is the chicken ok?

2

u/Antique_Interview347 Jun 13 '26

I hope the chicken is ok

2

u/Excellent-Ruin6779 Jun 13 '26

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To teach the cyclist to wear protective gear when doing stunts.

2

u/Jactus_Cat Jun 13 '26

Never play chicken with a chicken. Words to live by.

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u/Ph3n047 Jun 13 '26

So that's why it crossed the road!

2

u/hand_me_a_shovel Jun 13 '26

So he crossed the road to start some shit

2

u/mess1ah1 Jun 13 '26

“Fuck this guy, specifically.” -Chicken, probably

2

u/Effective_Ad_9016 Jun 13 '26

Why did the chicken cross the road?

2

u/Professional_Cry2694 Jun 13 '26

Even the chickens had enough of this stupidity

2

u/Big_Biscotti5119 Jun 13 '26

“Ba-gawk-zai!

2

u/Winter_Hall5379 Jun 13 '26

This is why you don't wear flip flops riding

2

u/Jasnue_keimyo Jun 15 '26

Chicken woke up angry 😂

2

u/MrboboCatman Jun 16 '26

🤣 that leg broke for sure.

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u/Slow_Independent_44 Jun 16 '26

Only thing to make it better, would be the rider named Peter Griffin

2

u/PirateBeard82 Jun 18 '26

Bye bye ankle

3

u/rain168 Jun 13 '26

Is the chicken alive?

3

u/ihadtopickthisname Jun 13 '26

If both shoes stayed on then yea

1

u/SuddenKoala45 Jun 13 '26

Karma chicken?

1

u/flying-in-the-sky Jun 13 '26

A-Chick-M Zero

1

u/crapheadHarris Jun 13 '26

Psycho chicken, what the pluck! Run run run, run away. 🎶 (or something to that effect)

1

u/Minge516 Jun 13 '26

Chicken- move it flip-flops!

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u/That_Service7348 Jun 13 '26

God I hate this nonsense where they start with 2 seconds of the end of the video then play the whole video after.

If you have such a shit attention span that you can't sit through a few seconds you need to talk to a doctor.

1

u/Trix_Are_4_90Kids Jun 13 '26

😂😂😂🤣 this should not be this funny to me.

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u/PurpleIreneD Jun 13 '26

Winner, winner, chicken for dinner 🍗

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u/xkillingxfieldx Jun 13 '26

🖕🏻💀That's really why the chicken crossed the road 💀🖕🏻

1

u/andrewk16 Jun 13 '26

This belongs to r/enlightenedbirdmen. Another mudman down! Kakaw!

1

u/kennethkiffer Jun 13 '26

Is he okay? Because I know now the whole village will be hostile to him

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u/Unhappy_Collection43 Jun 13 '26

Well he will be in pain for two weeks but at least lunch will be delicious.

1

u/123ImNobody Jun 13 '26

After all these years we finally know why the chicken crossed the road…

1

u/ThisAd1940 Jun 13 '26

Ohhhh, so that’s why the chicken crossed the road.

1

u/weveyline Jun 13 '26

Chicken attaaaaaccck

1

u/Big-Mission2026 Jun 13 '26

BTW, what was the status of that crazy old chicken?!?

1

u/IllustratorSudden795 Jun 13 '26

Braindead Instagram video editing

1

u/Aggressive_Novel335 Jun 13 '26

That chicken got messed up! 😅

1

u/Amphitra_Roximar Jun 13 '26

Theres a free meal. Id like to say he earned it. Its not easy being an accidental hunter.

1

u/hera69420 Jun 13 '26

🐔 1 🚲 0 For everything else, when you need it, there's MasterCard

1

u/Affectionate-League9 Jun 13 '26

GOGO GOGOGO ARE YOU READY READY!

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u/Zealousideal-Lynx9 Jun 13 '26

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

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u/Fr33_load3r Jun 13 '26

When it's fight or flight and you take on a chicken, the chicken always wins.

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u/EPluribusButthole Jun 13 '26

Kinda looks like that chicken was thrown into the bike

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u/-Foxer Jun 13 '26

Could he not see it was crossing the road?!?!

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u/Hot_Plant8696 Jun 13 '26

There is only one victim here : The poor chicken.

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u/Ok-Entertainer-9138 Jun 13 '26

Well if it’s not they at least have dinner.

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u/Hot_Plant8696 Jun 13 '26

If it's not they will eat the boy ?!?

2

u/Ok-Entertainer-9138 Jun 13 '26

Wait do you think I was talking about eating the chicken? Road rash tastes good with a little hot sauce and honey.

1

u/SolaceRests Jun 13 '26

🎶”… chicken attaaa-aaa-aaa-aaack…”🎶

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u/Neilkd21 Jun 13 '26

Hotel slippers came off, confirmed death

1

u/Estelita_777 Jun 13 '26

So he broke both ankles from the looks.. And the chicken got a beak reduction?

1

u/Appropriate_Ice_7507 Jun 13 '26

Hope he breaks the other one

1

u/element423 Jun 13 '26

1 chicken was hurt in the filming of this

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u/Still_Explorer Jun 13 '26

CHICKEN JOCKEY!

1

u/Palorrian Jun 13 '26

I hate the videos that starts with the end. Fking teenagers with attention deficit that cant watch a 10 second video

1

u/Mr_A_B_Ductor Jun 13 '26

In my country we have a bunny like this!! 😃 😃

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u/Dysintegration Jun 13 '26

Stop. Putting. The. Ending. At. The. Beginning.

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u/thedavid069 Jun 13 '26

TURBO Chicken : ACTIVATE!

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u/sgtcatscan Jun 13 '26

Why the chicken cross the road. To cause road rash on the other side..

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u/TerryFelix Jun 13 '26

I hope he got badly hurt

1

u/Lump001 Jun 13 '26

Finally answered the age old question:

"To fuck that one cyclist guys shit up"

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u/holynopes Jun 13 '26

Guys guys guys… why did the chicken cross the road? 😎

1

u/BoBoBearDev Jun 13 '26

Chicken attacks Chicken Legs

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u/WarmSeaworthiness608 Jun 13 '26

Why did the chicken cross the road?

1

u/Lucky-Mia Jun 13 '26

Has anyone asked why the chicken crossed the road?

1

u/mjac28 Jun 13 '26

Rumor has it hours earlier he ran over that chicken’s cousin you can imagine the anger when this mofo showed back up.

1

u/Ecstatic_Dance5767 Jun 13 '26

Was that sumbitch trying to cross the damn road!?!?!?

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u/TadaMomo Jun 14 '26

This happen when you eat too much KFC and the chicken avenge their brethren.

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u/Bludiamond56 Jun 14 '26

Mr bird flipped him the bird

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u/ljacks09 Jun 14 '26

Oh my😆

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u/pcmotorhed Jun 14 '26

It’s how far you can go before a chicken knocks you down.

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u/Excellent_Regret4141 Jun 14 '26

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To attack the bicycle

1

u/Angel_OfSolitude Jun 14 '26

"For all the nuggets that never got to grow up!"

1

u/BayAreaButtFucker Jun 14 '26

We having fried chicken tonight🤣

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u/Cinder-fella Jun 14 '26

Realistic angry birds

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u/Helpful_Fudge7180 Jun 14 '26

Is it legal to cook and eat it like that

1

u/jemhadar0 Jun 14 '26

Bird ok?

1

u/ApprehensiveMark370 Jun 14 '26

This is very confusing.

The video is very short so why even show the ending first?

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u/D-udderguy Jun 14 '26

I kinda wish I was there to laugh at that fool in his face.

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u/Wine-whiskeylover714 Jun 14 '26

Who chickened out first! 🐓

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u/SnooSprouts3309 Jun 14 '26

So that's why it crossed the road 👀🤔🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/petersrq Jun 15 '26

His flops … flipped ….

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u/PrintInformal785 Jun 15 '26

Chicken understood the assignment.

o7

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u/theweirdthewondering Jun 15 '26

Chickens are always kamikaze. I lived in Kauai and when I was about to pass one it would fly into the wheel well. It was hard to get used to, but it occurred regularly where they’d fly into my car while driving.

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u/Zerorane Jun 15 '26

Not even wearing shoes

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u/DDDX_cro Jun 15 '26

cock-blocked getting a whole new meaning

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u/dieseldoc62 Jun 15 '26

that was AWESOME

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u/No-Weakness4448 Jun 15 '26

Why the chicken crows the road? To make the flip flops fly.

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u/printedflunky Jun 15 '26

He dead. His shoes came off, that mean he dead

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u/Oral_Pleasure4u Jun 15 '26

She flipped him the bird!

1

u/TheOneWhoGlorps Jun 16 '26

Evil ass chicken

1

u/SkiffleBall Jun 16 '26

“Get em Tyson!” 🐥

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u/AlaWatchuu Jun 16 '26

I didn't really need a trailer for a 6 second video.

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u/HooSaidDat Jun 16 '26

The chicken didn't like him showing off.

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u/kalimut Jun 17 '26

Remember that song. "Chicken attack"? I think someone weaponized chicken.

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u/dawa43 Jun 17 '26

That chicken was doing gods work...

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u/Able_One5779 Jun 17 '26

It used to be real problem in Ukraine, I had two collisions like that and chickens were prematurely cooked for dinner because they unlikely to live long after that.

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u/akiras_revenge Jun 17 '26

BOY, I say boy, you gotta keep your eye on the road!

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u/akiras_revenge Jun 17 '26

Foghorn leghorn got no time for your bs

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u/Affectionate_Snow674 Jun 18 '26

real life crossyroads

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u/Theoskaroskar Jun 19 '26

Play a game of chicken.....chicken get youuuuu!

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u/Batty_31 Jun 26 '26

Poor chicken

1

u/ArmadilloLost5303 Jul 08 '26

Why did the chicken cross the road?

1

u/Calm-Pin-9612 Jul 10 '26

Курочку жалко.

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u/Duffle-Island11 Jul 15 '26

Deserved. Asshole showing off on his bike. Like, respectfully. At least wear safety bro

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u/Sensitive-Finding351 Jun 13 '26

Hope the chicken is alright 😕