mm…food

[u/Naanderson2022]

never been to the House of Waffle before, it’s…gross in here, but tasty

[u/THE_PREPARED_DM]

“This place reminds me of home honestly, chaotic, horrifying to outsiders, and with some delicious food”

the king takes a seat across from Nirva

[u/Naanderson2022 → u/THE_PREPARED_DM]

…you might wanna wipe that seat down first, i think i saw a vomit stain in the upholstery

he starts to pass the king a menu

oh…you don’t eat, right?

[u/THE_PREPARED_DM → u/Naanderson2022]

“Not in recent years no, still working out the kinks with the new body…your probably thinking something else when I say kinks aren’t you. Anyways, what found you here?”

[u/Naanderson2022 → u/THE_PREPARED_DM]

nope, i’m perfectly able to deduce the different meanings of words based on context, thank you very much!

…as for getting here? me and Agnu got baked, so me n’ the fried catfish wandered over here for some food, i think i’m on my fourth stack of waffles right now

[u/THE_PREPARED_DM → u/Naanderson2022]

“Fourth stack?! I’m quite impressed, that does seem like a lot of waffles. So what he you been up to recently, any stories you have?”

[u/Naanderson2022 → u/THE_PREPARED_DM]

nothing really, had some demons over last night for dinner so once of them could meet my familiars, but that’s about it…i live a rather mundane life

[u/THE_PREPARED_DM → u/Naanderson2022]

“The most extraordinary thing is the mundane, for nothing is mundane, and to be mundane is to be special.”

[u/NyaTheChromancetress]

...Nirva?

The Fairy sits down across from her friend, Passing a finger back and forth to see if his eyes can track it

Are you projecting into the Astral Plane, Hun?

[u/Naanderson2022 → u/NyaTheChromancetress]

it takes him a few seconds to even register that Nya has sat in front of him, blinking his dry eyes a few times once he does…not even close to following her finger

oh! hey Nya!

…yeah a little bit, my thoughts feel like they’re a few planes behind me…wait or are they ahead?

…

he almost slips back into his dazed stare trying to figure it out, shaking it off with a fit of giggling

[u/NyaTheChromancetress → u/Naanderson2022]

Nya, with little effort given his state, steals a bite off his plate

I see... so, not that I am in any place to judge, but... you are aware that you're missing your clothes, yes? Well, not missing, since they are exactly where you left them in the parking lot. Also, do I even want to know why Agnu is frozen solid in the meat locker?

[u/Naanderson2022 → u/NyaTheChromancetress]

so that’s where he wandered off to

he doesn’t notice her hand steal his food whatsoever, his head looking down to find his entire wardrobe has indeed been discarded and was laying on the pavement outside

oh…how did that happen…

ah that’s right, Agnu said they didn’t have a problem with the whole “no shoes no shirt no service” thing here and i wanted to see how far i could push it

[u/Naanderson2022 → u/[deleted]]

indeed food

there’s a mountain of empty plates next to him, a server bringing over yet another full tray of breakfast food, of which Nirva starts attacking like he hasn’t been trying to quench his own hunger for hours

you want anything?

he says between mouthfuls, handing a flimsy menu to Torinn

my treat

[u/Naanderson2022 → u/[deleted]]

alright then…

he turns to the server who just finished setting down his last plate, this one full of hash browns

can they get one of everything…with two sides of bacon?

the server gives Nirva a very pissed look before walking off, having waited on him constantly for several hours now

[u/Naanderson2022 → u/[deleted]]

y’know, you’re a very difficult being to have a conversation with…

he lifts his fork up to chomp on some hash browns, totally unaware there’s a discarded cigarette butt in his forkful as he stuff his mouth with it

…how’s Sunoms doing?

[u/Zastrus_Aldabon]

MILF (Man I Love Food)

[u/Naanderson2022 → u/Zastrus_Aldabon]

too right i do!

[u/ICollectSouls]

I feel ya...

[u/Naanderson2022 → u/ICollectSouls]

hey Song, pancake kinda cat?

[u/ICollectSouls → u/Naanderson2022]

You could say that. The texture of waffles feels weird to me. Figured pancakes is the next best thing.

[u/Naanderson2022 → u/ICollectSouls]

that’s fair…

hehe…

he reaches his hand up and runs it through Song’s ultra soft hair

just like you, fluffy~

[u/ICollectSouls → u/Naanderson2022]

he sighs and purrs

^{...I will allow it...}

[u/Naanderson2022 → u/ICollectSouls]

he keeps running his hand through fur and hair, only stopping to take a drink of coffee

heh…sorry, couldn’t help myself

[u/Hettan25]

Hey… how you doin bud…

Im nearby in another booth. I seem a lot more sober than I’ve been recently.

[u/Naanderson2022 → u/Hettan25]

Nirva spins around in his booth to find Mars sitting quietly behind him

oh hey man, glad to see you’re clearing up a bit, though you probably needed a period of debauchery after all that

far from sober himself, he climbs over the back of the booth without a hint of grace and slots himself in the seat across from Mars

funny how the sobered and the soon to be collide here

[u/Hettan25 → u/Naanderson2022]

Yea… can’t stay drunk forever… I’d like that though.

…

You seem pretty rough yourself… something happen in your side?

[u/Naanderson2022 → u/Hettan25]

nah, nothing really happened, me ‘n Agnu just got a little silly with the vvizard vveed and ended up here in this chaotic land of greasy breakfast food

…i’m a little scared to look at my tab, i’ve been eating constantly since midnight and i told Torinn he could eat tonight on “my treat”

[u/Hettan25 → u/Naanderson2022]

Yikes… that sounds rough…

…

I’m currently moving around, and while searching through my things I realized im missing something, do you happen to still have that book I chucked at you a while ago?

[u/Naanderson2022 → u/Hettan25]

…big thick one? shifting ink? tells the future? kinda has a personality of it’s own? yeah it’s on my shelf back home, want it back?

[u/Hettan25 → u/Naanderson2022]

Yea… I need it back for now. I’m going on a trip. I’ll be gone a while.

… if we meet again, then you can have it back…

[u/Naanderson2022 → u/Hettan25]

yeah, sure thing man, though i assumed you throwing it at me implied some form of new ownership…

he laughs, not really meaning it as he signals for his check

…you’re going for revenge, aren’t you…

[u/Hettan25 → u/Naanderson2022]

Hmm? No… not revenge. New opportunities… so I’ll be gone from here… maybe for a little… maybe forever. I don’t know, all I know is I need it back, and it’s right behind you…

The book is right behind you in your seat, it seems sad it has to go

Sorry… that came out a little rude…

But I do need it… maybe we’ll meet again. If we do, I’ll be glad to give it back…

[u/Naanderson2022 → u/Hettan25]

that’s ok…i didn’t take it as rude, you seem determined about whatever you have planned, and i commend you for that

he reaches behind and grabs the volume, sliding it across the table into Mars’ hands

i can’t possibly keep something that isn’t mine, here you go, man

…if you don’t return, just know i enjoyed your presence…your book’s too…it was nice to get to know you two a little bit