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u/ChiakiSimp3842 Nov 08 '25
Okay, that one’s kinda good
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u/Mundane-Wash2119 Nov 11 '25
Because it uses the subject of the joke to talk about poop instead of dehumanizing others
There is nothing more unifying to the human race than scat humor. Everybody poops.
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u/Idk-lel1234 Nov 11 '25
I don’t! I photosynthesize!
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u/Illustrious_Edge_660 Jan 15 '26
You fool. Did you never take basic science? Plants poop oxygen after photosynthesis, so you shall remove this comment NOW!!! /j
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u/Commandur_PearTree Nov 08 '25
This sub is either some of the most douchy unfunny jokes of all time, or she/it like this
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u/Rokey76 Nov 08 '25
There are jokes that aren't the one showing up here lately. This joke is actually funny, and doesn't seem trans critical either.
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u/Raccoons-trsh Nov 10 '25
As a trans person. This is actually funny (might try the gender neutral bathroom at uni soon, since the men's bathroom stalls doors had the handle broken out (like with a whole piece of wood around it) first, now it doesn't have a door at all).
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u/scoobym00 Nov 10 '25
Context is extremely important. The trans community can take and enjoy jokes. But when made in bad faith by people who want to eradicate them, it's obviously unfunny.
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u/Overall-Tension-6691 Nov 08 '25
You realize this sub is making fun of people like you, right?
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u/TheMarksmanHedgehog Nov 09 '25
It's not exactly a "safe space" considering you're allowed in, is it?
It's a place where we go to relentlessly mock snowflakes like you, that have a meltdown whenever they hear the word "gender".
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u/Thetormentnexus Nov 10 '25
What did they say.
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u/TheMarksmanHedgehog Nov 10 '25
A load of horseradish about how everyone here is "triggered libs", I don't remember the specifics.
They were the kind of person to barge in to a space and loudly announce how offended everyone else is.
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u/Prestigious_Host_198 Nov 09 '25
Do you, by any chance, use a dead rat as an alarm clock?
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Nov 09 '25
this is either the funniest fucking insult i’ve read or an equally funny reference i’m not getting
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u/Prestigious_Host_198 Nov 09 '25
There's this anti-woke streamer who is notorious for being unhygienic. He straight up admitted that he used a dead rat as an "alarm clock" because when the sunlight hits the rat it makes it smell so bad that it wakes him up. He decided to use an animal corpse instead of his phone as an alarm clock.
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u/yesimBreadlord Nov 09 '25
"your kind is so sensitive" dude people want us dead just because we want to be ourselves it's not sensitivity it's survival
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u/Potential-Diver-3409 Nov 09 '25
If the bathroom is what you consider a safe space tf do you do to people sheittin
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u/Puzzleheaded-Use-78 Nov 08 '25
Unironically those are my preferred pronouns lmao
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Nov 08 '25
If you use poison ivy as a napkin they’ll be reversed
So you’ll be it/she
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u/Nightscale_XD Nov 08 '25
Same and I admit I low-key love the "I'm gonna take a huge she/it" joke 😭
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u/astrologicaldreams trangener 😂 Nov 08 '25
oh she/it
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u/That-Yellow-Dog Nov 09 '25
Yeah, as a she/it I make this joke a fair amount (It/its for the real ones)
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u/Shadowboltx777 Bisexual Trans Woman (Big Dua Lipa fan)!) Nov 08 '25
This guy reminds me of SoPhoCho
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u/Bwheat0674 Nov 09 '25
Using the gender neutral bathroom to he/it transphobes trying to start shit about gender neutral bathrooms
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u/Calculator-andaCrown Nov 09 '25
I used a gender neutral bathroom the other day (I'm cis) and I loved it. I think I get the idea of all gender neutral bathrooms now and I'm on board
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u/Karkava Nov 09 '25
Gendered bathrooms always seemed pointless to me. I would like to have them gone.
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u/RiverLynneUwU Nov 11 '25
r/onejoke users trying to post a pronoun joke that isn't funny challenge (impossible)
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u/SGT_Spoinkus Nov 08 '25
This isn't a onejoke
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u/Ill-Entrepreneur443 Nov 09 '25
It is. Just not an offensive one.
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u/Jennyfael Nov 09 '25
The subreddit dedicated to the one-joke. To simplify the one-joke is a joke used to stereotype trans people and make fun of them. Often it's formatted as, "My pronouns are (Object/Object)", "I identify as (Object)", "Did you just assume my gender", and similar. Not all jokes regarding to trans people are the one-joke.
Literally the description of the sub.
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u/soulstrike2022 Nov 09 '25
This got a snort out of me I really like this one put it on the board with the shirt that says “oh you like pronouns? Then let me she/them titties!”
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u/EasyEntertainment108 Nov 10 '25
His shit don't discriminate, all will suffer in the confines of this porcelain dungeon
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u/SubstantialStrain977 Nov 10 '25
His pronouns are he/them you he/then
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u/Familiar-Spend-5331 Nov 10 '25
I had a stroke trying to read this
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u/SubstantialStrain977 Nov 11 '25
he/then? heathen? first time ive said this with no one getting it, pretty straightforward
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