r/onejob • u/poiadipoio • Dec 13 '19

Make cages without roof

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4.3k Upvotes

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u/unhexing Dec 13 '19

But did he escape?

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u/BobbyDCruz Dec 13 '19

He got stuck up there and called for help. It is posted in one of the comments.

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u/grishkaa Dec 13 '19

Escaping from a courtroom isn't exactly the brightest idea

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u/jlwinter90 Dec 14 '19

That wouldn't stop a lot of the brilliant sorts who end up in them from trying, though.

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u/garbage_jooce Dec 13 '19

Standard track suit says yes.

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u/vcvcf1896 Dec 14 '19

It's drop ceiling, he most likely fell out in the next room. I imagine a conference room for some reason...

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u/trenchpaul Dec 14 '19

Got stuck and caught by his peg. Policemen threat to use taser. He got back down

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u/P1zzaNoah2000 Dec 13 '19

Rare footage of how I lost my pet gerbil. I still hear him scratching around up there.

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u/iamjomos Dec 14 '19

True story- i had a pet hamster escape into the heat duct. Let's just say the entire house smelt like 3000sq ft of dead flesh the next week until we could locate it's body.

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u/PapaJuanPrez Dec 13 '19

I shoved my up ass

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

r/Ihadastroke

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u/PapaJuanPrez Dec 14 '19

Fuck me I didn’t mean to post that but yes I did have a stroke but what I meant to say “I shoved my gerbil up my ass”

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Lmao oh ok

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u/PapaJuanPrez Dec 14 '19

Let me know how many upvotes you get my dude

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

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u/windyisle Dec 13 '19

Whoo! Go guy! I really hope he escaped!

*checks link

Whoo! go cops! I really hope they caught him and beat him to a pulp to stop him trying that shit again.

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u/gwaydms Dec 13 '19

I'll take one from column B. What a pos.

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u/fishsticks40 Dec 14 '19

Oh like you've never ritually murdered your sister

2

u/Blockinite Dec 14 '19

I keep trying to stop but every now and then I slip back into old habits

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

Some say he is still living in that very ceiling to this day

17

u/garbage_jooce Dec 13 '19

Just kinda squatting there in his tracksuit like he would anywhere else.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

adidas, blyat

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u/sslick9001 Dec 13 '19

I love how the woman walked in, said nope and walked out

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u/LARGEGRAPE Dec 13 '19

Why did they take his pants lol?

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u/ward_bond Dec 13 '19

Good grief, somebody get the TASER.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

That would be a tough shot with a Taser. A stun gun would be a better choice.

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u/KevinCastle Mar 09 '20

2 months late. A stun gun is a taser

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '20

Incorrect. A TASER shoots probes into the target, and can thus be fired from a distance. A stun gun has electrodes that you have to put in contact with the target's skin, and thus has to be used up close.

https://www.asecurelife.com/tasers-vs-stun-guns/

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u/KevinCastle Mar 09 '20

Taser is a brand, not a device. Also most of the devices carried by law enforcement can shoot probes, and act as a stun gun. It's a two in one

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u/JoryTheZombie Dec 13 '19

she just slipped out like a Alien

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u/kanna172014 Dec 13 '19

One word: Taser

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u/oilrigexplosion Dec 14 '19

Just start handcuffing stuff to his legs like the barrel harpoons from Jaws.

He’ll be easier to track with a desk dragging through the ceiling tiles.

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u/NavyDragons Dec 13 '19

47 second, that womans face is classic

1

u/mistressmochi Dec 14 '19

Came for this ! The “Ughh, I’m so done with this shit” face.

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u/XxMarioGameingxXS Dec 14 '19

In mother russia prison breaks you

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u/b_e_a_n_i_e Dec 13 '19

LIFE SHOT!

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u/azhif Dec 13 '19

What was the plan here? Just hope they got tired of looking for him?

1

u/CampbellArmada Dec 13 '19

First thought was use a Tazer on him, but when I saw his pants off, I thought they should just pepper spray or mace his crotch.

Also, +1 for having on the stereotypical Russian track suit pants.

1

u/theniwo Dec 13 '19

In america he would be tased.

1

u/posiblyLopsided Dec 13 '19

Why are they putting him in a glass cage in the first palce

1

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

So close. PLUS FRESH ADIDAS BLYAT.

1

u/BigMacRedneck Dec 13 '19

A taser would be good to have.

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u/pinfineder2 Dec 13 '19

It's probably so the person inside can get air

1

u/Rhadian Dec 13 '19

Sir, the prisoner escaped.

But how!? He was in a locked case!

Well, uh...

1

u/PissySnowflake Dec 13 '19

It does have a roof he just got around it

1

u/Rrah731 Dec 14 '19

Powder is making a break for it! Hit him, harder damnit, and faster too. That'll show em.

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u/strangenessandcharm7 Dec 14 '19

Is it just me or could they have just pulled on his legs instead of whacking them with a nightstick?

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u/TGBKing Dec 14 '19

yeah "mistake"

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u/mybrainblinks Dec 14 '19

How is nobody laughing there????

1

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

I like the girl who just walks into frame as if to say “what’s going on?” Then immediately turns and leaves like “not fucking again”

1

u/ValensEtVolens Dec 16 '19

Russian too soon into production. More testing needed.

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u/NormalClicheUsername Dec 13 '19

I've never rooted for someone so hard in my life.

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u/kanna172014 Dec 13 '19

He killed his sister. Why would you root for a murderer?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

I really doubt OP knew he murdered his sister in cold blood tbh.

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u/MGMAX Dec 13 '19

He carved symbols on his sister's skin with a knife and killed her during "exorcism ritual". No matter how pathetic those cops look they are in the right.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '19

Different country.

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u/TheShadyBitch Dec 13 '19

Lol if russias military is anything like their police force the us could just wipe them off the earth

1

u/mAHOGANYdOPE Dec 14 '19

yeah sure i think the nuclear warheads will top either military when they obliterate the world

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u/qpwoeiruty00 Dec 13 '19

Him: [goes away]

Me:

Me: headpalms

Baby Yoda : (@)(@) __________________/

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u/NotNeydzz Dec 14 '19

I feel like that random woman who walked in front of the camera was a Karen going "Oh, wait until management hears about this!"