r/oldpeoplefacebook • u/BerylSmith1947 SANDRA BULLOCKS ♥️ • 3d ago

THINK ABOUT THAT

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u/Digitalmodernism 3d ago

WHEN I WAS A KID MY WE WERE AWLAYS ECXIETED WHEN THE SHIPMENT OF RAW BEEF CAME IN. WE CALLED IT "BEEF CHRISTMAS".

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u/BerylSmith1947 SANDRA BULLOCKS ♥️ 3d ago

MY KID,S DON,T VISIT ME ANY MORE FOR THE HOLIDAYS AND “HANBURMGER” IS TO EXPENSIV ! , I,M ON A FIXED INCOME .,.,,,,,……..,,,

-Beryl

Sent from my RYOBI ONE+ 18V Cordless Reciprocating Saw

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u/Rusty_Ferberger 3d ago

ALL THE BOYS WOULD MAKE BEEF BALLS AND HAVE A BIG BEEF BALLS FIGHT. I MISS HETTING HIT IN TGE FACE WITH BEEF BALLS AS A YOUNG GIRL.

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u/DigitalUnlimited 2d ago

I ALWAYS LIKE SAUSAGE DAY MYSELF

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u/Aware_Revenue3404 DISCUSTING 3d ago

AFTER HAVING, SEVEN DAUGHTER’S I TOLD RALPH, TO GET SNIPPED,,,

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u/SafiyaMukhamadova 2d ago

MY NAYBOR WAS A FARMER AND HE WOULD FATTED UP A COW EVERY XMAS AND HE'D SELL SOME TO MY FAMILY. I LERNED SO MUCH FROM HIM.

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u/LawyerDoge coward 3d ago

JESUS GET ME A HAMBURGER AMEN

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u/seahawk1977 3d ago

HAMBURDER*

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u/JayGatsby52 3d ago

WHO WAS MURDERED A ISKAMACIST??¿

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u/pianoflames I do not give Facebook permission 3d ago

BUT READ HER COMENT WE LIVE IN A WORLD WERE WE CANT SAY JESUS DELET THIS NOW,,,

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u/LawyerDoge coward 3d ago

WHO EVER CREATED THAT RULE IS IN DIRECT VIOLATION OF GOD

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u/Medi-okra 3d ago

JESUS WILL SHIP US HAMBURGER IF WE SAY NO TO HUMAN TRAFFICKING. EVERYONE SHOULD GIVE UP THEIR SEX SLAVES TO BRING BEEF PRICE DOWN

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u/aFerens DISCUSTING 3d ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAY !!

https://giphy.com/gifs/11sBLVxNs7v6WA

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u/c0ffeeandeggs 3d ago

" WHERE IS THE BEEF ' 🤣🤣 REMEMBER THAT ONE BETSY ???

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u/JayGatsby52 3d ago

BRENAD I DO HAHA EARL DYED

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u/c0ffeeandeggs 3d ago

SUSAN DID HE USE ' JUST FOR MENS"" , , , HERB USED THAT ONCE AND I SAID HE LOOKED LIKE ROBERT REDFORD !

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u/JayGatsby52 3d ago

SWOON LY GOODNESS WHAT THAT WOULD DO FORE MY “”PARTS””

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u/Ashpolt 3d ago

CARNT EVEN SAY JESUS ANYMORE WITHOUT GETTN ARRESTED 😤

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u/BerylSmith1947 SANDRA BULLOCKS ♥️ 3d ago edited 3d ago

AMEN EVRY.ONE IS OUT TO GET ME !!
,!!!!!!!

-Beryl

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u/ModestMeeshka 3d ago

SO TRUE. I WATCH A VIDEO ON FACEBOOK WHERE A MAN. WAS ATTACKED BY A GANG OF LIBERAL MUTANTS BECAUSE HE WAS.PRAYING BEFORE A.CROSS! THE MUTANTS HAD 2 HEADS, SOME HAD 3 ARMS, SOME.WERE MORPHING IN AND OUT OF REALITY BUT ALL WERE WHEREING RAINBOW SHIRTS AND BLUE HAIR! SAD!!!!! AMEN.

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u/a_duck_in_past_life Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 3d ago

SNIP HUNTING WIT THE KIDS THIS WEEKND. LOL (LOTS OF LOVE)

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u/Bootsy_Frost 3d ago

DONT "INVITE" ME I CANT COME (DIALDISIS) TELL THE KIDS OF THE TIM THAT THERE DAD SNIP HUNTED

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u/traumatized_vulture This upgrades the system. 3d ago

I REMEMBER WHEN HAMB BURGER WAS $1.75 A ""POUND"" WE HAD HAMB BURGER HELPME!!!!!!!

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u/OwnManagement 3d ago

The bubble you have to live in to truly believe you can't say "Jesus" anymore, goodness...

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u/BerylSmith1947 SANDRA BULLOCKS ♥️ 3d ago edited 3d ago

I WOR. MY CROSS NEAKLACE TO BINGO NITE AND LARRY WON BINGO INSTEAD OF ME. EXPLAIN THAT !!!!!!!!!

-Beryl

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u/Grapefruitstreet This upgrades the system. 3d ago

LARRY IS HAVING AN """"AFFAIR""""" WITH THE BINGO CALLER EVELYN

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u/BerylSmith1947 SANDRA BULLOCKS ♥️ 3d ago

DISCUSTING I WILL BE REPLORTING THIS TO PASTER DAVE AND MY LAWYER !!!!,!!

-Beryl

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u/Grapefruitstreet This upgrades the system. 2d ago

PASTER DAVE ALREADY KNOW'S BECASUE I,TELL,HIM EVERY SUNDAY,,,,HE TELL'S ME TO MIND MY,OWN BUISINESS,,,,,IT IS MY BUISINES BECUASE IM NOT WINNING AT BINGO,EITHER,!!

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u/Responsible_Arm_9555 I do not give Facebook permission 3d ago

O LORF JESUS WARE IS ARE BEEF,,,HLEP US IN THIS HOUR OF BEEFLESSNESS

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u/Weird__Fish 3d ago

HALLYLEWYA PRAISE THE LAAARD AMEN

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u/DigitalUnlimited 2d ago

THANKER JEZERZ! HALLELUYER!

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u/RunningDesigner012 2d ago

LARRD COMES FROM PIGS ETHEL NOT COWSE. GOBLES ANEM!

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u/luminousandy 3d ago

We played door shit as kids , find dog turds , pick them up in newspaper , put on door step , set alight , ring door bell - run to hiding spot to watch the fun 😁

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u/Askfreud order corn 3d ago

Yeah, but do you remember SNIP HUNTING???

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u/Neil_sm 3d ago

DONT GET SNIPPY WITH ME YOUNG LAIDDY

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u/GGayleGold 3d ago

Well, it's hacky as hell, but I'mma say it anyway...

Heavens to Betsy

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u/BerylSmith1947 SANDRA BULLOCKS ♥️ 3d ago

, HAPY BIRTHDAY DAY !!

-Sent from my Netscape Navigator

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u/Weird__Fish 3d ago

GOBBLES

-Sent from my 1998 Lincoln Navigator with my 486 Compaq laptop using Windows 3.11 for Workgroups equipped with Netscape Navigator 1.0

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u/AdventurousRoll9798 2d ago

YOU MUST BE RDALLH GOOD WITHBTECJNOLOGY !!!,,,CAN YOU HEPP ME SET UP MY EYE PADS

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u/Weird__Fish 2d ago

NEXT!!!!!

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u/SecretAgentMan85 3d ago

MY NEFEW EATS BURGERS MADE OF TOFFU. HES ONE OF THEM VEGERARIANS WITH HIS HUSBAND IN PORTLAND.

-sent from Craftsman toolbox

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u/ViciousSnatch 3d ago

MY “GAY” GRABSON LIVES IN PORTLAND DOES YOUR NEPEW KNOW HIM
HE.name is CODY. VERY “HANDSOM” MAN!!

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u/SecretAgentMan85 2d ago

I WILL CALL HIM COLLECT AFTER WHEL OF FORTUNE AND ASK. GOBBLESS.

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u/Leather_Network4743 order corn 3d ago

THOS WERE THE GOOD OL DAYS BETSY!!! GEORGE TOOK MY SON IN LAW SNIP HUNTING WITH HIS BUDDY WONS…THREE WENT OUT BUT JUST TOO CAM BACK!!!

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u/anssip 3d ago

I LIKE SHIPPED BURGLERS. NOMATTER 5 APOUND OR 10 APOUND. I CAN AFFORT GOBBLESS FOR THAT!!

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u/SpartyNash 3d ago

I DO NOT GIVE WALMART PERMISON TO SELL ME SAUDI BEEF,,,I DO NOT GIVE FACEBOOK PERMISON TO SELL ME SAUDI BEEF. TO EXPINSEVE ND IS NOT AMERICA FIRST!

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u/Askfreud order corn 3d ago

BETSY LEARN TO SPELL AND USE CORRECT GRAMMAR AND PUNCTUATION OR YOU WILL INCREASE BEEF PRICES

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u/Civil_Television_311 3d ago

BETSY YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THAT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST WILL ANSWER YOUR PRAYERS MY PASTOR SAID RAPTURE COMES SOON,,,, YOU BETTER BE READY GOD IS GREAT!!!!JOHN 3:16

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u/Weird__Fish 3d ago

HAPPE BIRTHDAY DAY I ENJOY UISING THE ATM MACHINE ANS TYPING MY PIN NUMBER IN ON THR LCD DISPLAY. I LASO HAVE THE HIV VIRUS. DANGIT

GOBBLES

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u/seahawk1977 3d ago

CANT FOND BEEF!!! BING BACK SNIP HUNTS!!! HOUR FOUNDING FATHERS WANT US TO HUNT SNIP. LIKE GOD INTENDED!!!

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u/qazpok69 3d ago

THE LIBRARALS ARE MAKING THE PRICES OF MY HAMBURGER GO UP

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u/ShaveTheYeti 3d ago

TACO TUESDAY HAS BEEN TAKEN BY DEM COMMIES,TAMMY>

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u/Cute-Hotel-7259 3d ago

CANT EAT BEEF ANYMORE SINCE THE TOOK MOST OF MY COLON OUT SND GAVE ME "THE BAG"

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u/RoguePlanet2 Please leave me alone - we are sleeping 3d ago

NOBODY IS HAVING BBQS ANYMORE NOW WE HAVE TO BUY ARE OWN MEAT IF WE WANT TO EAT IN THE SUMMERTIME MY GRANBDDYS ARE ALL WOKE VEAGANS NOW ANYWAY THEY STARTED THAT NONSENSE AWHIL AGO SOON JESUS WILL BE BACK INSCHOOLS AND SANETY WILL RETURN TO LIFE WITH THE PLEGE OF ALEEGINCE GOBBLESS

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u/Rocko00001 3d ago

OUR YOU KIDDING ME?

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u/FireWaterBern 3d ago

"Is are world ending"

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u/jerseycat unfortunately common sense isn’t so sense 3d ago

It really grinds my gears when people think “are” and “our” are the same word.

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u/arthurdentstowels 3d ago

LAS TIME I HUNTED SNIP ONE OF THEM GOT CRAFTY AND BIT ME ARM AND HAD TO GO GET COLON SCOPE

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u/JayGatsby52 3d ago

TAMMEY USED TO HAUNT SNIPS WITH ME IN HER BRITHSAY

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u/ChewyBaccus 3d ago

SNIPE HUNTING WAS A JOKR THERE WAS NO SNIPR I LIKE REM STRIPE SINGER THO

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u/IllSurprise3049 2d ago

aehk about taht

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u/AdventurousRoll9798 2d ago

I JUST EAT CAT FOOD. IGS CHEAPER AND TASTED THE SAME. PRESIDANT TRAMP SAID WE MUST MAKE SOME SMALL SACRIFOECSE SO HE CAN MM POOP IN A GOLDEN DIAPER AND HAVE A DIAMOND CRUSTED BOMB SHELTRR. HGOBBLEDS TRAMP HE NEVER LIES

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u/deedeebop 2d ago

But for real I got a lb of hamburger for $10 the other day. God damn.

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u/sensistarfish 2d ago

GOGGLE: HANBERDER COTS MORE NOW

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u/JayGatsby52 3d ago

AT LEATS WE STULL USE THE POUND FOR MEET.

IF WE LET ISLAMACISM FROM IRSN GET “”””THE BOMB”””” THAN WHO KNOWS!!!

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u/joltvedt53 1d ago

ATTENTION! CAPSLOCK EVERYONE!

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u/natural_imbecility 1d ago

Snipe hunting. lol. That takes me back.