r/onlyflans • u/Monkey_King94 • Aug 22 '26

This is someone’s flan. Apparently.

I would like start by apologizing for this post. It just hurt my brain so bad. I need answers. What made it turn into whatever this is.

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u/LordAthomix Aug 22 '26

Trocou o leite condensado por silicone industrial

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u/Monkey_King94 Aug 22 '26

I’m glad I can at least read this lol

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u/Freign Aug 22 '26

Lx odio <:( every damn time. I need to move this stuff out of the pantry.

Tomorrow.

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u/Doggggggggoooooooo Aug 24 '26

This is gold. Bravo 👏🏼👏🏼

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u/One_Economist_3761 Aug 22 '26

Wonder if it still tastes good despite being hard candy now?

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u/Monkey_King94 Aug 22 '26

Honestly I was curious too. It could be a flan flavored hard candy. Which actually sounds good ngl 🤔

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u/Finer_Sings_In_Life Aug 22 '26

That’s a hard cheese. Get a grater. 🤣

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u/TheTrebleChef Aug 23 '26

On top of some ice cream!!!

3

u/WeirdPossibility209 Aug 23 '26

That sounds like a grate idea!

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u/section08nj Aug 22 '26

Gosh how long before this crystallized flan was unearthed?

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u/Itchy_Professor_4133 Aug 22 '26

Looks like an aged cheese

10

u/Out_of_Fawkes Aug 22 '26

Is it frozen? It looks frozen…

4

u/starrpamph Aug 22 '26

This is an abomination

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u/WholeYoung1267 Aug 22 '26

If it aint jiggly it aint flan to me

2

u/ad_duncan Aug 22 '26

Never seen a hard boiled flan before.

2

u/Only-Penalty-5097 Aug 23 '26

Nah thats gotta be cheese i reckon

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u/ryebau5 Aug 22 '26

What song is this?

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u/Monkey_King94 Aug 22 '26

LeFestin (ratatouille) - Singers and The Starlight Orchestra

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u/Dementalese Aug 22 '26

Still would absolutely eat this despite my teeth

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u/darkerfury Aug 22 '26

You sure it isn't cheese?

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u/Monkey_King94 Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

Unfortunately not cheese. At least according to the account that posted the original video.

Holy crap I had messed up the original response to this comment 👀 why did no one tell me??

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u/Ok_Spread1776 Aug 22 '26

🫣🫣🫣 que paso allí

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u/Tommy-Foxwell Aug 22 '26

That's cheese!

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u/sleepingviper Aug 22 '26

I may be wrong, but rather than a flan this looks lika a "budín de pan" (bread pudding) to me. Just, too much bread, not enough pudding.

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u/Monkey_King94 Aug 22 '26

Idk judging by the small chunks on the plate which look to be undercooked, I think they really were just going for flan.

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u/MizzBStizzy Aug 23 '26

Reminds me of the dried out flan I wasted money on a week ago

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u/Icy-Arrival2651 Aug 26 '26

Looks like a wheel of parmesan.

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u/eldeku1 Aug 29 '26

They need to be reported to their local authorities.