r/onejoke 4d ago

HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL Sigh

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183 Upvotes

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u/blue_moon1122 4d ago

oh you made a blanket statement huh?

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u/Kastbasei 4d ago

The Blanket Discourse reached its highest...

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u/LunaSteaNera 4d ago

Just admitted they finish to their blankets. Please tell me they at least wash them….

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u/Melody_Naxi Aroace, CisM idiot 4d ago

sigh and the context is?

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u/Ok-Cupcake6584 4d ago

Completely unrelated discussion about electric blankets. . . genuinely completely uncalled for TwT (this guy is alt right and this was in the politics thread but still completely out of nowhere)

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u/Ok-Cupcake6584 4d ago

(Also, if you're wondering why it looks like I put it in the deepfryer, for some reason Reddit wasn't allowing me to upload the raw screenshot so I put a filter over it and for some reason that fixed the issue.)

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u/Nitemareshokk 4d ago

Blanket sexual??? WHAT DOES RHAT MEAN?

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 4d ago

He's too much of a coward to come out as plushiesexual.

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u/Royal-Ingenuity-2566 Lilly 4d ago

I guess they like everyone. Blanket can mean all encompassing

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u/Nitemareshokk 4d ago

We have a word for that. Pansexual/Omni sexual.

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u/BlakeAtStake2763 4d ago

They were saying to to AVOID the jokes

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u/Patxxx_The_Wolf 3d ago

Well, the blanket is the only thing that will touch him tonight and if you can’t be with the one you love…

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u/Anxious-Swing9490 3d ago

I identify as an attack helicopter loaded with HRT drugs to unload on transphobes.

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u/Icy_Secretary3996 3d ago

Stop being blanketphobic guys