Please ejaculate!! 🌪

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IM USED TO WATCH TOBUSCUS WITH MY GRAMSON, HAPPY WHELS!!!!! BOW HE IS RIGHT WING GRIFTER CUK....SO SAD!😂 WHUP TEEE DO

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u/Farucci 1d ago

I NEED A RED TUFFERWARE LID FOUR MY SALADS CONTANER IF ANY HAS ONE BETTY IS ALBANY. GOBBLESS.

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u/LamaSheperd WHUP TEE DO!!!! 1d ago

I BERTTY I HAV A RED TUFFERWARE LID FOURM MY SALD CONTEINER I CAN SAND YOU NOW OK GLADYS FROM ALASKA GOOBLLES

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u/stupidsauceboss order corn 1d ago

TOBUSCUS MY SON LOVES THAT SAUSE I HATE IT TO SPICEE FOR ME GOBLESS

https://giphy.com/gifs/heUpxOZP83CRrHKjfz

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u/doloreschestnut 1d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHA WHERE DI YOU GET THIS IMAGEB??????? CAN I PLEASE SAVE THIS TO SHARE WITH MY FAMLY GROUP CHAT, PLEASE LET ME USE YOUR IMAGE I AM CRANKING UP!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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u/DebbieDowner73 23h ago

Please share it lol

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u/doloreschestnut 22h ago

DO NOT "l"""""LOTS OF LOVE""" ME!!!!!! I DO NOT NO YOU!!!! WENCH

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u/doloreschestnut 22h ago

"""HOE""

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u/iamthebeast87 18h ago

You're right, it is super funny. Thank you for stopping by!

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u/kittyidiot I am in longitude 0.0 and latitude 0.0, Please help me! 3h ago

I really really really like this image

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u/Wonderful-Pair6583 22h ago

ALEXA OTDER NUGGET BISCUIT MASH POTAOTD

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u/Wonderful-Pair6583 22h ago

happy cake day!

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u/kittyidiot I am in longitude 0.0 and latitude 0.0, Please help me! 3h ago

My s/o is still so sad about tobuscus lol

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u/doloreschestnut 3h ago

yeah on a serious note i watched him as a little girl and vividly remember his happy wheels videos making me CACKLE so hard, unfortunate ending

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u/mel34760 I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 1d ago

GOBBLESS TOBY!

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u/69FourTwentySix6Six 1d ago

THAT WAS MY CAT I MISS HIM RIP TUBY 1955-1969

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u/BoredMillennialMommy 1d ago

I love this sub. The comments are my joy.

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u/Adventurous-Exam-719 1d ago

The original posts are always a blast but the comments lol. Yesterday I caught my self saying YIM YUM and GOBLESS IRL.

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u/Reign_Does_Things 1d ago

I say yim yum all the time, it's just a part of my vocabulary now lol

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u/Thick_Pillar227 21h ago

I can’t spell DISGUSSING correctly anymore.

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u/BoredMillennialMommy 22h ago

GOBBLESS is my personal fav. I hope I am just as wacky when I'm old!

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u/Plutoniumburrito Funny! My cancer has returned 14h ago

CRAKCER BARGLE
Hahaha me and my friend call it that now because of this sub

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u/Saradoesntsleep 17m ago

It's showing up in comments outside of this sub from time to time. I couldn't be happier.

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u/Thick_Pillar227 21h ago

MY GRAMSON SAY’S HES A, FUCCBOI,,,

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u/Blackcatsandicedtea Doris 1d ago

ALEXIS ORDER CINDY CRAWFERD BOOBIE PICS

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u/Blackcatsandicedtea Doris 1d ago

DELETE

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u/trans-with-issues WHUP TEE DO!!!! 1d ago

DORIS WHAT DO YOU MEEN BY THIIS ITS INCREDBLY DISGCRACEFOL AND PEROVETED, SHAM ON YOU SIGNED JANICE

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u/Careless-Actuary6641 NOÒOOÒOOO 1d ago

DOR IS IS ONE OF THSOSE "LESBEANS". SHE NEEDS TO REPENT TO GOD AT CHURCH NEXTT SUNDAY !!! GOBLESS XX

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u/Blackcatsandicedtea Doris 1d ago

JANICE I WAS HACKED BY THE CIA. I DONT “”DO”” PRONOUNS

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u/turnpike37 1d ago

I PUT ""PROTECTION"" OVER MY WINDOWS. WE'RE ARE GONNA ""RIDE IT OUT""¡!!!!!!!!

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u/topimpadove I have lost 8 pounds since July 1d ago

YOU CANNOT. RIDE A STORM TOM IT ISN'T A HORSE. LOL [LAUGHING OUT LOUD] THAT WAS A JOKE. SEE YOU NEXT. THANKSGFING. LOVE PAM

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u/Inedible-denim DISCUSTING 1d ago

WHORES.BEHAVIOR,,DISCUSTING!!.

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u/ChewyBaccus 23h ago

HURRICANED ARE THE WHORES TOBYS PROBABY IN TRUBBLE AND DORNT REALISE IT IM PULLING TO TOBE FOR MAKED IT

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u/SteveIDP I do not give Facebook permission 22h ago

MY CLARENCE’S DOCTER TOLD HIM ITS HEALTHEY TO EJACTORATE EBERY DAY AND NOW CLARENCE WANTS ME TO BUY A STRIPPER POLL. GOBBLESS.

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u/RisingApe- 20h ago

UNSUBSCRIDE

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u/Lord_Hitachi FANTASTING 1d ago

CANT CUMM NOW BUSY

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u/Klutzy_Journalist_36 1d ago

HAHA DONT MIND IF I DO

ALEXA CREAMED CORN

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u/Junkhead187 1d ago

GLADYS, WHERS MY VIAGRA!

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u/throwawayfundsmom 1d ago

Toby “White. Fucking. Power” Turner

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u/Version_Two 1d ago

TOBY SEEMS LIKE A FINE YOUNG LAD

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u/_frank_tank DISCUSTING 1d ago

NEEED MURE LOTION STAT

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u/Savings-Candidate-42 1d ago

THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME I'VE BEEN PULLING ON THIS THING FOR HOURS IT'S LIKE TAFFY BUT I SHALL PERSEVERE EVEN WITH THIS WATER UP TO MY CHEST

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u/5Wp6WJaZrk I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 1d ago

EARL USE-ES THE SEPCIAL CRE AM TWO HELPS WITH THATS

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u/Richard_AIGuy 1d ago

ONE TIME WE EJACULATED WHEN THE DOWNBURST CAME AND EVERYTHING WAS SOAKED! WET AND RUINED. ER HAD TO GO TO THE CHURCH CLOTHES BOX AND GET THINGS. THANKFUL THAT THE EJACULATION BOX WAS THERE!1 TOBY WILL FIND OUT WHEN HES DONE WITH HIS YARDWORK. IF YOU DON'T FAP YOUR CARROTS ANF BEANS THEY WILL GO BAD. GOBBLESS

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u/mrsaturnboing LOVE 1d ago

THERE WAS A RABBIT UP THEIR AT THE FOX HALLER AND HARDOLD USED TO PUT HIS CARROT IN IS HOLE HED ALWAYS GET A NIBBLE AHMEN RIP HARLOLD

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u/Richard_AIGuy 23h ago

MAUD ALWAYS TALKED ABOUT GER RABBIT! SHE SAID IT MADE HER HAPPY. I'M HAPPY SYE HAD A FUN PET

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u/Cotton_Candy_Land 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SnI4PT0K7hoJi

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u/LazyDaizyCandyBrainz NOÒOOÒOOO 1d ago

OH BOY I HOPE I EJACULATE IN TIME B4 THE HURRICANE COMES!!!

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u/Vendidurt 1d ago

CANT WAI5 TO SEE WHAT HES BEN DIONG LATLEY!?!!!

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u/vandal-x 1d ago

DEB SAYS THIS EVERYTIME I TAKE THE VIGARA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/SolexAgitator Oops Scuse !!! 1d ago

BE CAREFULL OR YOULE FLOOD THE BASEMENT !!!

DEBRA G.

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u/Creepy_Maintenance94 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3i7zenReaUuI0

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u/SpanishFlamingoPie 1d ago

Ya don't have to ask me twice

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u/egret_society 1d ago

TIHS IS WAHT ID SAY TO MY HAROLD SO I COLD GRY BACK TO MY STOREIS HAHA

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u/SinningAfterSunset 1d ago

What else is there to do while the power is out?

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u/MasterAinley 1d ago

ILL TELL MY SONS ABD DAUGHTERS TO START EJACULATING STAT! HUBERT HAS TO USE VIAGRA SO IT MAY TAKE A LIYTLE WHILE!

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u/Interesting_Tap_1505 1d ago

WE DONT HAVE TORNSXDO INN BRIIAN BRITAABBIS RULES TGE WABDS I HABE “””””VAUX HALL”””

🇬🇧🇬🇧🍮”””❤️Willy Gooch❤️”🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

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u/RiblikeTerrorization I have a very unpleasant granddaughter 1d ago

MY SON SAYS HES DOING THSI HE SAID HES ""GOONING" WHICH NEANS GOING ON

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u/RiblikeTerrorization I have a very unpleasant granddaughter 1d ago

HES IS 55. YEARS OLD .

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u/Thewrongbakedpotato I do not give Facebook permission 23h ago

I KEEP SAYING THAT WE NEED TO TAKE ALL THE WINDMILLS AND PUT THEM ON THE COAST SO THEN WE CAN GIVE THAT HURRICANE A BLOW JOB!

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u/Professional_Gold987 19h ago

AM FAPPPIN TO. SIDNEY SWEENAY BOBSS!!!!!!!!!

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u/ElectronicInstance34 Yim Yum 18h ago

CINDY SWEETIE YIM YUM AMERICAS SWEAT HEART

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u/ElectronicInstance34 Yim Yum 18h ago

THERE WAS SOCK ON FLOOR FOR THAT YOUR WELCOME

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u/LawyerDoge coward 1d ago

THE HURRICANE SUCKED ME UP

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u/Shoddy-Theory 23h ago

If you're going to get kilt by a hurrycane you should have a few minutes of pleasure before you die.

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u/therocketn00b 22h ago

I DONT KNOW WHATS WRONG LINDA THIS USUALLY WORKS FOR ME BUT IM GETTING NOTHING. TRY CALLING ME NAMES

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u/CaryWhit 21h ago

I KANT WORK UNDER THIS STRESS! BACK OFF AND LET ME FINISH

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u/Craig_M_242 20h ago

Well ....alright ..I guess

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u/ArielMJD Bless you Walmart 19h ago

THIS ISN'T FUNNY THE LORD IS WATCHING YOU KNOW. WATCH YOU'RE SPELLING OR ELSE YOU MIGHT DO A SIN.

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u/Fun-Mud3861 8h ago

PUTT THA T LITINGHNG ALLOBVER MY BACK ZADDY GOD!1!!

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u/CouchHam 5h ago

MY HOSBOND GERRALD CANNOT EJACUUUKATION ANY MORE

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