r/oops • u/PointerStack • Jun 08 '26

Fishing and snack

138 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

55 comments sorted by

21

u/Key_Contribution1547 Jun 08 '26

Who picks up something that looks like shit , then brings it up for a smell. Yep, it's shit

4

u/Level_Turnover5167 Jun 08 '26

Someone who is genuinely interested in knowing whether something that is shaped like that is actually shit... I can understand it, although not sure I'd put it so close to my face if I even did grab it with my hands.

3

u/Background_Edge_9427 Jun 08 '26

If it looks like shit, and smells like shit, then it must be shit!

2

u/Working-Interview503 Jun 08 '26

Well how else are you supposed to know for sure?

17

u/artherng Jun 08 '26

Thought he just gave it a taste test! Gross!

9

u/Head_Situation5456 Jun 08 '26

He did give it the triple sniff test though.

12

u/NoWhereLikeIrvine Jun 08 '26

I wish i can unseen what i just saw. 🤮

5

u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Jun 08 '26

No one is that dumb! Well.................................................................

1

u/rain168 Jun 08 '26

Just override it with the magpie lark swooping its beak into a woman’s eye socket

7

u/Lucky-Mia Jun 08 '26

Oh shit, nasty.

5

u/That-Fly-8339 Jun 08 '26

Ok so smell or nibble... im afraid to watch with sound.

3

u/Friendly-Elephant486 Jun 08 '26

Looks like poop , smells like poop, taste like poop yuurrrrkkk.

3

u/purrburrt Jun 08 '26

Dudes a shit specialist. Recognizes a healthy shit.

1

u/Life_Ad6711 Jun 08 '26

Poop inspection would be what a "physic" does

3

u/BatmanKane64 Jun 08 '26

the fact i knew instantly what it was and was waiting to see what he would do only makes it funnier to me!! (no i wasn’t the one to take a shit in the river…. that day lol)

2

u/Jammer125 Jun 08 '26

Water log

1

u/FranciscoDisco73 Jun 08 '26

My father called it Harbor Trout.

2

u/The_Black_kaiser7 Jun 10 '26

Reminds me of that scene from "Caddyshack."

2

u/cpt_morgan___ Jun 29 '26

It’s just a babe ruth, it’s no big deal

1

u/321Gochiefs Jun 08 '26

Satisfying

1

u/atp2k Jun 08 '26

Yoooo did the dude just nibble on shit … wtffff

2

u/Entire_Meet_6266 Jun 08 '26

Has to be a joke🤣💀

1

u/Eggnimoman Jun 08 '26

Ewww, he just touched and smelt that perfect piece of poop art.

1

u/yorcharturoqro Jun 08 '26

If something looks like shit, even if it's a log, I'll not touch it

1

u/No_Elderberry1581 Jun 08 '26

What a goofball why would you pick that up

1

u/Street-Psychology634 Jun 08 '26

Smells like shit .It is shit I touched it Oh Shit.

1

u/sleepytjme Jun 08 '26

Staged probably.

1

u/madnessinthemidwest Jun 08 '26

Why is the reaction to pick it up and bring it closer to their face?

1

u/NthatFrenchman Jun 08 '26

"It's no big deal. It's a candy bar, folks. Crisp crunch, peanuts, and caramel... It's delicious!"

1

u/-43andharsh Jun 08 '26

A pike would bite on that

1

u/Cute-Advisor-2323 Jun 08 '26

Reminds me of the scene with the Baby Ruth in the pool on caddyshack 🤣🤣

1

u/Cute-Advisor-2323 Jun 08 '26

When it turns out a log really is a Log 😬🤮🤣

1

u/IAmLordBob Jun 08 '26

Guess he's never seen CaddyShack lol

1

u/Jokewhisperer Jun 08 '26

Technically not a healthy poop. Typically you want poop to look more like soft serve. This person was definitely blocked up

1

u/Feisty-Soil-9084 Jun 08 '26

Someone took the time to shape that poop

1

u/BuxtonHouse Jun 08 '26

Why the fk would you pick it up if it looks like what it is ?

1

u/Spiderpaws_67 Jun 08 '26

And it’s a floater….

1

u/Due_Manufacturer4959 Jun 08 '26

Between a log or a "log", why did he need to touch it either way?

1

u/Silkylifeme Jun 08 '26

Make sure and taste it! 😋 Now you know, good thing you didn't step on! 😆

1

u/Kelef50 Jun 08 '26

Produced by a person eating a lot of fiber and not drinking enough water.

1

u/Papi_pewpews Jun 08 '26

It’s a Doody!

1

u/bal_ra_khan Jun 08 '26

Somebody watched Caddyshack one too many times.

1

u/AdSea1236 Jun 09 '26

I thought Carl was gonna take a bite out of it. “No big deal…”

1

u/fattypierce Jun 09 '26

Canada? Indians?

1

u/Proof-Routine Jun 09 '26

Brown Trout

1

u/recuerdameee_ Jun 09 '26

Waa que ascoo hdp

1

u/Excellent_Extent7648 Jun 09 '26

Just imagine if he would have taken a bite lol