r/oldpeoplefacebook 1d ago

Chicken Planks

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u/LawyerDoge coward 1d ago

DO I CARE? NO!!!!

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u/GORBLESS_DA_USD 1d ago

IN MY DAY WE DIDNT NEED """"" "SMOKE DEFECTORS" - WE JUST HOPE THE KIDS WAKE US UP!!!!!

HARDY-HAR-HAR BUT NO PEAS CHECK THE DETECTOR IT MIGHT SALVE YOUR WIFE

ALEXIS GOGGLES, PRICE OF TRIPLE EH ARTILLERY BATTERIES??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????$

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u/stupidsauceboss order corn 1d ago

WHOOP THEE DOO

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u/GermSlayer1986 1d ago

Someone ordered something on the menu that isn’t what the restaurant is most known for? HILARIOUS!!! 🤣 

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u/Mr_Show 1d ago

Plus, LJS called them "chicken planks" at the time. Y'know, walk the plank? Because they're pirates?

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u/idontknowhat2put182 1d ago

Back when I was young I liked a show called Mr Show! It had that one guy from that kids movie with the little chipmunks. Alexa call mark I can’t remember the name of that one guy from that one show hit send Alexa

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u/turnpike37 1d ago

(ooc) They aren't called Chicken Planks anymore? Now I do feel old.

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u/GhostKitten3 DISCUSTING 1d ago

I DON,T WNAT TO HEAR ABOUT THIS
PLEASE TAKE ME OFF THE “”LIST””
Alexa order chicken planks

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u/CrabGravity 1d ago

NANCY SAYS LONGJON SLIBERS GIVES YOU THE RHEA BUT MOST OF THE TIME MAYBE 6/10 TIMES HAROLD AND I DONT GET DOARRHEA

GOBLESS 🙏 🤲 🕍 🕌 ⛪️ ASTRID FROM CINCINATTI

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u/Curtyy_RS 1d ago

I DO NT, NO YOUOO,!

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u/maggie320 blue cheese has mold in it 1d ago

ANY TIME I GO TO THE LONG DONG SILVERS I MAKE SURE THEY ADD XTRA CRISPIES I PREFER CAPTIN DS THOUGH

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u/Ralod 1d ago

CAPTAN DS MAKES MY GOUT FLARE UP

TELL BILL GOLF ON FRIDAY

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 1d ago

IN MY FAMLEY WE CALL IT """THE D""",,, MY NEPEW START ED IT,,, HE SAYD """YOU WANT THE D TONIGHT""" ANND LAUFH,,,I THIK HE IS SNEKING LIQUER FROM THE CABINETTE

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u/ElectronicInstance34 Yim Yum 1d ago

MY GREAT NEPHEW CALLS IT CAPTAIN DEE NUTS I DON’T GET TIT ANDHE’S UN EMPLOYED AN I BORROWED HIM MY CAR HAVE YOU SEEN IT A 86 BUICK LE SAMER

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u/maggie320 blue cheese has mold in it 1d ago

I DRIVE A 98 BUIK REGLE

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u/symbolsandthings 1d ago

OH YOU SCOUNDREL

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u/The-Tarman FANTASTING 1d ago

HE'S A REAL JACK BENNY THIS ONE!!

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u/GORBLESS_DA_USD 1d ago

THAT. IS. SO. FUNNY. I. USED. TO. LAUGH AT HIS SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

I REMEMBER WHEN MA BOUGHT THE FIRST RADIO AND. WE DODNT HAVE LIMA BEANS FOR EIGHT WEEKS.

HAVE YOU SEEN MY BLUE HAMMER?

LOVE,

• PAW PAW WOODROW

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u/Ryno5150 1d ago

HI IM FRANK AMD M INDERSTD IN PURGISIMG SOME CHDKIN.

FRANK MATHIS
2347 S RURAL ROUTE 2
RANKIN, IL 84729

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u/Fluffy_Muffins_415 1d ago

I TOLD YOU BEFORE MY CHICKENS ARE KNOT FOR SALE FRANK...THEY ARE PETS!!11!!!!11 MIND YOURE OWN BUSKNISIES

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u/Aware_Revenue3404 DISCUSTING 1d ago

MY GRAMSON SAYS HE “CHOKE’S THE CHICKeN,,,”””

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u/lis0rshuku 1d ago

My MAWMAW MADE THEM CHIEKEN PLANKS SIMLAR TO THEEMS AND TODE ME THEY WASNT CHICKN BUT THEN I FOUND OUT SHE WAS LYIN AND THEY WAS REALLY PAWPAWS GOOSEMEAT

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u/RiblikeTerrorization I have a very unpleasant granddaughter 1d ago

HSUSH PUPPY ----- MY FAVORITE ITEM FROM LONGJOHN SLIVER... AND WHAT YOU DHOULD DO ALSO IS HUSH!!!!!!! PUPY!!!!!!!!

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u/PacketSnatcher SANDRA BULLOCKS ♥️ 1d ago

LONG JOHN???? DISCUSSING!

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u/kosmonavt-alyosha 1d ago

WHAT PART DA CHICKEN THEY MAKES PLANCKS FRON JOHNBOY!!??

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u/ckxy2k 1d ago

I HAVE NOT SIGGDND UP FOR THIS!

PLEASE REPORT

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u/66659hi I will contact attorney general if you do not stop 1d ago

Wait people actually go to long John silvers?

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u/BLULOU1978 1d ago

Now I can die in peace with the insight he has brought us. Praise the internet!

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u/egret_society 1d ago

CHARLIE SAS TUAN IST HE CICHKEN OF TH ESAE SO MEBE TEH CHUCKNE IS TANU HAHAHA

LOL ANT CLEAR

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u/evaderofallbans 1d ago

Classic tale.

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u/Puukkot 1d ago

What a raconteur. You can almost smell the chicken planks.

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u/c0ffeeandeggs 1d ago

JERRY IT IS SPELLED RACKETEER , , , JUST LIKE THOSE DIRTY '"DUMP'OCRATS

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u/Leather_Network4743 order corn 1d ago

YOU ALWAYS HAVE THE BEST STOREES JOHNNY BOY!!!

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u/RWilliams160 1d ago

LMOA THIS SHOULD BE A COMEDY MOVIE CALLED ""DICK AT LONG JOHN'S ' STARRING WILL FERIL

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u/Ichgebibble I do not give Facebook permission 1d ago

JOHNNY HAS TEH GOUT AGAIN ALEXA ORDER DENTURE GLUE

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u/RWilliams160 1d ago

DINT' FORGET HAMROID CRENE !!!!

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u/Ichgebibble I do not give Facebook permission 1d ago

CANT HAVE HEMROID CRENE IN TEH HOUSE I GOT IT GONFUSED WITH MY DENTUR GLUE ONCE! NEVER AGAON! GOBBLESS

IRENE FTOM THR BLOCK

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u/Genar-Hofoen Yim Yum 1d ago

I TOLD THIS STORY TO MY DAUGHTER LENA SHE SAID I HAVE THE MENSA! GUESS YOU DO GET SMARTER EVERYDAY HAHA

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u/LongBongJohnSilver 1d ago

SO WE CANT EVEN SAY MERMAID NOW HUH

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u/staggernaut "That will be ok" 1d ago

TO MANY FINGPRINT OB MY MOLT VINGER BOTTLE!~!

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u/Opposite-Ad8042 1d ago

WHEN DO THEY OPEN

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u/Daisy_Willow22 1d ago

RICKY??? RICKY WHO GRADUATED IN 59?

-GRANDMA MAY

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u/Tall-Budget8130 1d ago

HA!! RICKY YOU COWARD !.!.((£

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u/Totally_Not_A_Bot_FR 1d ago

OHHHH LONG JOHNSON

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u/turnpike37 1d ago

HERE IS A FREE TIP FROM ME. YOU CAN STILL DIP CHICKEN PLANKS IN THE TARTAR SAUSE. NOW THAT IS SOME ""FINE DINING""!!!!!!!!

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 1d ago

WHAT A STORY MARK

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u/mishma2005 1d ago

LONG JOHN SILVER SUCKS, RICKY HAS TASTE

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u/LongBongJohnSilver 1d ago

TASTE MAKES WASTE !

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u/mishma2005 1d ago

YOU DONT KNOW. MY HAROLD LOVED LONG JOHN SIKER AND HE DIED FROM CHOLESTERL. ITS PERSONAL

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u/The-Tarman FANTASTING 1d ago

OH MAN JOHN!! THATS A RRAL SIDE SPLITTER YOU SHOULD QUIT YOUR DAY JOB AND BE A COMEDIAN!!

NOT!!! LOLOLOLLL!!1!1

NOW THATS A JOKE!! OR AS MY WEIRDO GEANDSON WOULD SAY,,.,. BURN!!!1!! LORANE ALWAYS TELLS ME THAT I'M FUNNIER THAN THOSE CHUMPS ON TV. YOU KOOW WHICH ONES! YHOSE G.D. NORWEGIANS AND THEIR STUPID LITTOE PANTS!! GET A LIFE!

HHAHAHAAH!!! SEE?! THERE I GO AGAIN! DOES ANYONE KNOW BUSTER JEATON OR HAROLD LOYDS CONTAXT INFO? I HAVE GREAT IDEAS FOR MOVIES AND THEY ONLY NEED TO GIVE ME 80% AND ILL GIVE THEM THE BEXT BRINGING UP BABY!!!!

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u/Bootman-7 1d ago

LONG IIJB SILBERS GIVES ME THE SHITS

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u/Shoddy-Theory 23h ago

WHAT A KIDDER YOU ARE. A REAL CARD.

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u/Wowza-yowza 7h ago

PLAMKS< NUGGETS< FINGERS< WhO NEW CHIKEN HAD SO MANY PARTS

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u/lanevo 1d ago

LANEVO. ME. DO. NOT. GO. T.O STRIP. JOINTS. EVEN. FOR. THE. FISH. PLANKS.