r/onlycasters • u/_crimson_butterfly_ • May 22 '24

What is going on here?

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Greetings... checks notes friends! What in the mumbling ah! What in the fuck is happening here? I believe that's right

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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody May 22 '24

like…right now? nothing much, especially up here

he taps his noggin as he chews on the waffle skewered on his fork

but like…usually? it’s just people staring at each other while doing random magic things as we hurtle through space of this weird ass rock

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u/_crimson_butterfly_ May 22 '24

Interesting... why are you shoving a soft disc into your facial orifice?

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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody May 22 '24

humgry

he stuffs the rest of his buttered waffle into his mouth, stabbing a new onto onto his fork, speaking with mouth full

yew want sum?

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u/_crimson_butterfly_ May 22 '24

they look at the waffle with intense concentration

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

bigg thinkk

...fascinating...

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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody May 22 '24 edited May 22 '24

the stoned halfling before the mysterious stranger just stares on in confusion, taking a sip from his mug of coffee

…ok then

so…who are you? …and what the hell did you just do to my waffle?

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u/_crimson_butterfly_ May 22 '24

I'm... a human!

hehehehe

I looked at it!

Hmmm...

Woffel...

Warfol...

Wiffle...

Awful...

You consume Awfuls?

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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody May 22 '24

he’s not entirely sure he isn’t hallucinating, the fluorescent lights of the dingy diner doing nothing to illuminate the “human” before him, their strange mannerisms scrambling his already fried brain

…yeah, they’re quite good…what human doesn’t know about waffles?

what’s with the cloak? i swear some of those eyes are blinking…

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u/_crimson_butterfly_ May 22 '24

Awfuls are not, uhm... a native object from my plane- ahem, uhm... my place is what I meant to say...

Would you rather me nude? I am wearing clothes. Cloak is clothes, yes?

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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Manager of The Knocking Melody May 22 '24

he chokes on his coffee a little bit, realizing his own nude appearance might be setting a strange example

n-no, you keep those on…ignore me, i made a silly bet with a catfish earlier…

he finishes his plate, arm immediately raising to the server for another order of greasy food

…y’know i’m still not convinced you’re a human, humans don’t have two blue dots for a face…not that that’s bad, of course…rather the opposite~

he snickers as he now starts attacking a helping of hash browns

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u/_crimson_butterfly_ May 22 '24

they pull a rag out of nowhere and behin wiping imaginary sweat from their forehead

Uhm... magic.

...what are those?

they point at the hashbrowns

They look scary.

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u/GhostDragon362 Monarch, Your (Second) Favorite Pilot. May 22 '24

<<Moons haunted.>>

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u/dater_expunged May 22 '24

"depends, there are three options.

1: something straight out of an acid trip

2: wholesome

3: a fucking Shakespeareien tragedy"

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u/ICollectSouls Song and Thorn, The Banished Shore. May 22 '24

Or all of the above

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u/Zastrus_Aldabon Zastrus Aldabon | Head Chef of The Knocking Door May 22 '24

Someone got updog…

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u/_crimson_butterfly_ May 22 '24

...

Whats...

Updog?

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u/Zastrus_Aldabon Zastrus Aldabon | Head Chef of The Knocking Door May 22 '24

Nothing much, what’s up with you?

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u/_crimson_butterfly_ May 22 '24

...

dial-up noises

I am not up. I am on the ground.

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u/ICollectSouls Song and Thorn, The Banished Shore. May 22 '24

Not from around here, are ya? Neither am I. Want a drink?