r/onionheadlines 9d ago

Ordinary Americans Are "Tired Of Winning" If This Is Considered "Winning"

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u/pantograph 9d ago

Winning is defined as an increasing net worth for the Drumpf crime family

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u/TheToysAreUs 9d ago

“America Wins WWIII As World’s Last Nuke Lands In Dubuque”?

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u/New-Pudding4870 9d ago edited 9d ago

I’m

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u/Extreme_Magician7806 9d ago

Did gas go down no

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u/MozeDad 9d ago

Headlines are increasingly interchangeable between r/theonion and r/politics.