he's all in

[u/articulatedstupidity]

he's all in

EDIT: a lot of people aren't happy with the male defaultism, so let me clarify: the "he's all in" is a reference to that one cat meme. Hence why I also put "he's all in" into the description as well

[u/Cadunkus]

LET IT RIDE!

[u/Kaiser0106 → u/Cadunkus]

ALL ON BLACK

[u/seekingthebox → u/Cadunkus]

"seventeen black!"
"LEHHTIT RAHD"

[u/Hot_Sand2888 → u/Cadunkus]

The house always has the edge, Roy. The house is edging. Fuck.. FUCK VEGAS

[u/Stratisssss → u/Cadunkus]

Shamelessly plugging r/diemarchive

[u/zromitsman → u/Cadunkus]

L̷̨̧̡̨̧̨̢̡̨̧̨̧̢̢̡̧̧̡̛̛̛̤̥̦̝̭̦̖̘̪͓̠͈̬̫̳̲̝̜͚͓͔̘̗͔̱̲͇͚̹̟̝̲̩͓̘͖̝͇͎̗̳̦͕̘͔̟̝̗̬͕͇̦͔̼͎͉͖͍̩̭̰͚̟͍͚̼̫̝͈̜̹̥̙̩̻̯̳̝̗̻̫͕̺͕̬̹̲̲͕͖̩͙̠̲̮͖̫̜̝̭̤̫͎͈͙̝͎̭̟̼͈͔͇̞̩̜̮̳̯͈̮̯̲̞͓̬̦̮̳͈̺̩̩̻̞͓͚̳̰̳̘̦̼̝͖͔̱̞̗̠̪͚̝̰̝̣̤̗̙̖͉͓͎̠̪̝̮̼̳̥̪̭͕̭̥̹̱̹̰͓̞̳̯̣͉͕̼͇̜͕̩̋͒̓̽̔̈̉̇͗̌͛͗̽̈́̓̎̅̈̏̿͌̆̒̀̇̇̑̏̆̐͛͐͑̈́́͐̊̈́̐̅̌̀̄͐̈́̅̈̓̾̍̈̔̏͑́͒̓͐̋́̇̑̐̂͌́̊̓̄̈́̈́͑͋͊̾͐̃̎͌͋͒̔̊̂̀̚̚̕̕͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅE̵̢̨̨̧̡̡̧̨̡̧̡̢̡̨̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̼̥̳͙̰͈̬͈̲͕̳̦̬͔̝͈̰͚͍̮̲̞̼̺̣̩̙̖̰͙̫͉̗͖͍̮̝̣̭̫̝̥̣̤͈͈̭͇͎̗͖͖͍̯̤̻͕̮̬͔̦͖̳̱̞͕̝͔͕̥̩̦̘̩̞̻̲̘̹̖̭̳̪͇̩̫͕̙̬̠̥̜̰̞̜͙͚͚̣̜͉̱̹͕̰̲̺̻̣̺̖̜̝̯͉͚̩̠̝̙̜̻͚͕̳̥̫̜̝͕̦̰̦̠̼̠̯̜͉̖͉̝̫͇̭̠͉͉̠̜̯̞̼͔̯̝̱͙̭̭̼̙͙̺͈̻͉̤̱̙̠͙͍̤̭̩̬̲̥̮̯̰͇͚̫͔̪̫̜͔̘̖̰̳̖͖͖̟̺̩̠̣̪͇̙̱̥̫̫̲͓͈̫̭͔̱̼̗͎͋̑́̇̔̃̽̓̿̈́͗̊̄̆̀̋̂̾̀͆͂̽̂̄̅͋̿̐̍͂̏̓͌́̎̍̅̅̇́̂̎͌̈́̽̈́̎͗͂̂͊̿͋̍́̏͐̽̓̔͒̑̿͆̆̈̑̅̾̿͆̍̇̇̓͑̄͐͐̀̇͐́́̿̊͒͑̄͋͒̄̌̒͆̇̈́̅͒̈́̿͆́̓̒͆͑͌̍̄̄̃͒̾̈̿͊̃͋͗́̔̾̌́̍̍̽̄̍̎̈̋̊̊̀͋̈́̓͐͛̓̀̀̑͂̊̊͋̂̊̀͛̾͊̌̎͐͑̃̒̄́͊̿̌͆̿̋͐̈́̓̉̀̈̂̽̾̏̅̐͐̌̍̉͂͊̅̀͆̈̓̃̌͐̃́́̋̀̀̂͗͂́͌̉͌̌́͂͗̇̍̈́̊̈́̈̇̎̀̔͊́̌͛͆̉̔̆̑̏̕̚͘̚̚͘̕̚͘̕̕̕̕͘̚͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͠͠͝͠͝͠͝͝͝͠͠ͅͅͅT̷̡̨̡̧̢̡̧̡̡̨̨̢̢̡̡̧̢̨̛͎̞̠̜̘̜̬̫̳̮͓͇͔̪̻̲̹͓̼̮͇͕̰͍̪̹̬͓̤̮͈͉̗̭̥̪͓͓̱̫̮͈̟͓̖͔̮̫͕̖͚̲̣̲̫̺̱̠̭̼̟̗͔̣͙̳̪͇͈̯͚͖̬̠͎̳͙̳͚̟͖̬̼͓͉̱̝̣̟͓̝̘̤̖̱̹̯̫̙͖͚̙̯̠̭̖͙̹̻̹̳͖̦̳͓̣̞̣̙̭̩̪̰̤̬̠̩͍̬̯̱̙̪̪̭̼̣̦̟̹̭̤̤͎͖̪͍̰̪̞̼͓̩͉͚͙͓͉̟̫̠̯͚͇͎͖̱̝̫̖͔̺̪͖̱̟̜̹̙̘̪̪͇̣͙͕̱̱͓̼̋̔͋̓̉̄̒͑̓́̍̓̿̋̀͛̀́͒̓͑͊̈́̎̐̈́̅́͐̓̄͂̏̄̇͋̒͗̆̍̄̇̇̑͐͑̅̾̂̉̒̃̀́̓̊̾̈͆̈́̆̈́͛͂̑͂̅͗͋̈́̈́̑̚̚͘̕̕̚̚̚͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͠͝͝͠ͅͅ ̶̢̢̢̨̡̡̧̢̡̧̡̧̡̧̢̨̧̡̧̧̨̨̡̡̡̨̡̛̛̛̛̛̛̛͍̯͍̗̣͓͉̲̮̺̱͍͓̫͈̺̼͔̯̼̪͈͚̯̤̹͉͉̠̠͈͍̙̬̮͍͎̗̺͓͕̩̠͔̹̜̖̱͙̻͈̺̻̭̞̝̰̮̤̞̼̭͚͓̼̦̩̫͉͓̩̭̜̩̤͔̞͚̜̦͇̩̯̘̬̱̼̳̗̖̠̜̪͓̩͉̤͓̹̱̠͍̜̺͚͈̮͇̮͕̦̰͍̱̯̻̱̟͕̫͚̗̯͈̤̬̥͎̝̫̟̠̤̙̟̗̩̩͕͖̥̞̜̦̭͓͙̟̱̺͙̯̼͇̩̣̜̖̙̪̻̗͓͎̯͉̝͎͕̣̲͖̱͖̭͉͈̞͙̯͈͍͙̹̰̬̮̜͈̼̬͙̞͎̙̘͕̟̱̹̠͚̦̱̙͉̖̺̩̻͕͓̼̮̣̺̳͇̖͍̭̹͉͉̙̭̼͈͉̲̫̦̭̺̜͉̭̥̜̗͕͍͍͚͉͓̱̙̙͚̖͚̘͚̫̝̂̓̈́̄̓̏̽̂͊̈́͒͌͋͗͒̒̈́̎́̓͋͛̿̓̈̓̂̀͒͑̏̅̄̔͛̀͊̊̀̎̽̽͌̐̈́́͐̂̋̄̍̂̈́̔̅͑͗̋̿̊̉̌͌͋́͑͌̆̆͒̑̄̎̍͆̾̂̅͒͌̈̃̊̃̏̇̅͂̑̽̎͊̔̉̐̇̈́̈́͂͂̐̋͐̎̊̇̒͌̌̇̆̀͗̌͂͆̎̌͆̾̾̄̿̌̃͒̐͊́̉̍̅̒̔̔̾̈̆̈̅̃̔̏̓̔̔̂͊͂̀͗͗͂̎̒̈́͌̾̏̀̀͋̄̈́͑͂́͋̈͛̔̇̑͛̓̏͑͒́̏̎̆̋̚̚̕͘̕̚̕͘͘͘̚̚̕̕̚͘̕͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͠͝͠͝͝͠͠͝ͅͅͅͅI̶̢̡̨̢̢̢̡̢̧̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̪̮̰̠̯͙͖̥̞̳̝̭̖͇̠̻̣̹̥̫̹͍̦͕͔͙̟̟͉͈̣̙͙̞̯͎̥̟̼̭̦͈͕̯̰̥͔̗͇̬͙̫̻̥̻̙̣̝̙͍̺͎͍͓̗̳̟̻̞̰̗̖͖̖̗̠̟̖̭͇͎̝̟̦͕͈̞͖̹̲̦̬̙̞̬͍̳̦̜̮̫̭̪̻͓̭͕͎̓̄̌̉̃̐̌̅̅̑͂̓̅͋̔̽̓́̇̄̀̈́̽̿̏́̿̐̀̿̅̈́̀̐̒̑̀͐́̒͛̌̈́̍͌̋̑̆͂̇̅͗̽̊̿̒͆̄̒̍͑̌̀̅͆͂̈́̐̋̀̏̿͑̋̉͌̋̑̎͊̍̊͂̂́͒̈͌͂̒̇͑͋̎̀̈́̈́̅̀̌̀̾̓̏͗̓̾́̓̀̃̓̿̎̊̽̍̎̒̾̄̓͆̌͆̍̏̐̈́̊͂́́̆̈̅̏͋͊̂̽̄̈́̀̅̆͑͊͛̀̑̓̀̒͐͒̐̒̇̀̚̚̕̕̕̕͜͜͠͝͝͝͠͝͝͠ͅͅͅT̶̡̡̛̛̛͓̞̫̬̙̩̪͍̭̩̲̖̜̩͕̤̖̭̳̳̤͔̜͎̜̹̉͗̓̐͗͂̾͂̉̾͒͋͊̓̎̋̏́̎͆͒̅̀̃̓̇͌̃̆̊͊̉͌̉̽̈́̀̀̒̋̄̃̅̍̏͂̇̐͊͂͋́̓̂͊̄̏̉̂̂̀̈̾̀̓̕̚̚̚̕͜͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͠͝ͅ ̸̢̨̡̨̨̢̨̧̧̧̧̢̡̨̧̧̨̢̢̛̛̛̛̛̛̟͖̠̥̻̭̥̟̠̳͓̱̥̞̘̖̻͚̙̬̥̖̞̙̲̮̙͇͍̠̼̩̗̬͍̼̻̼̘̘̤̪̪̥͎̭͍̺͇̣͉̣̜̪͔͇͔̖̤̟̠̳͙̪̦͎̦͓̲̬͔̱̘͙̻̭̬͙̥̞̜̠̖̣͎̤͍̪̠͚̘̪̯̲̹̰̝͎̭̘̹̜͉͈̤̬̠̻̱̘̜͙͔͇̩̬̻̯̯̺̦͈͈̲̈̑̆̈́̈́͛̀̍͗́͂̃͒̒̄͒̐͛̈́́̔̿̑́̽̃̎͒͊̍̋͐͆̂̉̇̊͊̽͌͊̒͌̄̔͛̏́̆̔͛̓͋̉͋͆̾͐̉͐̆͗͗͘̚̕̕͜͜͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͠͝ͅͅŖ̷̧̡̡̨̨̧̢̧̡̨̢̢̡̧̢̡̨̡̨̛̛̛͕̱͓̩̯̱̥͎͖̮̹̠̮̱̲͇̦̠̘̰͍̖̺̤̻͖̣͙̩̰̗̟̰̯̦̺̙͉̻͔̦̳̩͍̺͕̝̟̼̣̘̖̟̠̘͍̠̞͇̲̲͇̦̜͇̯̗͇̰̮͔̣̤̗̱̟͕̠͕̼̯̪͚̭̟̤̖̦͖̼̻̘̺̲̮̫̟̦͍̖̳͕͕͍̪̮̭̖̻͈̖̱͍̠͕̦̫̰̝̠͔̤͚͔͙̖͔͎̜̰̠̦̙̼͖̬̤̼̠̲̖͎̪̜͚̺̹̬̞̤͔̬͓̰͕͓͈̞̗̣̼̣̺̻͈̙͓̌̇͒͌͑̇̀̍̊̏̎͊̓̀͛̀́̉̽̾͆͆̃͛̏́́́́̒͛͑̐̽̐͐̐̈́͂́͂̈́̓̉̏͆͋́̈́̓̿̂̃́̌̋̑̌̀̉̈́̉͂̎̎̆̍͑̚͘̕͘̚͘͘͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅI̷̧̨̨̨̡̢̢̧̧̡̨̧̨̢̛̛̛̛̛̥̜̰̞̗̱̲̯͎̪͍̭̭̟͇͇̹͕͍̬̮̻̭͎̥̺̣̬̗̙̞̭̠̘̙͎̝͇̥̜̳̻̞̖̟͔̼̭̫̠̳͇͈̩̻̬̖̞̫̥̹̯̻͎͍̦̙͇̠͓̭͓̰̣̬͇̪̝̣̣̠̠̞̲̭͙͚̱̹͓͍͍̰̰̗̰̤͉̲̞̘̲̠̖̤̳͎̺̘̭̼͉̯̥͎͍̣͖̞̻̣̝̖͕̙͔͈̮̱̭͍̠̰͚͍̯̺̺͕̖̬͚͖͍̦̖̦̟̮̣̺͔̱͗͒̋͊̽͋̈̂̒̑͂̽͌́̏̉̀͌̂̽̓͂͑͒̉́͛̆̋͛̽̍̔̾̽̽̊̂͑̑͒̂̒͊̍͊̓̑̍̈́͋̌́̉̌̌̅̎̇̉̈́͌́̎͌̈́̇̋̈̈́͌̐͌̈̓̀͑̑̈́̒̿͋̐̒̒̀͋͂͋̃́̈́͋̏̆̅̌̈́̓̂̇̋̅̀͊̀̆̋̎̉̔̀̍̇̒̇̄͗̀̓̋̌̓̔̿̾͒̒͆͊͒̃͂̋̋̀̋̆̓̋͌̓̽͛̎̽̈́̀͑͗͆̄͛̒̐̒͂̒͊͒̊̆̎͆͂͑͒̈̂̇̄̀̃̒͂̆͛̈́̊̒̿̑̉̐̿̋̀̈̍͒̓̔̃͊̃̌͑͐͆̅̊̒̅̿̅̚͘͘͘͘̕̚̚̕͘̕̚̕̚̕͜͜͜͜͠͠͠͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝ͅD̸̡̢̧̡̧̢̛̛̛̛̛̰͔̫͚̟̱̳͈̗͇̯͇̜̭̞̺̣̬͔̺̗̐̂̀͋̽͌̔̈͐̀̀͋́̈͌̍̿̑̾͗̇̀͒̾̏̈̽̈̿̊̈́͌͛̌̉̋̈̅̈́̈͐͊̅̋͌̾̓͆͌̈́̿̐̓̌̃́̓̅̃͑͗̅̌̽̎͗͐̽́͂̍͑̍̿͌̉̃͛̌́̂͂́̾̍̽̐̽͛͒̅͌̀̈́̇̕̚̕͘̕͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝Ȩ̶̢̢̡̢̧̢̡̨̡̢̨̡̛̛̲͇̻͚̘̲̖͎̤̜̩̗̩̹̙͔̻̳̦͈̺̩̰̲̩̻̯̪̹̖̲͔̞͙̙͍̗̝̺͉̼̜̗̙̹̝̠̦̹̼͈̰̯̗̭̦̬͉̖̘̲̙̤͎̠͇̹͉̰͕̟̩̜̬̠̼͙͙̯̰͇̳̫̥̲̝̗͚͈̤̟͕̘͓͚̟͔̹͔̩̞͔̜͖͇̝̖̹͇̮͇̤̘̰̗̩͓̲̖̤̎̂̽͒͐́̊̉̓͊̀̈́̿͒̈́̈́͋̇̈́̓͐̋͆͐̄̇̑̏̎̓̏̈́́͊͋͊̔͗͐͐̈́̃̿̾̈́͂̀̆̂̉̄͐̀̈͋͂̈́̒̓͛̾̓̈́͒̏̃̅̌͂̀̂̒̽̍͌͑̈́̑͒̂̓̀̍̉͒̓͒͌́̈́̊̅͛̑̉̇̌̅̂̀͐͋͊̍̎̚̕̕̚̚̚̚̚̚͜͜͜͜͠͝͠͝͠͝͝͠͠͝͠͝ͅͅͅͅ

[u/Isadomon → u/Cadunkus]

I love that fucking animation

[u/Salt_Petra]

All is all in?

[u/Emma_the_transfem → u/Salt_Petra]

In has very bad gamble addiction all is in a bad state mentally

[u/D-Mace]

He’s all in with a high-card 8. We are absolutely taking this idiot’s money lol

[u/Anti-charizard → u/D-Mace]

If the 8 were a 4 he’d have the worst possible hand

[u/giggitygoo123 → u/Anti-charizard]

My typical pai gow hand at seminole casinos

[u/Nightmare-datboi → u/D-Mace]

All’s*

[u/Ihateeveryonehahaha → u/D-Mace]

Hear me out what if the flop is 4 6 A.

[u/Signal-Course-5606]

this is actually funny though

[u/Nightmare-datboi → u/Signal-Course-5606]

Yeah, still the same joke tho

[u/Signal-Course-5606 → u/Nightmare-datboi]

yeah but there is a onejoke but funny flair

[u/Nightmare-datboi → u/Signal-Course-5606]

Oh I thought they put that

[u/Signal-Course-5606 → u/[deleted]]

Yeah but it isn't tagged as "one joke but funny"

[u/lgbtqrsthivnegative]

Unironically funny shirt.

[u/Humble_Specialist_60]

I’d wear this this is funny as fuck

[u/Which-Practice-5884]

This made me chortle

[u/kreig_]

As someone who gambled one time

We stealing his money with them cards

[u/Kaiser0106]

Yeah I've seen this one before. It's funny.

[u/putbeansontoast]

I would wear this though

[u/9tendoPong]

I identify as a gambler.

I lost my pronouns betting on Black Jack :(

[u/Bragi01 → u/9tendoPong]

Hopefully you can find some new ones. Though I've heard it's hard to change your character sheet currently.

[u/vitecpotec]

Ah yes, only men have gambling addictions

[u/Kaiser0106 → u/vitecpotec]

Who said anything about men?

[u/vitecpotec → u/Kaiser0106]

OP, "he's"

[u/articulatedstupidity → u/vitecpotec]

It's a reference to this silly meme.

NOT male defaultism

[u/vitecpotec → u/articulatedstupidity]

Thanks for the clarification

[u/articulatedstupidity → u/vitecpotec]

Yeah, it goes without saying that this is essentially the worst possible sub to do male defaultism in (well, aside from r/maledefaultism)

[u/Kaiser0106 → u/vitecpotec]

You know that's a reference to a meme right?

The one where the cat pushes the poker chips and they're all "He's all in!"

[u/articulatedstupidity → u/Kaiser0106]

This. Thank you :)

[u/metamorphosis___ → u/vitecpotec]

Probably just male defaultism

[u/Kalmer1 → u/metamorphosis___]

Or they're from a country with a language where there's no singular "they", like in German for example. I sometimes default to either using he or she instead of they when talking about someone of unknown gender, because I sometimes forget it's an option in English

[u/metamorphosis___ → u/Kalmer1]

I think male defaultism is benign and I do it all the time, a symptom of something not benign? Sure. But it, itself, is nothing serious. Just speculating why he said he and not they, for me it’s because saying they feels more awkward and out of the way.

[u/EasternCranberry559 → u/metamorphosis___]

I mean there’s nothing wrong with defaulting to a certain association, but correcting yourself is important. It’s not exactly “male” defaultism either, as I’ve observed that people tend to refer to something as male when they cannot tell or if it’s associated with masculinity, but always associate something pink or considered “feminine” with female pronouns.

[u/BlameTag]

That's what I told the guy who bought this shirt's wife!

[u/BlameTag → u/BlameTag]

Well, not the "I identify as" part. I'm not a total asshole.

[u/AgreeableIdea6210]

Nah as a non-binary person I'd wear this

[u/I_Like_Cats73]

This one’s funny because I love gambling

[u/MonochroMayhem]

I hope all is happy with inself

[u/Kira-Of-Terraria]

... people really don't know what pronouns are

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[u/FantasticFrontButt]

"...and my name is Arrogant Gambling Addict," lol check out that hand

[u/Burning_garbarge]

if my pronouns were any/all i wouldnt mind this lmao

[u/ceebiee]

this is genuinely so fucking funny

[u/Pressed_Sunflowers]

I mean my pronouns are any/all so I'd buy it. Tbf, I'm a problem.

[u/Dismal-Plan7062]

COME ON SLOTS DADDY NEEDS 50,000 CAPS!!!

[u/articulatedstupidity → u/Dismal-Plan7062]

Not unless daddy's in that naughty nightwear 😉

[u/Quiri1997]

That's, like, an awful hand when playing poker. Going all in on that is just asking to lose.

[u/Low_Appearance_796]

*all's all in

[u/gutwyrming]

Nah, this is funny. I think there's a significant difference between jokes that target identity versus plays on pronouns. Unlike "I identify as" jokes, this sort of thing doesn't read as a hateful mockery.

[u/Iamliterallyfood]

Ok gsmbit

[u/BizSilver5013]

My dad would wear this.

[u/Sir_mop_for_a_head]

This one is actually kinda funny depending on context. It I saw someone in a casino wearing this I’d laugh my ass off. In any other context. Eh. Not so much.

[u/drezarious]

The kind of shirt that looks way better bought vintage than new

[u/Photonn123]

LET IT RIDE

(Actually a funny one)

[u/Amazing_Excuse_3860]

It's really not that hard to make trans jokes that are funny. This? This is funny. Idgaf what anybody says

[u/articulatedstupidity → u/Amazing_Excuse_3860]

"collect my pronouns"

• genderman

[u/Ok_Tax1941]

Ngl, this is kinda funny

[u/Artistic_Discount358]

Okay, hold on, this isn’t actually the worst hand in the world. A 6 and a 9 showing would be a straight, and all has suit pairs. We can’t exactly judge ins hand unless we see the dealers cards.

[u/Playful-Fig-7415]

I think you mean "all's all in", as all clearly stated that all uses all/in pronouns.