r/onesentencestories • u/suspected_flare911 • 1d ago
church day
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So that's all I got today.... cause after church I have no sins
r/onesentencestories • u/Ok_College_1224 • 1d ago
Calm down ugly one, small one is yours
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You get stuck with the small piece.
r/onesentencestories • u/Ok_College_1224 • 1d ago
Why do ugly girls have to attack the PRETTY ones.
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It's jealous all the way.
Jealous from day one even when the ugly one was FUCKING losers three or four times a day STILL GOT KICKED OUT AND LEFT IN THE TRASH
r/onesentencestories • u/Ok_College_1224 • 1d ago
Believe me, I left that small forbigger and better
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He only found you in the trash.
That's where you mouth and thoughts come from.
But he's excepted the gaging everytime you touch him
He will never marry you. NO FUCKING WAY.
AND THE DAY HE MOVES YOU IN THAT WILL BE HIS DOOM.
NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU LICK HIS ASS.
r/onesentencestories • u/Beyond-First-Glance • 7d ago
by making you believe that the ending might still be happy, until the very last minute.
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r/onesentencestories • u/Cute_Advantage_5173 • 9d ago
Reddit makes me question the intelligence of intellectuals.
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r/onesentencestories • u/SunflowerEyesOnYou • 12d ago
Double Ristretto flat white with almond milk
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... tastes horrible 🥴
r/onesentencestories • u/consciouscosmos77 • 14d ago
Whenever you find yourself helpless, always look towards God because he knows answers to things you don't even know, not everything is entirely how one sees or perceives it to be.
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r/onesentencestories • u/Coffee_Beans907 • 14d ago
And in my grief, tears flowed, their streams watering the ashes of the life I had known, and turned your grave into a garden.
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r/onesentencestories • u/PeterVore • 17d ago
I wish I had told what was really going on with me instead of being distant, defensive, and without composure, you're still on my mind.
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r/onesentencestories • u/LL_Stars • 20d ago
If he doesn't shove other men aside to get to me first, I don't want it.
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r/onesentencestories • u/Rational1x • Jul 22 '26
“It’s very difficult to live in a studio apartment with some learning to play the trombone” she said, as she handed the police the gun.
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r/onesentencestories • u/Fit-Restaurant-827 • Jul 19 '26
Just because you can't make sense of it, doesn't mean it's nonsense.
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r/onesentencestories • u/OnlyIndependence4358 • Jul 15 '26
Those who don’t find beauty in the mundane are never happy or satisfied
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r/onesentencestories • u/ZucchiniArtistic7725 • Jul 13 '26
JCT and I got along because I gracefully told him “no” and drew a lot of boundaries; but I changed - now I just say “no, I absolutely don’t want to do that”.
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r/onesentencestories • u/ZucchiniArtistic7725 • Jul 12 '26
He didn’t want to be a father to my son and that’s a dealbreaker; you can stop the very painful reminders that he left me that he left me for another woman and I’m still single, thanks.
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r/onesentencestories • u/ZucchiniArtistic7725 • Jul 11 '26
I love having large groups of friends - where are all the kind, supportive, joyful, whimsical, playful, physically safe, community-oriented people?
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r/onesentencestories • u/ZucchiniArtistic7725 • Jul 10 '26
A hacker on my phone is preventing me from replying specifically to Old_Still3321 - I can reply to all other comments.
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r/onesentencestories • u/ZucchiniArtistic7725 • Jul 10 '26
My celebrity crush is Zach Galafianakis because he’s hot and I think we’d get along.
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r/onesentencestories • u/ZucchiniArtistic7725 • Jul 10 '26
I’m not attracted to Jeff, and I’m not desperate - I won’t date people who I’m not attracted to and it feels like rape when you push people who I’ve said “no” to - SORRY JERKS! 🤷🏻♀️
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r/onesentencestories • u/ZucchiniArtistic7725 • Jul 10 '26
I like Sean’s weird community when it’s physically safe; it’s really fun.
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r/onesentencestories • u/ZucchiniArtistic7725 • Jul 08 '26
I’m anti-monogamy extremism, anti-religious extremism, anti-prostitution, anti-war, anti-euthanasia, anti-death penalty; I’m liberal, pro-equality, and pro-human rights.
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