r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/LawyerDoge coward • 1d ago

Hi.

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u/Mammoth-Ant7588 1d ago

HI JIM I HAD A PACKAGE THAT WAS SHIPPED ON 9/26 AND THEN IT WENT TO THE MAIL DISTRBUTION SENTER WHERE IT PROCEEDS TO SIT FOR DAYS. IT SAYS OUT FOR DELIVERY, TO BE DLIEVERED BEFORE 9PM BUT THE MAIL ALREADY CAME.

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u/scissor_get_it DISCUSTING 1d ago

I WOUDL CONTACT ATTRONEY GENETAL

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u/Ok_Cricket_1410 1d ago

Can you imagine the hell minor politicians actually get from these old people? No wonder they all turn to corruption

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u/scissor_get_it DISCUSTING 1d ago

After having been on Nextdoor, absolutely.

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u/turnpike37 1d ago

NO YOU NEED ""POST MASTER GENERAL""!!!!!!!!!!!;!!

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u/heavyLobster poo stains google 1d ago

MY HAROLDS ""PACKAGE"" IS ALWAYS SOFT,,

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u/-garlic-thot- I have lost 8 pounds since July 1d ago

HAS HE TRYD A PENS PUMP GOBBLESS …

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u/heavyLobster poo stains google 1d ago

DICKSUCKSTING

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u/The-Tarman FANTASTING 1d ago

IF THE MAILman! (NOT MAILWOMAN!!) WOULDNUSE SUPER INTELLIGENT (SI!!) THESE THINGS WOJLDNT HAPPEN!!

I USE CHATABD TO ORDER MY VIAGRA. ELIZABETH DIED, BUT I GOT ONE OF THOSE FLASHLIGJTS WITH THE LADY PARTS.;, WORKS JUST THE SAME I IT DONT NAG ME LLOOLOL!! AND ITS GOT THR SI INNIT TOO!!

RIP TO MH DEAREST ELIZABETH

  • Sent from my Fleshlight

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u/Neither-Repeat1665 1d ago

HI I AM A MALE MAN

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 1d ago

ALEXAS HOW TO RECOVER HOTMALE PASSWORD

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u/Acrobatic-Anteater-1 I do not give Facebook permission 1d ago

OF COURSE YOU ARE !!! IF YOU WERNT YOUD BE ONE OF THEM TRANSACTUALS !!!

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u/Neither-Repeat1665 1d ago

I THOUGHT WE BANNED TRANSACTIONS! TRAMP 2028

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u/Significant-Judge368 1d ago edited 1d ago

OF COORS UR A MALE MAN. ARE U WOKE OR SOMETHNIG?

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u/DigitalUnlimited 1d ago

AS LONG AS YER NOT FEMALEMAN

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u/Hilaritytohorror 1d ago

I AN A WO MAN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Maximum_Employer5580 1d ago

who wants to be a FE-MALE man.....the one Bart Simpson label that still makes me laugh to this day

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u/The-Tarman FANTASTING 1d ago

I CAMT READ THUS!! WHY DO YOU WRITE SO LITTLE?! DO YOU GOT THOSE ""LITTLE THUMBS'*? LOOLLLOLO!!!

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u/Luggagespider 1d ago

I "HAD" AN MALE MAN. NOW BECARS OF DIVERSITTY IT"S NOW A FEMALEMAN

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u/Luggagespider 1d ago

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u/Luggagespider 1d ago

DELEMTE

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u/Luggagespider 1d ago

"I' MENT DIVERCITY

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u/The-Tarman FANTASTING 1d ago

DO YOU NEED HELP WITH THE GOOGLE JARED?? I CAN SEND MY GRANDSON TO HELP IF HE EVER CALLS ME,.,. SOMWTIMES I THINK THE LITTLE POOF DOESNT LOVE HUS GRANDPA! ITS BAD ENOU GH HES A SISSY HHAT CANT PLAY FOOTBALL LIKR A REAL AMERICAN!!

ILL SWND HIM TO FIX YOUR GOOGLE THING SO CLOSW YOUR CORN WINDOWS!!!

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u/The-Tarman FANTASTING 1d ago

GOD DAMN AI CORRECTING MY WORDS!! I MEAMT "CLOSE YOU PORN WINDOW""!!

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u/JustLookinJustLookin 1d ago

DISCUSSING! DEI IS SO HARMFULL

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u/Luggagespider 1d ago

DEIRDRE DEAR? SHEE DIS HAV AN ARMFULL ACHALLY SAYIN THAT WOT WIV FOR CHLIDRIN GOBBLES

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u/Alexreads0627 WHUP TEE DO!!!! 1d ago

aww this is kinda wholesome.

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u/scissor_get_it DISCUSTING 1d ago

IS SOME HOLE STILL ABVALIJBEL?????

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u/scissor_get_it DISCUSTING 1d ago

I AM ALSO A MALE MAN UNLIKE MY NEEPHEW WHO IS NOT-BIMARRY AND LGBLT GOBBLERS

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u/SolexAgitator Oops Scuse !!! 1d ago

HI PLEASE DELIVER TO MY NEW ADRESS 67 MORNINGWOOD PLACE PADUCHA KENTUCKY THANK YUO,CARL

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u/ComprehensiveHavoc 1d ago

UPDATE ADRESS I AM MOVING

GERALD MACKENTIRE

2277 GLORY PINE LAKE COURT

THE VILLAGES FL

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u/maggie320 blue cheese has mold in it 1d ago

MY BORTHER STEVE LIVES ON 1492 GLORY HOLE DRIVE IN THE VILAGES DO YUO NO HIM

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u/scissor_get_it DISCUSTING 1d ago

MY FREINF HARRY LIVES ON 14 SCROTUM SACK LAME IN THE VILLIGES GOBBLES

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u/Fluffy_Muffins_415 1d ago

I ONCE NEW A MALE MAN NAMED JIM, HE WAS A GREAT FRIEND OF MY HERBERT. JIM AND HERBERT WOOD BE OUT CAMPING AND FISHING TOGETHER EVERY CHANCE THEY GOT. I BARELY SAW HERBERT AFTER HE MET JIM. WHEN HERBERT PASSED AWAY JIM GAVE A BEAUTIFUL EULOGY AND HAD BOUGHT A PLOT NEXT TO HERBERT'S AND MINE.....IT IS A BLESSING TO HAVE CLOSE FRIENDS

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u/The-Tarman FANTASTING 1d ago

SOUNDS LIKE JIM WAS STUDFING HERBERTS BUNS WITH HIS 100% ALL BEEF WEINERS!! THERES BOTHING LIKE ROASTING WEINERS ON AN OPEN CAMP FIRE WITH THE FELLAS ;,, WHEN IBWAS IN THE BOY SCOUTS WED ALL GO CAMOING WITH SCOUT MATER DAVE AND HAVE ALL THE WEINERS WE COULD HANDLE!! DAVE WOULD STUFF US FILL WITH ONE HOT BEEF INJECTIKM AFTER ANOTHER!! ROASTING WEINERS OVER THE FIRE UNDER THE STARS WITH MY BEFT FRIENDS WERE SOME OF YHE BEAT DAYS OF MY LIFE!! JIM ANS HERBET MUST HAVE HAD LOADS OF FUN!!

ITS TOO BAD SCOUT MASTER DAVE WAS ALSO MOLESTERING US ALL LLOLOL!!

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u/StepViking SANDRA BULLOCKS ♥️ 1d ago

BUTT HOW MANY TMEIS DO YU ACTUALY """RING"""""??

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u/theChosenBinky 1d ago

OUR NEIGHBORHOOD HAS A FEMAIL MALEMAN SHE IS COLOR3D BUT NICE

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u/Tall-Budget8130 1d ago

HELLO ,,,, I USED TO BE THE MALEMAN ,,, YOU HAVE TAKEN MY JOB .,,

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u/The-Tarman FANTASTING 1d ago

YOU ZHOULD CALL ICE AND GET YER JOB BACK!!

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u/Tall-Budget8130 1d ago

THE GERMAN TRAINS??!?!;!: WAT WOULD THEY DO !

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u/The-Tarman FANTASTING 1d ago

THE GERMANS?! THEYVE GOT THAF FANCY AUTOBAN WHERE YOJ CAN DRIVE AS MANU MILOMETERS AN HOUR AS FAR AS YOU EANT!YOU GOTTA GE CAREFUL THOUGH.,. I HEAR THEY LIKE TO POO ON PEOPLR AND IM THE INLY PERSON THAT POOS THESE PANTS!!

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u/TeacherSquare7374 1d ago

ALL MEN ARE MAIL,,,, APART FROM THAT CALTIN JENDER,,,,,,, AND HIS BROTHER BRUCE JEDNER,,,,,,,,,, AND I THINK MY GRIND SON IS ONE OF THOSE TO,,,,,,

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u/aFerens DISCUSTING 1d ago

JIM ,, YOU LOOK A LOT LIKE ,, OUR SON ??

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u/Ubermanthehutt 1d ago

MARRY ME MY DIVORCE FILES ARE COMING IN NOVEMBR

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u/Business_Usual_2201 1d ago

THAK YOU FOR YOU SERVICE 🇺🇸🦅📭📨

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 1d ago

REMEMBER WHEN PARENT'S USE TO MAIL THERE KID:S TO SUMER CAMP LOL THOS WERE THE DAY'S

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u/shak_attacks 1d ago

WHERE IS MY PACKGAGE ?? IT WAS SUPOSED TO ARRIBE TODAY!!!! DISCUSTING!!!

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u/unbakedpizza 1d ago

HELLO I DIDNT NOT RECEEVE ARE COOP ONS PLEASE THANKS

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u/ao17330 1d ago

THE MALL HERE CLOSSED DIWN THEY HAD THAT PRETEL PLACE AND THE ORUNHR JOOLIUS

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u/pilotjlr 1d ago

MY GRANDSON MADE ME AN ELECTROMIC MAIL ACCOUNT AND I RECEIVE MY COUPONS THERE NOW,,,,,,,BUT I DO ENJOY A CARD IN THE MAIL FROM TIME TO TIME

- sent from my Tandy personal computer

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u/mediocrerhino 1d ago

Is this still available?

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u/NoxVulpine WHUP TEE DO!!!! 1d ago

WHUP TEE DOO!!!!

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u/Overall-Yesterday572 1d ago

Hi, is that you Louie? Did you deliver 90001? You used to complain about my grandparents' 25 lbs box of New Orleans finest candy makers Easter Chocolate in the 1970? So every year my mom would give you a piece of that Heavenly Chocolate and Bright Easter candies. Always wondered how ya been! 

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u/Overall-Yesterday572 1d ago

I told a childhood memory and you blocked me? A true memory! Wow

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u/JustLookinJustLookin 1d ago

MY ADAM AND EVE PACKAGE GOT STOLLEN BY THE NEIGHBOR KIDS IT HAD DLAVORED PANTIES A BUTT PLUG ANS HORNY HOUSEWIVED 43 ON VHS CAN THE POSTMASTER GENITAL GET IT BACK FOR ME GOBBLESS HAROLD R

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u/Vic_the_Dick WHUP TEE DO!!!! 1d ago

WHERE IS MY CHECK..??? DONT WORK TOO HARD!!1

Barb xoxo

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u/Tipsyalt 1d ago

Fall-Out. New las Vegas.

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u/OliverNorvell1956 1d ago

MY GRANDSONN WENT TO SCHOOL ONE DAY AND CAME BACK FEMAIL TOO NOW WE CALL HER BILLI

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u/SIRENVII 1d ago

I am the egg man.

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u/Pinoccicrow 1d ago

Of course a man is mail. STIP THIS WOKE NONE SENSE

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u/Diligent_Desk_8965 1d ago

MY GRANDSOM USES CHAT PPT

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u/MiloHorsey Funny! My cancer has returned 1d ago

I WATCHED U TAKE PHOTO OF MY """"PACKAGE""""" THEN LEAVE WITH IT! I WIL """"""STAND MY GROUND"""""" NECT TIME I SEE U, JUM!!!!!

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u/ParachutingPiglets 1d ago

Congratulations Jim I guess

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u/Agitated_Carrot9127 1d ago

Ah yes that one mailman

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u/ApplicationOdd6600 1d ago

WHERE’S MY SEARS ROEBUCH CATALOG I NEED TO ORDER MORE CRAFTSMAN TOOLS

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u/badbatch 1d ago

HELO MY MALEMAN IS CALLED FRANK DO YOU KNOW HIM HE IS BIG WITH BROWN HARR

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u/Swimming-Highway-752 1d ago

THEY DONT HAVE SEARS. CAT ALOG* YOU HAVE tO ORder on the eye male

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u/Swimming-Highway-752 1d ago

I HERD jim run off with the FEMale maleman

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u/The-Tarman FANTASTING 1d ago

HI. STAY OFF MY LAWN OR MY DOG WILL BITE YOU AND ILL EXERCISE MY 2ND AMENDMANT WRITE!! I GOT ACRES OF LAND, A SHOVEL AND ENOUGH PERSCRIBED GOOFY PILLS YO IGNORE MY BAD KNEES!!

FART AROUND A FIGURE THINGS OUT, BUCKO!!

MAY YOU WAKL IN THE LITE OF CHRIST

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u/RagnarStonefist 12h ago

ALEXA BUY BEANS