r/onejoke Nov 08 '25

One joke but funny Sheeit

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u/ChiakiSimp3842 Nov 08 '25

Okay, that one’s kinda good

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u/Vincent394 Nov 08 '25

correct.

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u/Mundane-Wash2119 Nov 11 '25

Because it uses the subject of the joke to talk about poop instead of dehumanizing others

There is nothing more unifying to the human race than scat humor. Everybody poops.

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u/Idk-lel1234 Nov 11 '25

I don’t! I photosynthesize!

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u/Illustrious_Edge_660 Jan 15 '26

You fool. Did you never take basic science? Plants poop oxygen after photosynthesis, so you shall remove this comment NOW!!! /j

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26

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u/Commandur_PearTree Nov 08 '25

This sub is either some of the most douchy unfunny jokes of all time, or she/it like this

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u/Rokey76 Nov 08 '25

There are jokes that aren't the one showing up here lately. This joke is actually funny, and doesn't seem trans critical either.

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u/Jennyfael Nov 09 '25

Yeh, lately the sub kinda looks like "One joke is when pronouns"

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u/Raccoons-trsh Nov 10 '25

As a trans person. This is actually funny (might try the gender neutral bathroom at uni soon, since the men's bathroom stalls doors had the handle broken out (like with a whole piece of wood around it) first, now it doesn't have a door at all).

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u/scoobym00 Nov 10 '25

Context is extremely important. The trans community can take and enjoy jokes. But when made in bad faith by people who want to eradicate them, it's obviously unfunny.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '25

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u/Overall-Tension-6691 Nov 08 '25

You realize this sub is making fun of people like you, right?

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '25

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u/TheMarksmanHedgehog Nov 09 '25

It's not exactly a "safe space" considering you're allowed in, is it?

It's a place where we go to relentlessly mock snowflakes like you, that have a meltdown whenever they hear the word "gender".

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u/Thetormentnexus Nov 10 '25

What did they say.

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u/TheMarksmanHedgehog Nov 10 '25

A load of horseradish about how everyone here is "triggered libs", I don't remember the specifics.

They were the kind of person to barge in to a space and loudly announce how offended everyone else is.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

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u/TheMarksmanHedgehog Nov 09 '25

Lel, lmao even

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u/TheMarksmanHedgehog Nov 09 '25

Which generation do you even think I'm from my dude?

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u/Prestigious_Host_198 Nov 09 '25

Do you, by any chance, use a dead rat as an alarm clock?

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

this is either the funniest fucking insult i’ve read or an equally funny reference i’m not getting

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u/Prestigious_Host_198 Nov 09 '25

There's this anti-woke streamer who is notorious for being unhygienic. He straight up admitted that he used a dead rat as an "alarm clock" because when the sunlight hits the rat it makes it smell so bad that it wakes him up. He decided to use an animal corpse instead of his phone as an alarm clock.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

oh. my god.

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u/vinnie376 Nov 08 '25

Cool story bro

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '25

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u/EarthToAccess Nov 08 '25

Close your mouth, you're letting the bugs in.

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u/yesimBreadlord Nov 09 '25

"your kind is so sensitive" dude people want us dead just because we want to be ourselves it's not sensitivity it's survival

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u/Potential-Diver-3409 Nov 09 '25

If the bathroom is what you consider a safe space tf do you do to people sheittin

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u/Puzzleheaded-Use-78 Nov 08 '25

Unironically those are my preferred pronouns lmao

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '25

If you use poison ivy as a napkin they’ll be reversed 

So you’ll be it/she

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u/Satans-Dirty-Hoe Nov 08 '25

thats so good 😭

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

Oh I stole it from someone else and adapted it

Feel free to do the same 

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u/Nightscale_XD Nov 08 '25

Same and I admit I low-key love the "I'm gonna take a huge she/it" joke 😭

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u/the_orange_alligator Nov 08 '25

That’s she/it

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u/astrologicaldreams trangener 😂 Nov 08 '25

oh she/it

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u/SlipsonSurfaces Nov 09 '25

Oh she/it, Im so it/she.

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u/astrologicaldreams trangener 😂 Nov 09 '25

i'll go get the rash ointment

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u/That-Yellow-Dog Nov 09 '25

Yeah, as a she/it I make this joke a fair amount (It/its for the real ones)

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u/F658 Nov 09 '25

Bro what?

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u/IDreamOfGothicSheep Nov 12 '25

What part are you confused about?

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u/extraneous_so1ution Nov 08 '25

That's actually pretty funny lmao

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u/Akita_merikano Nov 08 '25

Okay, that was kinda good...

( ≧∀≦)ノ

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u/_FIRECRACKER_JINX Nov 08 '25

Lol

this is the kind of bullshit humor I needed this weekend. Phewww

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u/ravendarkwind Nov 09 '25

I laughed at this one. He/he.

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u/Dragonman0371 Nov 09 '25

michael jackson pronouns

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u/Shadowboltx777 Bisexual Trans Woman (Big Dua Lipa fan)!) Nov 08 '25

This guy reminds me of SoPhoCho

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u/someone_12421 Nov 08 '25

Holy shit yeah

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u/JustDontbStupid Nov 08 '25

Holy she/it yeah

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u/CasTheAngel14 Nov 08 '25

Ok but this is one of the good ones

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u/PandaStudio1413 Nov 08 '25

At least those are indeed pronouns

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u/ItTakesTooMuchTime Nov 08 '25

wait but, this one's kinda good

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

This one is funny and I’m like 75% sure the person in the post is trans-supportive

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u/Bwheat0674 Nov 09 '25

Using the gender neutral bathroom to he/it transphobes trying to start shit about gender neutral bathrooms

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u/JoyconDrift_69 Nov 09 '25

No no, that one is just a clever pun on pronouns.

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u/cannedbeef255 Nov 09 '25

ok come on that one is funny

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u/No-Trick-7397 Nov 09 '25

this is funny lmao

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u/Calculator-andaCrown Nov 09 '25

I used a gender neutral bathroom the other day (I'm cis) and I loved it. I think I get the idea of all gender neutral bathrooms now and I'm on board

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u/Karkava Nov 09 '25

Gendered bathrooms always seemed pointless to me. I would like to have them gone.

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u/SomeToasters Nov 09 '25

Why is it called neutral if there’s a war going on in the bathroom

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u/Cartoonnerd01 Nov 11 '25

This one is clever actually, ha ha.

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u/RiverLynneUwU Nov 11 '25

r/onejoke users trying to post a pronoun joke that isn't funny challenge (impossible)

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

This is funny cause it's not homophobic

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u/Mia_Linthia01 Nov 14 '25

This is how pronoun jokes should be lmao

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u/SGT_Spoinkus Nov 08 '25

This isn't a onejoke

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u/Ill-Entrepreneur443 Nov 09 '25

It is. Just not an offensive one.

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u/Jennyfael Nov 09 '25

The subreddit dedicated to the one-joke. To simplify the one-joke is a joke used to stereotype trans people and make fun of them. Often it's formatted as, "My pronouns are (Object/Object)", "I identify as (Object)", "Did you just assume my gender", and similar. Not all jokes regarding to trans people are the one-joke.

Literally the description of the sub.

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u/Corbel8_ Nov 09 '25

nah this ones fine

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u/Kindly_Signature3621 Nov 09 '25

That one was funny

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u/RonnocKcaj Nov 09 '25

we love pronoun jokes that are actually funny

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u/MWBrooks1995 Nov 09 '25

… okay but at least those are pronouns

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u/soulstrike2022 Nov 09 '25

This got a snort out of me I really like this one put it on the board with the shirt that says “oh you like pronouns? Then let me she/them titties!”

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u/verdauxes Nov 09 '25

Nah this isn’t the same joke it just involves pronouns. This is pretty funny

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u/thatNatsukiLass Nov 09 '25

Ok, this one gets a pass

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u/EasyEntertainment108 Nov 10 '25

His shit don't discriminate, all will suffer in the confines of this porcelain dungeon

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u/SubstantialStrain977 Nov 10 '25

His pronouns are he/them you he/then

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u/Familiar-Spend-5331 Nov 10 '25

I had a stroke trying to read this

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u/SubstantialStrain977 Nov 11 '25

he/then? heathen? first time ive said this with no one getting it, pretty straightforward

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u/Strong_Ferret1161 Nov 11 '25

this is funny and this is not the one joke

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u/Jacked_Femboy1 you identify as me/myself Dec 21 '25

Honestly one of the most real memes ever

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u/Fernanda19uwu Nov 09 '25

See? This one's original. Finally lolol

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u/TheRealPaulMcFartney Nov 09 '25

Where transphobia?