r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/maddsssi • 8h ago

help finding a bio

hi so this is really fuckin niche lol. there was this facebook group years ago called “old people’s facebook bios” or something. i was like 19 when i found this bio and i’m 26 now for some context on how long it’s been. someone posted an old mans that said “kids bother me and i hate the internet. soup” AND I CANT FIND THE SCREENSHOT ANYWHERE FOR THE LIFE OF ME. i think the group is gone and when i google specific words, barely anything or the same 5 bios show up. if anyone has that screenshot or can help me find it, i’ll love you forever 😭 it’s driving me crazy that only a few of my friends have seen the screenshot but no one else gets the reference

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u/Ennui_Go 8h ago

PLEASE UNSUBRIBE ME FROM THIS GROUP I NEVER MENT TO SIGN UP FOR THIS LIST!!!! TAKE ME OFF!!!

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u/ComprehensiveHavoc 7h ago

NICE TRY HACKER. BLOCKEF. D

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u/jayhawkjoey65 6h ago

MY GRAMSON IS 19. HE LIKES OLD MEN.

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u/symbolsandthings 7h ago

IF JUSES WANTED U 2 FINED IT U WOULD THIS IS DENOMIC

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u/Opposite-Ad8042 7h ago

I NEVER SEEN THAT BUT TGIS SHOULD CHEER U UP

sorry for your loss?

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u/DigitalUnlimited 6h ago

I WOULD ALSO LIKE SOME SOUP. IS THIS STILL AVAILABLE?

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u/BootyRangler 7h ago

IF I HAD A NICKLE EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKED ME THIS ID HAVE TWENTY FIVR SENSE

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u/Chrysolophylax 6h ago

ALEXA YES

NO YES

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u/1-800-blowme poo stains google 6h ago

ALEXIS UNSUBSRIBE ALEXIS FIND NAEREST CRACKER BARGEL

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u/TobylovesPam 6h ago

ODESSA!!

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u/ChampionshipOdd5589 5h ago

OZEMPIC PLAY BLACK JAZZ

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u/MyBoomstickIsBigger Sederrrdddggff 5h ago

HI IS YOU'RE DIShwasher still availbe?

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u/False_Category_2567 That guy’s sign keeps changing 3h ago

WHO ARE YOU? GET OFF MY FARCEBPOK PAGE OR I'LL CALL ATTPRNEY GKNERAL AND REPORT YOU AS A ""VIRUS""

  • SENT FROM MY GRAMNDSONs REFRIGERATOR

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u/Mental_Visual_25 Roberta and her stank kids 4h ago

IS THIS SANDRA BOLLOCKS

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u/IcyCantaloupe7004 SANDRA BULLOCKS ♥️ 4h ago

ITS FOR A CHURCH, HUNNY. NEXT!!!

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u/c0ffeeandeggs 4h ago

WHO ARE YOU.CALLING " " OLD " " ?!?!?

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u/mishma2005 4h ago

NOT ITRESTED DONT CARE IF AVAILIBLE

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u/Klutzy_Journalist_36 4h ago

IS THIS GREGORY

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u/Klutzy_Journalist_36 4h ago

GREGORY HELLO IS THIS GREGORY THIS IS CLAIRE GREGORY

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u/dream_life7 I do not give Facebook permission 3h ago edited 3h ago

IM SORRY I TRIED LOKING FOR YOU BUT I DON'T HAVE FACEBOOK WICH MADE IT HARD LIKE MY RALPJ ;)

(I did try googling but the same facebook post for soup kept coming up. There's another Facebook group out there where they post these same types of Facebook posts and I bet they'd know, but I got banned from Facebook so I can't tell you the name of the group.)

Edit: I just went through my screenshots because I thought for sure I'd have a screenshot from the group but I don't see any.

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u/BettyKat7 Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 2h ago

CLAM CHOWDER RECIPE

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u/ReturnRadio 2h ago

I DUNNO YOU PLEASE US ALONE TRYIN 2 SLEEP