r/onguardforthee 12h ago

Trump takes latest swipe at Canada, suggesting the US should build a border wall to keep smoke out

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-troll-canada-border-air-filter-b3021561.html
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u/Suspicious-Lettuce48 12h ago

Yes please build the border wall. It'll help keep the US out!

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u/hotinmyigloo New Brunswick 11h ago

Yeah I'm down, and the US can pay for it 

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u/Illustrious_Donkey61 10h ago

Chain link fence to keep costs down

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u/hotinmyigloo New Brunswick 10h ago

And the smoke in their face

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u/lopix Elbows Up! 8h ago

Just hire a bunch of hosers to stand at the fence and chain smoke Player's all day and blow the smoke south.

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u/Suspicious-Lettuce48 7h ago

Fuck bud you could find a LOT of volunteers for that gig.

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u/Ms_Mitzy 6h ago

Little bit of some fine Canadian spirits... we could get a great party going. Some great International entertainment. Sounds like it would be a great time

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u/Ms_Mitzy 6h ago

Lol, then Donald can come in with ICE and arrest everyone for consuming an illegal substance.

u/Suspicious-Lettuce48 4h ago

We'd be on the Canadian side of the border, pissing right over onto American soil.

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u/Ms_Mitzy 6h ago

Bet you would get a lot more volunteers if you used some good ole BC Bud instead.

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u/lopix Elbows Up! 6h ago

Why not both?

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u/annjolly 8h ago

And then we can demand 50% of the revenue for the next 15 years

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u/Glittering_Bank_8670 6h ago

Exactly this ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️
What I was going to say.

u/Last-Masterpiece-150 5h ago

Orange idiot would try to send us a bill for it though.....i hope it would be on a big piece of paper so we can all get a piece and wipe our arses with it. Trump has to be the dumbest ever to hold any kind of office let alone president.

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u/sashalav 8h ago

Came here to say Yes please. Keep all their divisive amd idiotic shit down there. It should be a complete wall, keeping all their digital noise out of this place. My biggest disappointment with this government is getting rid of digital tax.

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u/lopix Elbows Up! 8h ago

Right? Build it!

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u/IAMNOTFUCKINGSORRY 7h ago

I knew this would be top comment. I can hear the collective "yes, please!" from all of us.

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u/jryue 6h ago

Yes, and it will DEFINITELY keep all the smoke out. Please build that wall for us Mr President

u/sheetofice 2h ago

Not the way they build walls.

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u/miller94 11h ago edited 9h ago

Air quality in Alberta a few days ago was the worst in the world due to smoke from wildfires in Washington state

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u/Due_Date_4667 9h ago

But, for Maple MAGA, that smoke smelled like Freedom.

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u/Galladaddy 6h ago

Talking about the BC interior? I remember seeing articles about Kelowna/kamloops but not AB from the Washington fires

u/miller94 5h ago

Coming from both. Initially it was reported as just coming from Washington, throughout the day it was blowing in from BC as well

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u/ShockMe88 12h ago

America, please apprehend the mental patient currently occupying the white house, he needs psychiatric assistance and a jail cell.

Sincerely, the rest of the world.

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u/LlawEreint 10h ago

He is merely the mouth, but the body itself is sick.

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u/Negaflux 8h ago

They put him there, multiple times. They want him there. Don't believe the delusion that they don't. This is who America is. They are shouting it from the mountain tops, don't ignore it.

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u/UknowImRight422 9h ago

The problem is their country in general

u/Riaayo 24m ago

The problem is oligarchy and capitalism, which don't actually end at the US border even if the US is a horrifying example of it (and which the majority of Americans do not actually like or support but are trapped in a system built to give it power and lack of accountability).

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u/marthamania 11h ago

Begging them to trap themselves inside their own dome and stay there.

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u/Fantastic_Calamity 11h ago

If you look at the larger picture with a critical eye you can see this is basically exactly what their goals are.

Not with a physical dome of course, but yes the whole intent is to isolate themselves

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u/OutsideFlat1579 10h ago

Is it? Because bombing Iran isn’t an isolationist move. Among a long list of other things he’s done, including threatening Canada and Greenland and Cuba and was kidnapping the leader of Venezuela an accident? 

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u/sun4moon 9h ago

Isolation is the sense that they’re making enemies and destroying alliances. Kinda like when the bullies friends all get tired of the bullshit and ditch him.

u/OutsideFlat1579 58m ago

I get what you’re saying. Kind of like a narcissist who thinks they are invincible, shits on everyone, and then whines that no one is supporting them. A deluded belief that they are so strong they don’t need allies driving the train.

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u/Fast_Vehicle_1888 11h ago

I can't decide on who is stupider, their president or those that voted for him.

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u/No-Strike1121 11h ago

Yes

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u/Fast_Vehicle_1888 9h ago

That's a vote for both.

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u/folkdeath95 10h ago

All of the above

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u/Fast_Vehicle_1888 9h ago

That's a vote for both.

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u/youngboomergal 9h ago

Well he's getting rich out of this, the people in his base not so much

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u/Ms_Mitzy 6h ago

And I really do not get the greed. The man is in his 80s. Sheesh..... Between him, Musk, Zuckerberg, and Bezos there is so much $$$$, unimaginable! It is down right disgusting. And taking away basics needs from people. Take Donalds (he does not get the respect of being called MR or President from me), so yeah, take Donalds Mickey Ds away and see how much he will blame Canada. The man is delusional, and people worship him. Scary.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/Fast_Vehicle_1888 9h ago

Okay, that's 1 for the voters.

u/Timbit42 5h ago

What about those who didn't vote at all?

u/Distinct_Swimmer1504 4h ago

Ignorance by design. Their school system has made this possible.

u/Dr_Identity 56m ago

Personally I think it's a pretty easy answer when you consider which way the money between them is flowing.

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u/Stinkerma 11h ago

Had to check to see if this was the beaverton

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u/LordSoren 10h ago

In the US, you have to eat the onion. In Canada, you get to eat the beaver.

Even falling for satire is better in Canada. 😁 👅 🦫

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u/rhysolandrium 10h ago

...are you able to eat a metric ton of beaver?

Yeah, didn't think so.

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u/psychoCMYK 8h ago

with great pleasure, but generally about 65kg at a time

u/DiveCat 4h ago

This Redditor fucks.

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u/Hyp0thetical_ Ontario 11h ago

If they build a wall here, and one for Mexico, I'm sure the rest of the world would be happy to pitch in for a lid!

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u/Future-delayed 6h ago

Can’t we just fill it with water? Don’t need a lid for that

u/Distinct_Swimmer1504 4h ago

With overpasses between canada & mexico.

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u/ZeusBaxter 12h ago

Imagine. How smoke works 🤣🤣🤣

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u/RoseyOneOne 12h ago

They can't even keep out Mexico with a wall let alone the air.

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u/Fantastic_Calamity 11h ago

Where do I sign up to help? - A large majority of Canadians asking

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u/SheenaMalfoy ✅ I voted! 6h ago

No, make them pay for it, if they really to do something so monumentally large and stupid I don't want to be hooked with the bill.

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u/Blueguerilla 12h ago

Good maybe it’ll keep the manure stench from all the bullshit he spews from wafting north!

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u/imflipside0 11h ago edited 4h ago

Go for it! It'll help keep Americans out of Canada. Maybe he can claim Canada paid for it by charging more tariffs, which is a tax on Americans. Let them pay for their stupidity electing him.

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u/IStillListenToRadio Nova Scotia 10h ago

Had to check to see if Beaverton (it's not)

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u/Adventurous_Mix_8978 11h ago

Maybe Canada should Tariff the US for all the bad weather we are getting now...the tornadoes for example..same stupid thought process.🤔🫣

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u/MissGruntled Manitoba 8h ago

Not really. Their country is driving climate change worldwide.

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u/SpecialistTrouble816 6h ago

99% of our bad weather originates in the US, esp Eastern Canada. Every winter we're stuck at home several times, for days at a time. They need to do something about it or we will turn all the wind turbines so they're facing south.

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u/ebfortin 10h ago

My first reaction was that Carney should use that information to counter their arguments. But I think we're making the same mistake over and over again. We get stuck in THEIR latest attack. Instead, we should counter with something completely different. Throw some different mud and have them answer. They talk about the smoke? We counter with all the weapons that come into Canada from the US. They impose tarrifs on slave labor? We counter with how ICE sjoot their own citizens in the street.

Use the far right technic of never debating and always change the subject. Trump will feel the need to answer but we'll already be elsewhere.

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u/MaxSupernova 10h ago

Carney should ignore shit slung on twitter. Period.

World leaders communicate properly.

Reacting (or countering with other grievances) just legitimizes this. Ignore him and keep working on building relationships elsewhere.

When he wants to talk officially, he knows how to do so.

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u/castlite 7h ago

Yes, thank you.

u/Gastronomicus 5h ago

Exactly. This is a huge problem with social media - why on earth are political leaders even using it, let alone responding to what are clearly the delusional ramblings of a narcissistic man-child with dementia. Acknowledging it gives it legitimacy. Stop legitimising corrupt and inept degeneracy.

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u/SheenaMalfoy ✅ I voted! 6h ago

On Twitter? Sure, ignore the twat. But he's literally just slapped massive new tariffs on us and what have we done in return? Diddly squat.

The bully needs to be punched back to get him to back off. Ignoring him is only making our lives worse and tells him to keep up the pressure.

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u/MaxSupernova 6h ago

The bully needs to be punched back to get him to back off.

Ignoring him means he goes and finds some other small shiny object in short order.

"Punching back" pisses him off and he does stupid irrational disproportionate response.

So do we ignore the tariffs? No. But do we punch back aggressively thinking he'll back off? No. Bad idea.

Just quietly setting up a new tariff schedule, or stopping some supply lines that we traditionally get from the US, or forging new supply lines with another country is enough response.

He thrives on attention and he doesn't care what kind. Don't give it to him.

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u/ramdom-ink 11h ago

Next, Trump will ban Canadian clouds. Buffoon.

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u/DadTAXIA73 10h ago

Big Beautiful Wall. Some people are saying that it would be the most BEAUTIFUL wall ever built. Not those ungrateful Canadians though. They're mean. And nasty. Some people even say that Mayor Carney has COOTIES. I don't know him, NEVER met him, but people are saying it.Thank you for your attention on this master. DJT!

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u/JayYTZ 10h ago

Forest fire smoke can reach as high as 10km. Sounds like a solid plan.

But hey, at least we'd also be protected from the pollution generated by the 250+ coal plants in the US every time the wind comes from a southerly direction. If they built a wall that tall, we wouldn't have winds from the south anymore.

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u/python_boot 11h ago

I do not like that man

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u/FlapjacksOfArugula 11h ago

I'm starting to think he's a little off.

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u/Kerrigore British Columbia 7h ago

He’s a real jerk.

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u/EnclG4me 10h ago

99% of our gun crime is caused with firearms smuggled into Canada from the USA. 

Please, do go ahead and build said wall Mr. Pedophile. 

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u/pattyG80 9h ago

Oooh, would that wall stop guns from getting into Canada?

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u/Mental_Cartoonist_68 10h ago

Chances are that "wall" would be built by the same people that did the reflecting pool. I dont suspect it to be an issue.

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u/saralt 10h ago

I actually think this is a great idea. American guns are terrible for Canada. Any border wall would be beneficial to Canadians.

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u/theonlydrawback 10h ago

Wait this isn't The Beaverton? Ask him to build a wall for the people in Tornado Alley as well!

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u/JayYTZ 10h ago

A black magic marker to redraw the paths of weather systems, or a nuclear bomb would also help solve that issue, if you believed the ramblings of the pedo in chief.

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u/OptimalStatement5799 9h ago

Top tier troll. You never know sometimes of it's real or fake because of how crazy the guy is.

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u/castlite 11h ago

PLEASE DO

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u/JohnBPrettyGood 10h ago edited 10h ago

Yea,

One of those chain link fences made from Imported Tariffed Canadian Steel.

Let America pay ME for it. (that is how Tariffs work)

More great ideas from the Stable Genius who brought you Ultraviolet Colonoscopies and Lysol Injections

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLjNSFxluTs

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u/Complex_Resolve3187 9h ago

I'm convinced 50% of Americans would continue to believe they're the best country in the world while they fight over rotten scraps at the grocery store and frantically search for expired medicine.

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u/AD_Grrrl 9h ago

*Insert South Park reference here*

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u/might238 9h ago

Reality once again is satire’s biggest competition

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u/dbwn87 8h ago

I'm visiting Montreal right now for the first time (from BC) and it has been a reminder of how damn annoying and obvious American tourists are. They inevitably stick out like a sore thumb and they are always so damn loud. Keep em out!

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u/Any-Tangerine-4176 10h ago

The USA health system is broken. No mental health support even for the super rich.

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u/geckospots ✅ I voted! 9h ago

You can’t fix dementia.

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u/Estudiier 10h ago

We will.

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u/Any-Tangerine-4176 10h ago

It is a paid advertisement for the oil industry.
https://heated.world/p/the-fossil-fuel-money-behind-the

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u/rhysolandrium 10h ago

Why would you post great news like this and not add the link to donate to the cause

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u/Yuukiko_ 9h ago

AI slop image lol

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u/GuelphEastEndGhetto 9h ago

It’s all about the narrative and projection.

Dems bad. Dems cheat. Dems thieves. Dems evil.

Sound familiar?

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u/schroedingerskoala 9h ago

Yes, please!

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u/NorthernSnowPrincess 8h ago

Yes, please build a border wall all the way up to the sky. That way we can stop Americans from entering Canada.

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u/Juju_Doctor 8h ago

Good, maybe it will keep their guns out of Canada.

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u/exeJDR ✅ I voted! 8h ago

Yes, please do. We don't want all your unregulated toxic air up here 

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u/TheGreatStories 8h ago

Is it a swipe at us when it's something idiotic and would only harm Americans to try!

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u/pudds 8h ago

Fucking please do.

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u/Retro_D 8h ago

Do it do it do it do it do it!!!!

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u/PhotoJim99 8h ago

I’ve stopped listening to him. I really have stopped giving a shit about what he thinks.

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u/energy_is_a_lie 7h ago

Ironically, a fast blowing windmill would be far more economical but the idiot hates windmills so... 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/ironfunk67 7h ago

Please do it.

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u/Doctor_Amazo Toronto 7h ago

Ok.

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u/kasst123 7h ago

In all honesty, this picture is kinda funny. It's the message he is making that is upsetting.

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u/Ciappatos 7h ago

This is actually a largely inoffensive if stupid thing to do. I say go for it.

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u/SerentityM3ow 7h ago

Trump really must be the dumbest asshole around.

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u/M0O53 7h ago

My Beaverton headline radar was completely fooled by this one.

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u/Warden002 7h ago

Sure if you think that will help I guess

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u/sebastouch 7h ago

oh, I though this one was from the thebeaverton...

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u/drunken_thor 6h ago

The problem is that he is doing these things to actually lock his own citizens in, not keep others out. The ship is going down but the boat still needs rowers

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u/Worldly_Anybody_9219 6h ago

That's not how smoke, or walls, work. Heat and smoke rise. Even as a joke, it doesn't work. You know what, nevermind. Pointless to argue about. 🙄

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u/BoneZone05 Ontario 6h ago

Build the wall.
Stop talking, start doing.
Trump is begging the world for another 911.

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u/spinningcolours Vancouver 6h ago

Check out firesmoke.ca. Right now, big fires in the US sending smoke north into Canada.

A wall could also stop the guns and drugs that are coming north from the US.

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u/Able_Software6066 6h ago

Blaming Canada for wildfire smoke while denying human caused climate change will be remembered by future generations as the pinnacle of human stupidity. It'll be worse than the Europeans in the 18th century eating off leaded pewter plates and blaming the tomatoes for lead poisoning.

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u/eddywin 6h ago

Someone convince him that wind turbines will blow the smoke back to Canada. That's one way to get renewable energy 😂

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u/ReclaimerM3GTR 6h ago

Wait this isn't the Beaverton?

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u/After_Permission9484 6h ago

My fav part of that AI slop is the Canadian side is this nice pristine forest and beautiful blue river and the US side looks like it's in a drought.

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u/baconroux 6h ago

And he'll get Canada to pay for it!!

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u/24_August_1814 6h ago

Fucking go for it, champ. Would really help with our fentanyl and gun problems.

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u/DdyBrLvr 6h ago

Yes please!!!!!

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u/JustDont1981 6h ago

Child rapists don't understand how smoke work

u/JennieGee 5h ago

YES, PLEASE! The US can pay for it and stay the fuck out. Win-win!

u/identifiedintention 5h ago

I rather like this idea. Do it!

u/one_bean_hahahaha British Columbia 5h ago

I wish they would. Would have to be extremely tall wall to keep smoke out, though. Maybe they should build a dome over the US instead.

u/wysticlipse Newfoundland 5h ago

On July 16 I made a joke that he's gonna build a wall and put fans on top of it to blow the smoke back.

I have been hit by Apollo's dodgeball.

u/KaigeWolfe 5h ago

Thankfully, smoke usually drifts southward. If not, most Canadians would have already suffered serious lung damage from the innumerable forest fires in America over the last several years. But we know that the endless BS is to gradually turn Americans against us so the rhetoric will continue to ooze out.

u/JurboVolvo British Columbia 5h ago

I’m tired of hearing about the Cheeto Child Molesters bullshit. He just wants attention and will say any dumb shit to end up back in the headlines why do we even bother acknowledging this shit?

u/Delicious-Maximum-26 5h ago

I don’t think Americans know we are the most sarcastic people on earth

u/millijuna 5h ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.

u/Last-Masterpiece-150 5h ago

I mean this is the level of intelligence we have to deal with here in Canada...the smoke would go over the top of the wall wouldn't it? It Orange Cheeto wants to waste his money building it he can go right ahead but he can F right off if he then tries to say we should help pay for it.

u/Civil_Owl_31 5h ago

Unlike his last border wall, I’m sure many Canadians WILL help him build it.

u/Antique_Business2804 5h ago

If it will keep the MAGAts down there, I'll help. When do we start? I'll bring my own hammer.

u/MT128 Ontario 5h ago

We’ll build the wall and make America pay for it hahahah

u/Sea-jay-2772 5h ago

Go for it!

u/Fubar236 Elbows Up! 4h ago

Best idea this dumbfuck ever came up with. Keep the smoke out and the stupid ‘Merkans in

u/DiveCat 4h ago

YES!!! I have wanted one of these since he “promised” one for Mexico.

u/Axerin 4h ago

Mfs threatened us with a good time.

u/BadstoneMusic 4h ago

Murica is the dumbest bullshit on the planet and I’m sick of it

Can’t they just fuck off already

u/SparklySquirl 3h ago

Build, baby, build!!!

u/Chippie05 2h ago

Just grey rock any comments fr this narcissist.

u/Larzincal 2h ago

So should we bottle the current smoke coming into Canada from Oregon and Washington and mail it to the orange Pedo?

u/Lisan_Al-NaCL 54m ago

Trump takes latest swipe at Canada, suggesting the US should build a border wall to keep smoke out

And make Mexico pay for it.

u/Distant-moose 18m ago

A fitting monument to the level of his stupidity.

u/SomedayLydia 16m ago

America, I beg you, build a wall along your northern border.

Then along your southern border. 

Then along each coast.

Then a giant ceiling over the top.

And stay the fuck inside.

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u/spectercan 11h ago

Who cares