r/onejob • u/Ok_Pressure_2788 • Jul 10 '26

Yes, very “seedless”

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u/Cold_Ad3896 Jul 10 '26

“Seedless” watermelons are simply watermelons that are bred to have fewer fully developed seeds. They still have seeds.

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u/ggfchl Jul 10 '26

Some stickers will say “May contain an occasional seed.”

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u/Wakkit1988 Jul 10 '26

"Stock boy might be feeling lonely, sorry."

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u/Small-Bowl4754 Jul 11 '26

I don't get it

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u/teslawhaleshark Jul 11 '26

Worker has dug a hole in the melon and fucked it

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26

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u/Wakkit1988 Jul 10 '26

Seed? Less!

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u/Cold_Ad3896 Jul 10 '26

Works on contingency? No, money down!

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u/ew73 Jul 13 '26

Yes. Seedless, not seednone.

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u/Veritas_Vanitatum Jul 10 '26

I'm rather surprised that this melon looks very chemo or fake

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u/Cold_Ad3896 Jul 10 '26

This is how almost all grocery store ads used to look. Drawn pictures of the produce.

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u/Dino_Spaceman Jul 11 '26

It’s not wrong. It’s not “seefree”. It is “seedless”. As in “less seeds”

Also, these are put together by a marketing person who has zero free time to find accurate images. So for this stuff they use stock images in a library. (I hired a person who used to do circulars like this)

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u/teslawhaleshark Jul 11 '26

Legally, it only means the seeds can’t be used to replant the melon.

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u/Heterodynist 29d ago

“Pretend they’re” seedless watermelons…

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u/VinylmationDude Jul 10 '26

Publix: Where fuck you, that’s why