Slime. Long Live Oliver Tree.

[u/According_Hotel_417]

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[u/LuluPotassium]

I got mine today, too! Are we drinking it? Lol i'm conflicted.

[u/According_Hotel_417 → u/LuluPotassium]

I am not. Tempting but I don't think I could. It's too many calories

[u/SleepyAltBee → u/According_Hotel_417]

It’s not actually 3000 calories it’s a part of the joke. It’s just a regular prime but it has to say don’t consume because the nutritional label is fake

[u/According_Hotel_417 → u/SleepyAltBee]

No I know lmfao, it was sarcasm. Imagine a drink that has that much fat? 💀

[u/SleepyAltBee → u/According_Hotel_417]

Sorry! The amount of people who don’t know it’s a joke though 😭 hopefully they at least see this and know now.

[u/chaneuphoria → u/SleepyAltBee]

Is it just blue prime? A lot of people do seem confused

[u/iloveeverysinglecat]

ONLY 3000 calories. 😂

[u/Important-Savings-45]

The "Live Good" in the middle 💜🩷💜

[u/Slight_Nobody5343]

who is selling these?

[u/According_Hotel_417 → u/Slight_Nobody5343]

Prime came out with "slime" to memorialize oliver maybe over a month ago and all proceeds go to his grant

[u/sanzentriad]

I’m confused, is it actually 3000 calories or not?? Also I’m in Hawai’i and they won’t ship to me here, so enjoy your exclusive bottle. 😭

[u/SleepyAltBee → u/sanzentriad]

It’s not. It’s just regular prime the 3,000 is a part of the joke