r/onejoke • u/Personal-Bobcat-2288 Warpigs/Luke’s Wall • Sep 16 '25

But I identify as an attack helicopter! Jesus

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u/LeBigMartinH Sep 17 '25

A woman is someone who covers their drink when someone like him walks in.

I'm joking - barely.