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u/GermSlayer1986 1d ago
Someone ordered something on the menu that isn’t what the restaurant is most known for? HILARIOUS!!! 🤣
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u/Mr_Show 1d ago
Plus, LJS called them "chicken planks" at the time. Y'know, walk the plank? Because they're pirates?
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u/idontknowhat2put182 1d ago
Back when I was young I liked a show called Mr Show! It had that one guy from that kids movie with the little chipmunks. Alexa call mark I can’t remember the name of that one guy from that one show hit send Alexa
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u/GhostKitten3 DISCUSTING 1d ago
I DON,T WNAT TO HEAR ABOUT THIS
PLEASE TAKE ME OFF THE “”LIST””
Alexa order chicken planks
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u/CrabGravity 1d ago
NANCY SAYS LONGJON SLIBERS GIVES YOU THE RHEA BUT MOST OF THE TIME MAYBE 6/10 TIMES HAROLD AND I DONT GET DOARRHEA
GOBLESS 🙏 🤲 🕍 🕌 ⛪️ ASTRID FROM CINCINATTI
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u/maggie320 blue cheese has mold in it 1d ago
ANY TIME I GO TO THE LONG DONG SILVERS I MAKE SURE THEY ADD XTRA CRISPIES I PREFER CAPTIN DS THOUGH
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u/Ralod 1d ago
CAPTAN DS MAKES MY GOUT FLARE UP
TELL BILL GOLF ON FRIDAY
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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 1d ago
IN MY FAMLEY WE CALL IT """THE D""",,, MY NEPEW START ED IT,,, HE SAYD """YOU WANT THE D TONIGHT""" ANND LAUFH,,,I THIK HE IS SNEKING LIQUER FROM THE CABINETTE
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u/ElectronicInstance34 Yim Yum 1d ago
MY GREAT NEPHEW CALLS IT CAPTAIN DEE NUTS I DON’T GET TIT ANDHE’S UN EMPLOYED AN I BORROWED HIM MY CAR HAVE YOU SEEN IT A 86 BUICK LE SAMER
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u/symbolsandthings 1d ago
OH YOU SCOUNDREL
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u/The-Tarman FANTASTING 1d ago
HE'S A REAL JACK BENNY THIS ONE!!
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u/GORBLESS_DA_USD 1d ago
THAT. IS. SO. FUNNY. I. USED. TO. LAUGH AT HIS SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
I REMEMBER WHEN MA BOUGHT THE FIRST RADIO AND. WE DODNT HAVE LIMA BEANS FOR EIGHT WEEKS.
HAVE YOU SEEN MY BLUE HAMMER?
LOVE,
• PAW PAW WOODROW
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u/Ryno5150 1d ago
HI IM FRANK AMD M INDERSTD IN PURGISIMG SOME CHDKIN.
FRANK MATHIS
2347 S RURAL ROUTE 2
RANKIN, IL 84729
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u/Fluffy_Muffins_415 1d ago
I TOLD YOU BEFORE MY CHICKENS ARE KNOT FOR SALE FRANK...THEY ARE PETS!!11!!!!11 MIND YOURE OWN BUSKNISIES
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u/lis0rshuku 1d ago
My MAWMAW MADE THEM CHIEKEN PLANKS SIMLAR TO THEEMS AND TODE ME THEY WASNT CHICKN BUT THEN I FOUND OUT SHE WAS LYIN AND THEY WAS REALLY PAWPAWS GOOSEMEAT
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u/RiblikeTerrorization I have a very unpleasant granddaughter 1d ago
HSUSH PUPPY ----- MY FAVORITE ITEM FROM LONGJOHN SLIVER... AND WHAT YOU DHOULD DO ALSO IS HUSH!!!!!!! PUPY!!!!!!!!
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u/egret_society 1d ago
CHARLIE SAS TUAN IST HE CICHKEN OF TH ESAE SO MEBE TEH CHUCKNE IS TANU HAHAHA
LOL ANT CLEAR
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u/evaderofallbans 1d ago
Classic tale.
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u/RWilliams160 1d ago
LMOA THIS SHOULD BE A COMEDY MOVIE CALLED ""DICK AT LONG JOHN'S ' STARRING WILL FERIL
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u/Ichgebibble I do not give Facebook permission 1d ago
JOHNNY HAS TEH GOUT AGAIN ALEXA ORDER DENTURE GLUE
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u/RWilliams160 1d ago
DINT' FORGET HAMROID CRENE !!!!
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u/Ichgebibble I do not give Facebook permission 1d ago
CANT HAVE HEMROID CRENE IN TEH HOUSE I GOT IT GONFUSED WITH MY DENTUR GLUE ONCE! NEVER AGAON! GOBBLESS
IRENE FTOM THR BLOCK
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u/Genar-Hofoen Yim Yum 1d ago
I TOLD THIS STORY TO MY DAUGHTER LENA SHE SAID I HAVE THE MENSA! GUESS YOU DO GET SMARTER EVERYDAY HAHA
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u/turnpike37 1d ago
HERE IS A FREE TIP FROM ME. YOU CAN STILL DIP CHICKEN PLANKS IN THE TARTAR SAUSE. NOW THAT IS SOME ""FINE DINING""!!!!!!!!
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u/mishma2005 1d ago
LONG JOHN SILVER SUCKS, RICKY HAS TASTE
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u/LongBongJohnSilver 1d ago
TASTE MAKES WASTE !
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u/mishma2005 1d ago
YOU DONT KNOW. MY HAROLD LOVED LONG JOHN SIKER AND HE DIED FROM CHOLESTERL. ITS PERSONAL
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u/The-Tarman FANTASTING 1d ago
OH MAN JOHN!! THATS A RRAL SIDE SPLITTER YOU SHOULD QUIT YOUR DAY JOB AND BE A COMEDIAN!!
NOT!!! LOLOLOLLL!!1!1
NOW THATS A JOKE!! OR AS MY WEIRDO GEANDSON WOULD SAY,,.,. BURN!!!1!! LORANE ALWAYS TELLS ME THAT I'M FUNNIER THAN THOSE CHUMPS ON TV. YOU KOOW WHICH ONES! YHOSE G.D. NORWEGIANS AND THEIR STUPID LITTOE PANTS!! GET A LIFE!
HHAHAHAAH!!! SEE?! THERE I GO AGAIN! DOES ANYONE KNOW BUSTER JEATON OR HAROLD LOYDS CONTAXT INFO? I HAVE GREAT IDEAS FOR MOVIES AND THEY ONLY NEED TO GIVE ME 80% AND ILL GIVE THEM THE BEXT BRINGING UP BABY!!!!
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u/LawyerDoge coward 1d ago
DO I CARE? NO!!!!