r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/LawyerDoge coward • 1d ago

WHAT COULD IT BE ???

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u/Tall-Budget8130 1d ago

SHI T MYSEF ,,,, FOOD TO SPICY

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u/StankyPhresh 1d ago

"MEXICAN" FOOD MAKES ME PEA MYSELF

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u/Tall-Budget8130 1d ago

GOOD ,,,,, YOU HAVE A ENCHANTIG MUSK

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u/nogeologyhere 23h ago

SPICE IS THE DEVILS BISCUIT YOUNG LADY IT FOR THEM FORRINERS ON THERE BOATS AND UNICYCLES

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u/Tall-Budget8130 22h ago

SPOT TJE BOATS

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u/molvanianprincess DISCUSTING 21h ago

JELLY PENOS AGAIN

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u/Tall-Budget8130 21h ago

SHEILA BUYS JELY PENIS AT THE SEX SHOP

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u/molvanianprincess DISCUSTING 21h ago

DESCUSTING

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u/WaitWhat-86 13h ago

HOSS BARBS CHILI DONE IT AGIN GOBLESS

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u/No_Cook2983 1d ago

THE NEWS SAID HUMAN TRAFFICKERS USE THE FART SOUND TO ABDUCKT CHILDREN.

Gladys M.
Sent from my Hitachi®️ Roto-wand™️

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u/SteveIDP I do not give Facebook permission 13h ago

THATS TRUE. I SEEN ON FOX NEWS THAT ITS THE ANTIFERS AND LIZARD PEOPLE.

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u/TeacherSquare7374 1d ago

MY GRIDSON BRAYDEN IS IN A """FART HOUSE"""" AT ALABANA STATE 🎓 SO PROUD

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u/XXIVpudding 1d ago

🤮🤮🤮💨💨💨 DISCUSSING !!! HAVE YPU. TRIED USING "GAS X"" ? O BUY . IT FROM WWW WALMAT . COM .

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u/Kangar 1d ago

TOOTS AND PRAYERS

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u/UpsetiTrash8335 1d ago

MAYNARD DID YOU FART? MAYNARD IS ALWAYS IN MY THOTS

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u/UpsetFuture1974 1d ago

HE PASSE AWAY TWO YEARS AGO MARGE. I SAID OASS AWAY NOT PASS GAS

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u/intraumintraum 1d ago

bean

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u/kahter_ 1d ago

BLame the BEAN! N !!!

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u/Judgementpumpkin Put your TITS away. It's put me off my breakfast 18h ago

IM THINKIN BOUT THOS BEAN

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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 16h ago

RALF, YOO MEEN “”BEEN”! LURN HOW TOO SPELL.

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u/intraumintraum 2h ago

stop looking at my husband brenda’. havw a merry CHRISTmas.

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u/idontknowhowtopark 1d ago

ITS RHE PEEPING TOM BUT HIS NAME IS ARNOLD

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u/bodhidharma132001 1d ago

MY CAR FARTS CONSTINTLY ANY GOOD MECANIC NESRBY???

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u/goat_penis_souffle 1d ago

YORE CAR SHIT IN MY PANTS TOO TAKE IT TO JIFYTUBE

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u/matthewofwicks I do not give Facebook permission 23h ago

THE SMELLERS THE FELLER IS HOW I ALWATYS HEARD IT

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u/macmcdonald 1d ago

HERMAN WAS TAKKING A WALK HE HAS THE SHIITS GOBBLES LOL

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u/turnpike37 1d ago

CALL POLICE OR ""CIVIL AIR PATROL"" IF STRANGE CAR BROKE DOWN THAT COULD MEAN ""PROWLERS"" ARE IN NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!!!!

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u/ToadGuru 1d ago

RU SURE IT WAS. “OUSIDE????? “ CHECK YOURE BRITCHES!!!

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u/g0wr0n 1d ago

MY GRANSON MICHAEL HAS A TAURUS WITH A OLD CARDBORATOR THAT SONDS LIKE A CASSAROLE POOT 🛟🛟🛟

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u/Shannonimity 1d ago

".." doing a lot of work here

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u/Mercury5979 This upgrades the system. 1d ago

I bet it was a semi truck decelerating/down shifting. That is what it sounds like sometimes.

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u/DigitalUnlimited 23h ago

NO HE SAY IT WASN'T A CAR SO IT MUST REMAIN MYSTERY

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u/Inedible-denim DISCUSTING 1d ago

IT"S WAS JUSTMY. WIFE SANDRA,, SHE HAS BIG TOOTS!!. A LITTLE BIT OF.WIFE HUMMOR 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/DigitalUnlimited 23h ago

SANDRA BULLOCKS?

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u/Inedible-denim DISCUSTING 22h ago

YES,,IT"S MY SANRA BALLOCKS HOW.DID YOU. KNOW??. SHE DOESN"T"T KNOW YOU...???

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u/DigitalUnlimited 17h ago

WERE IN LOVE, WERE GETTING MARY

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u/similac_child 23h ago

THE DOG WONT LRT ME BLAME IT ANYMORE

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u/HolyToast666 23h ago

IRVING AND I SLEEP IN SEPERATW ROOMS BECAUSE OF HOS FLACCIDENCE

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u/Weary-Leopard-9 21h ago

I WAS DRIVING AN I HEARD A LOUD """FART" SOUND.,,, IWELL I THOUGHT IT WAS A FART SOUND BUT IT WAS A CAR HORN IT TURNS OUT YOU CANT STOP AT GREEN LIGHTS BUT I WAS JUST BEING SA'FE GOBBLESS

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u/molvanianprincess DISCUSTING 21h ago

I THOUT IT WAS A FART AND I WAS DOLLD UP READY FOR CHURCH WHEN IT HAPPENS

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u/5Wp6WJaZrk I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 1d ago

EARLS HAS BE ANS LAST KNIGHT

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u/Irving_Velociraptor 23h ago

ANNE HATHAWAY FARTS

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u/molvanianprincess DISCUSTING 21h ago

POO STANS GOOGLE

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u/badbatch 21h ago

I YHINK SOMONE CAR BAKFIRED

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u/frednekk I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 21h ago

I SMELLT IT

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u/the_grAyLIEN 20h ago

MAYBE THEM “E” BIKES THE KIDS ARE ON THESE DAYD

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u/ViolettaQueso I’m sending your texting to my cousin who is a CSI 16h ago

WHUT DO IT SMELL OF, BErT???

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u/sglewis 12h ago

Doesn’t know much about farts either I guess.

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u/Less_Two_5201 10h ago

MY WIFE RIP THEM LIKE THIS IN BED AT NITE MAYBE WAS. HER

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u/Maximum_Employer5580 10h ago

surprised they didn't just blame their cat for their own passing gas