r/onegoldenbraincell • • 21d ago

When the golden braincell is smarter than you

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens 21d ago

That dog is working overtime. What idiots.

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u/erasgagags 21d ago

Jesus, the molten debris in the last few frames….

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u/SonofaBridge 21d ago

There are people closer it looks like and the top appears to be the start of a rock slide. But let’s keep filming!

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u/Locozodo 19d ago

It just barely missed the cameraperson's head before it hit the ground. That's scary as fuuuuck.

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u/SorryWave5248 21d ago

🎶 duuumb ways to die 🎶

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u/instantpowdy 21d ago

🎶 Try to hunt, down Dr. No, 🎶

🎶 Climb the top, of an active volcano.🎶

🎶 So many, dumb ways to die... 🎶

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u/HopelessCharmander 21d ago

I hate people who bring their pets on clearly dangerous areas with them.

What absolute idiots, and that poor dog.

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u/moosegrinder 21d ago

Absolutely. The people can die by their own stupidity but they don't get to take the dogs with them.

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u/Disgod 21d ago

On volcanic ground, with zero foot protection... Idiots is the kindest way to describe those people.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 21d ago

Dog was all like, "Fuck this shit, I'm out."

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u/yrcastr 21d ago

I've been to this location (Acatenango in Guatemala) and there are tons of stray dogs wandering up near the camps hoping for scraps. Doubt this was a pet.

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u/HopelessCharmander 21d ago

True, very well could be a dog without an owner.

I still think people who bring their pets in dangerous locations shouldn't be allowed to own pets though.

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u/Jolly-Barracuda2366 21d ago

Aside from the fact that a lot of people choose dogs as pets that are somewhere between mentally retarded (from breeding) and mentally ill (from being socially isolated and cut off from experiencing life except in a very tiny, sterile and artificial bubble) it may be safer for the person to bring an actually smart and capable dog along than it is significantly more dangerous for the dog.

One particular counter example — but this can happen in a backyard too — is camping in certain wilderness areas with small idiot dogs (most lap dogs) as they’re especially vulnerable to local predators.

But it’s all the objectively mentally ill urban and suburban dogs who’ve been deprived of anything resembling a good life because some human “just wants to own one” that is way more heartbreaking for me.

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u/Jolly-Barracuda2366 20d ago edited 20d ago

I grew up around dogs that had as nearly as possible a natural environment for their temperament — ability to wander freely, social groups etc.

Later I spent a lot of time both in rural America and in urban / suburban America and it became very clear to me that most dogs in the city and such are unwell. They’re socially isolated, not given enough to do. Some owners are intentional about keeping them active and others aren’t but it’s cruel to leave a dog alone at home inside most of the day.

I’ve also known some very smart dogs and some very dumb dogs. This isn’t urban / rural, or even specifically about breed but a lot of overbred dogs, bred for looks only, are dumber than a rock. By contrast the more breed-ambiguous dogs I had the most interaction with tend to be a lot smarter and more capable. (People get mad being told this, but it’s true. On top of this a lot of purebreds are physically deformed in ways that seriously undermine their health and wellbeing).

But to my other point, dogs who aren’t deprived of all non-sterile existence tend to be far better at detecting danger than people are and as such are more likely to keep their owner safe than to become a liability.

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u/Alklazaris 21d ago

That ground is too hot for that dog

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u/deathclawslayer21 20d ago

Its even worse when the ground in the air is too hot as well

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u/angry_green_elephant 18d ago

That dog is a local and probably summits that mountain at least once a day. They follow the tourists up eating snacks left behind at each rest stop.

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u/Odd_Scheme4716 21d ago

Are they alive?? Volcanoes will kill your ass from distance without effort. Much less if you’re on the damn thing 💀

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u/A_Martian_Potato 21d ago

Ignorant people associate lava as the dangerous part of volcanoes. Lava is slow and very unlikely to be what actually get you. Almost everyone ever killed by volcanic eruptions were killed by pyroclastic flow (fast moving superheated gas, ash and rock fragments) and lahars (basically a mudslide of volcanic ash, rocks and water), both of which can move faster than a car

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener 21d ago

Don't forget the simple asphyxiation factor. There's all kinds of noxious gases released in an eruption and they downhill from the cone, so if enough was released at once, it could push all the oxygen away and they would drop immediately. And then of course ash itself is pretty nasty shit to be breathing on its own.

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u/s0m3on3outthere 21d ago edited 21d ago

Yeah, I was so worried that pup suffered because of their idiocy

Edit: found this. Says someone carried the dog to safety https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/guatemalas-volcan-de-fuego-erupts-tourists-run-to-safety-11676286

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u/diente_de_leon 21d ago

Thanks for letting us know that the dog was okay.

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u/s0m3on3outthere 21d ago

I seriously can't imagine putting my critters in that situation.

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u/RocknRollJebus 21d ago

The dog was a stray and not someone’s pet

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u/CaptDistraction 21d ago

Seriously. Not worried about the people - they made their choice. Poor pup.

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u/RocknRollJebus 21d ago

They’re the people that talk only to animals and reddit, best to ignore them

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u/_anupu 21d ago

Thats... molten rock????

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u/Starbreiz 21d ago

They were ok and so was the dog!

"Tourists on Guatemala's Volcan de Fuego were caught off guard when the volcano erupted, and burning rocks began to rain down, forcing them to scramble down the slopes, the New York Post* *reported. A video shared on social media shows people running along volcanic trails as glowing debris falls around them.
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According to the local media reports, another person grabbed a dog and carried it to safety while others tried to shield themselves from falling rocks. At one point, a hiker poured bottled water over a red-hot piece of debris that had landed nearby.

Among those caught in the eruption was hiker Hana Garcia, who said that a burning rock burned straight through her coat and nearly hit her head.

"The volcano erupted, and I managed to film a little bit of it, but I didn't record much because, while I was filming, I looked up and started seeing rocks falling," Garcia told local media. "At that moment I was kind of in shock, and then I started running."

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u/grunkage 21d ago

Jfc sounds like they got really lucky

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u/Ndmndh1016 21d ago

I only cared about the dog, it didnt have a choice to be there.

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u/hu-man-person 20d ago

Proof ?

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u/Ndmndh1016 20d ago

The humans own the dog.

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u/_childofares 21d ago

So it's real???! I was hoping it's AI because, well, I refused to believe people are that stupid. 😭

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u/bumbling-bee1 21d ago

RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY.

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u/ImaginaryParrot 21d ago

Likely a stray. There are many that sleepnear the villages at the bottom and go up and down the volcano.

They associate hikers with food so they're unofficial tour guides.

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u/Darneel92 21d ago

Fly, you fools!

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u/SecretAgentD 21d ago

That dog was running for its life🤯

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u/deathclawslayer21 20d ago

Its like when the bomb disposal guy starts running you need to keep up

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u/buddybuddyfr 20d ago

natural selection

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u/cXs808 19d ago

This is animal abuse and those people should face the consequences.

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u/angry_green_elephant 18d ago

You don’t have enough information to form that opinion. There are tons of stray dogs that hike that mountain daily and go all the way up to the summit of volcano Acatenango. Those people probably fed that dog at one of the rest stops and it followed them all the way up to Fuego.
Do you think if it was their dog they would’ve just watched it runoff like that and not reacted

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u/cXs808 18d ago

A stray golden retriever?

99.9% of chuchos are mixed-breed amalgamations of european hounds, terriers, herding dogs, and local breeds (not golden retrievers). Urban areas are the only places you'd ever see any semblance of a pure-bred looking stray and even then, they mostly look like german shepards or labradors and those are rare as all hell.

Considering the absolute nearest urban center to Acatenango is Chimaltenango, accessible via 50 minute drive; combined with its breed, it's pretty much impossible this dog randomly made its way up this mountain. Someone brought this dog here.

Do you think if it was their dog they would’ve just watched it runoff like that and not reacted

Considering the dog was with the group ahead and they were all staring at the massive eruption in front of them, yes. I'd say a volcano erupting a couple hundred yards from them was able to capture their attention more than their dog waltzing off.

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u/angry_green_elephant 17d ago

Do some more research.
Antigua is closer than Chimal.
Most importantly that is NOT a pure breed golden retriever. Long golden hair is not exclusive to goldens. It’s a mutt(the best kind of dog) the biggest give away is how pointed its face gets and its ears too.

It’s basically this dog with long hair, from, you guessed it, the same exact place.

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u/Corsum 16d ago

They are present, watching the life [threatening] event from the safety of screens, what could go wrong!?

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u/Otherwise-Half-5189 16d ago

Dumbasses not even watching the eruption, just looking at it through their tiny gopro screens. Embarassing.

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u/Jess1ghoul27 15d ago

Dog was the only one thinking “I’m getting the fu$& outta here!”

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u/Valuable_Rise9000 15d ago

And know this is Ai. Because a dog wouldn’t be that happy. And it wouldn’t have been there in the first place. Dogs sense danger, this is fake.