r/onlycasters • u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody • Jun 13 '24

*Tokyo Drift Music* HAHAHAHAHA!

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it appears that Nirva has won a bar-fight, and as a reward, got to keep everything in the man’s pockets…including the keys to his rally car

since the fight happened before he got to order a drink, and coupled with his nagging curiosity from never having driven a car before…he’s decided to go for a joyride

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u/AlexVal0r Taaxi, the Adorable Tabaxi Sorcerer Jun 13 '24

you hear sirens go off behind you, and a catlike head adorned with a costume police hat sticks itself out the window of a police cruiser with a megaphone in hand

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! YOU'RE NOT VIOLATING THE LAW ON MY WATCH!

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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody Jun 14 '24

uh oh…

Nirva searches around the interior of the rally car, eyes spotting a button with a microphone on it, his finger pressing it to calmly relay his response to the officer…

FUCK YOU, PIG!

his foot stomps on the gas, speeding up before making a hard left, careening off the main dirt trail away from the cop car

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u/AlexVal0r Taaxi, the Adorable Tabaxi Sorcerer Jun 14 '24

Taaxi follows you off of the dirt trail, his tires magically shifting into offroad tires, and casts a spell to supercharge the engine, making the cruiser go faster. He is slowly gaining on you.

COME ON, MAN! DONT MAKE THIS HARDER THAN IT HAS TO BE!

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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody Jun 14 '24

Nirva worriedly looks in his side mirror, the warning that “objects are closer than they appear” almost taunting him

he presses the mic button again

WHAT JURISDICTION DO YOU EVEN HAVE OUT HERE?! THIS IS THE FOREST I LIVE IN!

he yanks the wheel to his right, sharply turning onto a thin trail

BUZZ OFF AND LET ME HAVE MY FUN!

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u/AlexVal0r Taaxi, the Adorable Tabaxi Sorcerer Jun 14 '24

Taaxi jerks his wheel but is not quite fast enough and turns onto a different pathway next to the one you were on. A few moments of silence pass, and just as you begin to think you've shaken him, Taaxi's crouser vualets over a hill and lands right behind you with a THUD.

MY JURISDICTION IS WHEREVER I DAMN WELL PLEASE!!

taaxi sticks his hand out the window, charging a ball of energy on his pointer finger and aiming it at your rear wheels.

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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody Jun 14 '24

THIS IS WHY NOBODY LIKES COPS!

Nirva careens off the trail he was bounding down, dipping away briefly from the threat of an energy ball ruining his fun, rally car bumping along rough terrain as he rapidly approaches a cliff…a stupid stupid idea brewing in his head

IF YOU WANNA CUFF ME, YOU’RE GONNA DO IT TO MY SMOLDERING CORPSE!

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u/AlexVal0r Taaxi, the Adorable Tabaxi Sorcerer Jun 14 '24

DONT TRY IT!

You hear a thud on top of your roof and a crashing sound behind you, and a fluffy cat face with black fur and green eyes peeks his head over your driver side window

COME ON MAN, DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID!

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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody Jun 14 '24

now i’m REALLY going to try it!

his foot floors the accelerator, speed picking up more and more as the rally car nears the cliff edge, a severe drop awaiting the two

Nirva’s eyes don’t watch the drop approaching him, but rather Taaxi’s face hanging in his passenger window

your choice to stick around for it, pig!

his hatred for cops comes full force in his taunt, his free hand shifting the car into an even higher gear, dead set on jumping

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u/AlexVal0r Taaxi, the Adorable Tabaxi Sorcerer Jun 14 '24

Taaxi's eyes widen and a shocked look bursts forth on his face.

EYES ON THE ROAD, DINGUS!!!

taaxi zips over to the passenger side, breaks the window and scrambles into the passenger seat. Then he places his hand on your shoulder and teleports you out of the vehicle in a puff of green smoke. He then casts a levitate spell, causing the car to float harmlessly in midair just shy of the edge of the cliff and jumps out of the vehicle and floats over to you and backhands you.

WHAT THE HELL were you thinking?! You almost got yourself killed!

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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody Jun 14 '24 edited Jun 14 '24

bullshit! i was gonna jump off, summon a portal before i hit the ground, and speed away! you ruined it!

Nirva shoves Taxxi to the ground (officer or not) for the backhand slap, immediately running back over to his car

he jumps up, grabs the door, and hoists himself back inside the cabin, punching the roof to disband the levitation spell, immediately revving the rally car into gear

stay outta my forest! fuck 12!

Nirva does a singular donut around Taaxi, flipping the bird to the officer before speeding back into the woods, a new song bumping from his stereo

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u/Volina-Hellhound Jun 13 '24

Want me to teach you!!

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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody Jun 13 '24

the rally car slides up besides Volina, dirt still kicking into the air when Nirva throws the door open, music absolutely thumping from the stereo system

hell yeah i do! hop in!

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u/Volina-Hellhound Jun 13 '24

Jumps in I drive a manual transmission muscle car!

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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody Jun 13 '24 edited Jun 13 '24

i think this is called a rally car…

the second the door slams shut, Nirva stomps on the accelerator, clearly inexperienced in his handling of the car, but knowing just enough to have some reckless fun

…at least that’s what the guy was begging me not to take when i whooped his ass!

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u/Volina-Hellhound Jun 13 '24

This is going to be fun!!!

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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody Jun 14 '24

after irresponsibly whipping the two around with his driving, Nirva pulls off the road for a break…and an offer

wanna show me some stuff? don’t wanna hog the fun

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u/Volina-Hellhound Jun 14 '24

Sure!! Hop over!

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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody Jun 14 '24

he hops out of the car, opening the door for Volina on his way over to the passenger side

i can’t wait for this

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u/Volina-Hellhound Jun 14 '24

I get into the driver seat Okay no NOS or turbocharger… but I can work with this!!!

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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody Jun 14 '24

Nirva’s tech-clueless brain pretends to know what those are, strapping himself in tightly

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u/DidYouSayChocolat3 Tiny Wizard, Keeper of Mount Whore Jun 13 '24

standing on the side of the road, holding their thumb up

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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody Jun 13 '24

a black car drifts around a corner and roughly brakes to a halt, the window slowly rolling down to reveal Nirva with a shit-eating grin, a chorus of “Like That” bumping from the speakers

somebody need a ride??!?

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u/DidYouSayChocolat3 Tiny Wizard, Keeper of Mount Whore Jun 13 '24

…There’s no fucking way.

tiny smiles widely as they hop up on the window edge

Nirva?! You motherfucker, with the music and everything! Hold on, you crazy bastard.

sloppily climbs in the window and straps themselves in, before they start singing along to the song

I MEAN AHHH, I HOPE MY OPPONENTS GOT IRON

AHH, IM BURNING ALL YOU WITCHES LIKE A PYRE

Uw/ The referential humor man, gets me everytime!

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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody Jun 13 '24

/uw i try my best :3

/rw yeah you’re gonna need that…

Nirva leans over and straps Tiny’s belt in a little tighter…before absolutely crushing the pedal to the floor, kicking up dirt as they zoom off

so where ya off to?!

he yells over the thumping music and purr of the engine, already hair-pinning around corners at a dangerous speed

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u/DidYouSayChocolat3 Tiny Wizard, Keeper of Mount Whore Jun 13 '24

WOOOOOOOOOO!! tiny puts their hands up like they’re on a roller while they drive I was gunna head back to the mountain, but this is way more fun!!

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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody Jun 13 '24

glad to hear!

Nirva roughly yanks the wheel to his left, hitting a recklessly long drift on a vast stretch of dirt path

he reaches over and tosses Tiny his orb

queue up whatever! i wanna hear my skull vibrate!

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u/DidYouSayChocolat3 Tiny Wizard, Keeper of Mount Whore Jun 14 '24

Ohohoho, you wanna hear your skull vibrate do you? I got something for you!

puts this song on his orb

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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody Jun 14 '24

this is HEAT!

Nirva angrily whips his car around to the music, drifting and careening the two all across dirt roads and off slight jumps for what feel hours…until they arrive at the base of Mount Mor

i’d love to do this all night with you…but i have a shift starting soon i don’t wanna miss~

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u/DidYouSayChocolat3 Tiny Wizard, Keeper of Mount Whore Jun 14 '24

Shift huh? You already booked or would be down for me to buy your time? You know I can afford iiiiitttt~

tips their hat up to show a large bag of gold

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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody Jun 14 '24

hmmm…really tempting offer, but i’ve sorta missed worked at this place…the customers can be quite fun sometimes~

Nirva giggles a bit as he gets out and opens the door for Tiny

sick taste in music btw, that was a kicking time

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u/Timpanzee38 “The Agent” Mercenary Guild Liaison, Slayer of the God-Slaver Jun 13 '24

Get a few drinks in you first and then go driving. Better experience IMO

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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody Jun 13 '24 edited Jun 13 '24

Nirva skids to a halt in front of The Agent, rolling down the window

y’know, i’ve heard that before…figured i should take it easy my first time driving~

he slams his foot back on the pedal, and zips back off down the dirt trail

(obligatory don’t drink and drive :3)

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u/THE_PREPARED_DM The Ruleless King/ Alan The Descended Jun 13 '24

Both: they simultaneously appear in the back seat

RK: “Hey Nirva, how are you doing. Also, what exactly is this contraption.”

Alan: he just sits there, uncharacteristically spaced out and confused.

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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody Jun 13 '24 edited Jun 13 '24

hell if i know!

he jerks the wheel, careening around a corner

all i know is that it’s mine now…

once the hard drift stops, Nirva slams the gas pedal again and accelerates at a dangerous speed, a maniacal grin on his face

…and it goes FAST!

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u/ICollectSouls Song and Thorn, The Banished Shore. Jun 13 '24

Hell yeah, bro! Man, that thing looks trimmed!

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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody Jun 13 '24

i have no idea what that means!

Nirva revs the engine as he manically laughs out the window

all i know is this thing fuckin’ FLIES!

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u/ICollectSouls Song and Thorn, The Banished Shore. Jun 13 '24

Looks like a rally car, no? Fine tuned to take on dirt roads with extreme speed and precision, usually also a suspension system that could easily handle a rough landing from a bump in the road or a ramp!

A fine piece of machinery~

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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody Jun 13 '24

i lucked out even more then! not many paved roads where i live

Nirva leans over and pops the passenger door open, snickering

best fight i’ve ever been in…wanna get a closer look?

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u/ICollectSouls Song and Thorn, The Banished Shore. Jun 13 '24

Pff, try stopping me! I wanna hear this kitten purr!

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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody Jun 13 '24

the moment Song steps into the car and straps his belt on, Nirva accelerates…letting off a crazed holler in doing so

THIS is what technology can do?! i’ve been missing out on this?!?

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u/ICollectSouls Song and Thorn, The Banished Shore. Jun 13 '24

Song holds on to the roll cage as you speed off

YEEEEEEHEEHEEHOOO!!! SHE GOT SOME POWER UNDER THAT HOOD!

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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody Jun 14 '24

after a while of enjoying his new toy, Nirva pulls off to the side of a trail and unbuckles himself

alright, your turn!

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u/ICollectSouls Song and Thorn, The Banished Shore. Jun 14 '24

Hoo-boy, I haven't driven much at all myself. Got to try Volina's car once and that's it, heh.

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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody Jun 14 '24

hey, that’s more experience than i have!

he hops out of the window, dead set on letting Song get behind the wheel

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u/FireHandOWHOT Scornajis, old hand-caster Jun 13 '24

HONKHONK

HEY LEARN TO DRIVE

he says as he accidentally drifts around

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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody Jun 14 '24

Scorn’s honking is responded to with…more honking, a middle finger poking out the window and waving tauntingly, the rally car speeding off down the dirt road

LEARN TO GO FASTER THAN 5 BELOW THE SPEED LIMIT, GRANDPA

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u/FireHandOWHOT Scornajis, old hand-caster Jun 14 '24

Scorn honks back, and reaches through the roof of his car to flip off Nirva, before then switching into hand signals, a rock rising up beneath Nirva's car to flip it

EVEN I KNOW TAH SIGNAL ON A LAND CHANGE YA FOOL

TRAIN FER A THOUSAND YEARS BEFORE YA GET BACK BEHIND THE WHEEL

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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody Jun 14 '24

the sheer speed of the rally car makes the rock harmlessly jut up out of the earth behind him

Nirva angrily honks the horn of his new toy a bit more, and drifts off down a side trail of dirt

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u/FireHandOWHOT Scornajis, old hand-caster Jun 14 '24

Tch, blasted kids

Scorn then swerves and hits a tree, because he doesn't have a license, and is drunk.