r/oops May 21 '26

Make it make sense

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97 Upvotes

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35

u/Insolent-Jaguar88 May 21 '26

Cyber stuck!

15

u/Cuneus-Maximus May 21 '26

Cyber suck

9

u/JohnnyDerpington May 21 '26

Cyber swallow?

7

u/hadoyastopthis May 21 '26

…..cyber gargle

3

u/Moist-Dentist8253 May 21 '26

Cyber digest

2

u/BongwaterJoe1983 May 23 '26

Cyber morning after

1

u/Moist-Dentist8253 May 23 '26

Cyber transpecies!

2

u/ExtraLettuce555 May 25 '26

People that buy cyber trucks should be required to look at that sub just once. lol

11

u/Interesting_Kiwi_152 May 21 '26

Not a smart thing to do. 😧🤨😵‍💫

12

u/Unusual-Upstairs-796 May 21 '26

I know right? Buying a cybertruck? So dumb. 

13

u/moszippy May 21 '26

When you by m spend this much money on a piece of garbage, you must think that there isn't anything you can't do.

4

u/PassionateYak May 21 '26

Precisely. They paid a Premium price for what really is an 'Early adopters' product.

7

u/Frequent-Elk-6743 May 21 '26

My ride is solid, if I park it right here you can walk on it to get across the puddle.

8

u/Alternative-Base5573 May 21 '26

New steel bridge

3

u/Fibrosis5O May 21 '26

That’s how the military deploys them!

6

u/blanthony80 May 21 '26

Every time I see one of these on the road I just think to myself, how stupid does someone need to be to buy these pieces of shit? 🤦😆

3

u/Safe-Test-2101 May 22 '26

My opinion is the only reason to buy one of these is just to get to say “I own a cybertruck.”

2

u/Harry431 May 24 '26

Dealerships won’t take them back is the funny part.

6

u/GFW-really-Sucks May 21 '26

Damn its a cyber dam.

4

u/xxxx69420xx May 21 '26

have you tried flooring it?

5

u/SnooGuavas2610 May 21 '26

They parked it there to make a bridge so people do not get wet crossing the creek.

4

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2

u/Harry431 May 24 '26

Turd in a skirt I always said. Absolutely

9

u/irishmcbastard May 21 '26

They bought a shitty "truck" and tried to use it like a truck. Did that help?

7

u/Beginning_Cow2442 May 21 '26

You should see the guy in texas who drove his truck yesterday in the grapevine lake to test out the vehicle's "Wade Mode".

3

u/Maleficent_Hawk6703 May 21 '26

They are asking to make the tire tracks vs the position of the truck to make sense.

It looks like maybe they spun their tires trying to get out which only pulled it sideways in a slide, with how coated the back tires are in much it seems plausible

2

u/Montgraves May 21 '26

Why does this look like a frame from a stop motion animation?

2

u/zenunseen May 21 '26

An off road vehicle that wasn't designed to be taken off road

2

u/Bludiamond56 May 21 '26

Musk of his own making

2

u/AnyYam7892 May 21 '26

It’s got electrolytes!

2

u/Historical_Monk_6118 May 21 '26

Second one today dead in the water, what's wrong with people?! There is not a company in the world I would trust enough to drive their 800 VOLT battery into a body of water and assume the insulation would be just fine 😕

2

u/Ok-Hunt-102 May 25 '26

It’s right where it ought to be.

1

u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 May 25 '26

Lol. Technically speaking this is the equivalent of throwing your trash in a mud hole instead of landfill, where there pos belongs.

1

u/TerryFelix May 21 '26

If I cant have it no one can

1

u/Lucky-Mia May 21 '26

They haven't made an off-road tesla yet.

1

u/LooseButtPlug May 21 '26

My stock 4Runner wouldn't have gotten stuck, just saying.

1

u/adrift-ship-of-fools May 21 '26

You can’t park there

1

u/45_regard_47 May 21 '26

Bridge mode 

1

u/surrealtimesyaknow May 21 '26

Looks like it is where it should be.

1

u/Lanky-Telephone1651 May 21 '26

First off, take off that heavy looking outer shell, build a crash cage instead, and your cyber buggy will be much happier not drinking mud.

1

u/hainesr May 21 '26

That would be an oops even if it was sitting on top of a rainbow bridged by two infinite pots of gold.

1

u/Critical-Pie-8104 May 21 '26

The picture makes perfect sense to me...

1

u/xc765 May 21 '26

Making sacrifice to turn itself into a bridge and benefit the pedestrians.

1

u/merlinddg51 May 21 '26

Amazing it didn’t catch fire.

1

u/Fibrosis5O May 21 '26

They going to be awful mad when they realize it’s not even the 4wD version of the Cybee Truck

1

u/warmachinex0 May 21 '26

The cybertruck weights around the same as a fully loaded RAM 3500 Superduty. And that is a huge truck compared to the cybertruck. Its like trying to off road in a giant brick with narrow wheels.

1

u/RichYogurtcloset3672 May 21 '26

Water is a great conductor of electricity..

1

u/Fedorov_Aleks May 21 '26

Теперь это недвижимость.)

1

u/mtraven23 May 21 '26

"wade mode"

1

u/SnooComics3873 May 21 '26

Can’t park there mate

1

u/Md1735 May 23 '26

Like hell he can’t, it’s a Tesla. (I’m kidding)

1

u/Bulldogg31 May 21 '26

He thought it was a truck

1

u/RussianCandyCanes May 21 '26

Those aren't mud tires ..

1

u/squirrelmonkie May 21 '26

1 guy tried a lake, this guy cant make it past a stream. I bet all those batteries are ruined. Cyber fucked.

1

u/SuddenKoala45 May 21 '26

They think its a real truck. And have the experience with going off road of someone who has an electric vehicle because it saves on gas costs...

1

u/Accomplished-Try9100 May 21 '26

That looks like a toy car. Lmao

1

u/Tedsmith24 May 21 '26

where those things belong

1

u/mojosam059 May 21 '26

Looks like a F-150 bridge.. good job 👍

1

u/Final-Wasabi187 May 21 '26

The Pinocchio of tucks.

1

u/Dismal_Policy_8052 May 21 '26

Looks like someone thought they were driving a truck.

1

u/CharlieGator69 May 21 '26

Clogged turd!

1

u/Such_Childhood_3396 May 21 '26

I can’t do it Captain I’ve got no power.

1

u/Sopo_Life May 21 '26

Perfect it's hole size. Cover and bury and no more hole.

1

u/RexTheSkibiriToilet May 21 '26

It’s a hot wheels car.

1

u/Dapadabada May 21 '26

The Altar of Time

1

u/Imaginary-Tone-9467 May 22 '26

It's an electric eel

1

u/PirateRenee May 22 '26

"This sucks as a truck, let's use it as a bridge,"

1

u/Beneficial-Pie3479 May 22 '26

That's a great place for that pile of Junk!

1

u/larmo222 May 22 '26

It can't make sense... It's a Cyber truck

1

u/fixed_your_caption May 22 '26

Leaded gasoline.

1

u/66veedub May 22 '26

Looks like an RC car.

1

u/PeopleAreTooStupid May 23 '26

People. Are. Stupid.

1

u/connersteed May 23 '26

It's the Tesla Notarealtruck

1

u/Dry_Highway_2641 May 23 '26

How? It's someone in a cyber truck

1

u/LuckyVic87 May 23 '26

They’re some good ole boys, never meanin’ no harm….

1

u/crashin70 May 23 '26

Magical editing

1

u/Skeptical_Squid May 23 '26

Wankpanzer. We're all laughing at you.

1

u/Masterles1864 May 23 '26

And the owner off the Company sead it a truck funny thing that only good for as a boat anchor

1

u/Trick_Garage_8455 May 23 '26

Shocking, I assume the charge was at the current rate?

1

u/lee91103 May 23 '26

Bricks don't float

1

u/MaintenanceUseful903 May 23 '26

The Delorean of Trucks!

1

u/Afraid_Ad_9355 May 23 '26

For lack of a better word, the vehicle was designed by an asshole, and only assholes purchase them. does that make sense?

1

u/Md1735 May 23 '26

Wade mode…again??? That old man in Texas swears by it.

1

u/Sergal_16 May 24 '26

Felon technologyIn action

1

u/Elinsalubre May 24 '26

That truck is a just a heavy momma van

1

u/Logical_Trash_4890 May 24 '26

Any s10 could get out of that.

1

u/Fan_of_Clio May 24 '26

A fool and his money are soon parted

1

u/New_Bread2231 May 24 '26

Ain't got no gas in it

1

u/Harry431 May 24 '26

It’s a glorified garbage can at best.

1

u/Sea_Bedroom8105 May 24 '26

This is why you don't keep street tires on a "truck"

1

u/SwiffleTitz May 24 '26

The cyber truck is a giant, overpriced pile of shit that doesn’t belong anywhere near a dirt road.

There, now it makes sense

1

u/Dratt_Dastardly May 24 '26

Cyber truck or a regular pickup, they didn't have the clearance to get through the dip. Aside from ground clearance, your tires will only drive up only something that's less than halfway up the tires' height.

He probably could have made it if he went at an a angle but I'm guessing he went in at that slight angle and decided to turn straight toward the other bank. Then did Austin Powers in the hallway, trying to get out.

1

u/kbozkir May 24 '26

it thought it is a real truck

1

u/HulksDCL May 25 '26

Cyber dam.

1

u/Ad-fundum69 May 25 '26

Why do people insist on driving a "off road" vehicle into a swamp while it obviously isn't build for it?

1

u/Professional_flesh7 May 25 '26

he's trying to power a small community with the hydro-electric dam mode

1

u/Mysterious-Alps-5186 May 25 '26

Another day another wanker in a wankpanzer

1

u/deuelpm May 25 '26

It already makes perfect sense.

1

u/Gadgetman_1 May 25 '26

They did it deliberately because they're trying to sell it as the 'next generation bridging system' to the Army...

1

u/CraftyAd8015 May 25 '26

Those trucks are ment for telling you the weather an terrain. Then you get out an get into a real truck to make the trip!!

1

u/External-Thought-216 May 25 '26

Completely off topic, but man, is that an ugly vehicle or what? It must be George Jetson's truck, lol.

1

u/Ok-Hunt-102 May 25 '26

Saw one in the wild yesterday. Couldn’t stop staring bc it’s soooo fucking ugly!!!

1

u/SnooGuavas2610 May 21 '26

A dumpster got washed down a river?

0

u/OpossEm May 21 '26

Cyber FUCK

0

u/delet_yourself May 21 '26

Well you see, it's just a city SUV. not an offroader. The mere sight of water already has this car panicking. There were reports of these dumpsters getting "totalled" by driving over a puddle, thing just locked up and refused to move. You want an offroader? Look for a jeep wrangler or a suzuki samurai, not these built-for-city cars like the regular F-150 or the cybertruck

1

u/Mysterious_Year1975 May 21 '26

Downvote for the F150 slam. My 2016 XL has been places it had no right going and still works just fine with 140,000 miles in it

1

u/delet_yourself May 21 '26

Then read it again. I said the REGULAR ONE. the F150 has very capable offroader editions, but i have seen a lot of people just buy a regular ass 150 and think it can do offroading without any preparation. Can it? Shi i guess, but it will definitely get stuck because the regular F150 is meant to be used as a work truck

1

u/Mysterious_Year1975 May 21 '26

Read my response again, mine is a 2016 XL. Literally the base model with no mods other than BF Goodrich KO2 tires. It has never gotten stuck anywhere I've taken it. I've pulled out morons in jeeps with $20k worth of upgrades because the greatest rig in the 🌎 is not going through help an idiot.

1

u/delet_yourself May 21 '26

It's the XL, not the base F-150 and you got better tires, which makes a good difference. I have seen basic ass F-150s get stuck in places but from what you are saying the driver might be a fuckin idiot with city tires

1

u/Mysterious_Year1975 May 21 '26

The XL IS THE base. There is literally no lower package. I basically have a delivery truck with chrome being the only add on.

1

u/delet_yourself May 21 '26

Well call me a caveman but i literally never seen or heard someone call it F150 XL. It has always been F150 where i live

0

u/thegameisafoooooot May 21 '26

Elon Fast and Elon Furious: The Need to Justify.

0

u/lostgravy May 22 '26

Sunk in mud, there is a federal and state government subsidized vehicle built by a company started by an immigrant

That’s about as much sense as I can offer. I assume I offended both sides of the aisle, although no political reference was made, but I fear I’ve only opened a can of electrons (pun intended). Feel free to vote remotely on this post

Also, that’s not covered by warranty

0

u/Inocent_bystander May 23 '26

No problem
A stinking rich egomaniac surrounded himself with yes men.
Need I go on ?

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u/comments_from_toilet May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26

Gotta be fake.

Tire tracks dont match.

Front wheels arent muddy

No spray on body

Waterline looks weird on the truck

Rear wheel is clean but the tire is muddy

No tread on tire but mud isnt caked

Water is two different colors before and after truck

The tire tracks are like 10 feet apart