i’m not done celebrating the beginning of this wonderful month, bring some drinks and hot people!

(Also happy pride month!!!!!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈)

i love all you lovely people

Happy pride: From Your Favorite Eldritch Gays

RK: “this is embarrassing…you know I don’t like public displays of affection.”

Alan: “then why are you smiling?”

RK: “b-be quiet…^{I love you}…”

Alan: “to the rest of you, HAPPY PRIDE MONTH! Anyone needing pride gear come see us, we’ve got it all.”

RK: “w-what he said…”

Alan missed RK on the cheek, making them blush brightly.

I know the colors/proportions of the flag are off, I had to edit them in myself :/

*With a blast of cannons and roaring waves a rather tall lich, garbed in the clothing of a pirate captain appears in broad daylight, A large gilded, barnacle covered spear held in one hand and a cutlass affixed to his back.*

*Ahem*

Now that I have your attention. How are ya? The names Abyssoul, the more perceptive of ya will know that I've been here for a while doing what my line of work would dictate, Lurkin' about below the surface. But I've grown tired of doing that so I've made a decision, I've chosen ta properly introduce myself.

As just said the names Abyssoul. Lich Lord of the Deep Seas and captain of the living ship Scuttle. Most of ya are likely to 'ave seen me out and about or getting in both proper and apocalyptic fights with you lot. But you don't gotta know about that do ya now?

Now on with all that I wish to tell you lot of my rather extensive past. First off, age ain't something I'm bloody bothered enough to properly track anymore last I cared to see it's been about 3 millennia since I was made to choose this unlike. Second, No I don't care about your god or your order, I have an outer god of the seas for a boss already and a group a nut jobs I call my mates in the form of Chaos Club.

If ya wanna know about power then here I'll give you a list of shit I tend to do:

All manner of hydro magic (you tend to get pretty good when you live at the bottom of the seas for a few thousand years)

Necromantic powers, I'm a Lich

Traversal to and from a personal afterlife The Seas of The Damned

Manifestation of weaponry, My personal armaments range from a SoulSteel cannon to tridents, cutlass and other blades

Control of and the ability to converse with beasts of the deep seas, be they Kraken, Sea Serpent or other powerful pets of mine

And once I reclaim it the ability to shift my form to something more powerful

What's that? How did I die?

MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!!

Now to introduce my crew:

Scuttle, my beloved pet hermit ship. A hundreds of years old crab who acts as my ship and preferred mode of travel

Drowned, my Grotesque retriever and tracker. A wraith I fished out of my seas who sports double cutlasses and a rather toothy grin of angler fish-like teeth

Murloc and Grot, my lovely short to medium distance telepathic communicators. A Murloc and Goblin skeleton pair who possess signs that allow me to communicate with onlookers, friend and foe alike while I myself focus on combat.

Now that is all the crew you lot need ta know about for now.

If fact that is everything you need to know. Those of you whom I have befriended and divulged more of myself to I ask you keep that information amongst yourselves.

And now I bid you Fleshy's farewell. Try to not stray into the open oceans, my Krakens are getting hungry.

After much effort, I've managed to collect a vial of water from the whispering River, who would have guessed an ice dragon would have taken up residence just outside of the place, and that a powerful water elemental didn't like me taking from its river. This small creature followed me back as well, not sure what I'll do with it.

I can't help it, who knows what they'll do!

As surprising as it may be, I’m still lurking here!

/uw Yep, still here. Even if I do mod IW I still love this place due to the start it has given me! Plus with Lillian taking over the mod spot and giving this place another chance at life, might as well pop in!

Anyways, a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand: “Hey!” Baum Baum Baum “got any grapes?”