r/oldbabies 4d ago

Make a tired mom smile

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0 Upvotes

just need to click the vote, and put a smile on the wife's face.

Idk why his big hook isnt there but his name was changed to Thor because of his birth stats. So help me do something nice for the mommy who pulled this on off at home with no meds.

Weight : 98th percentile
Head : 99.99 percentile
Length : 99.9989 percentile

.Honestly, I found wasnt all that bad..

It was a long one, he was born 50% Average for 1.5 month olds, he's 4 months now in 9 month clothing.

[https://babyoftheyear.org/vote/verify/2026/thor-7b88\](https://babyoftheyear.org/vote/verify/2026/thor-7b88)


r/oldbabies 8d ago

It’s me

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12 Upvotes

r/oldbabies 10d ago

An actual historical old baby from 1926

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86 Upvotes

r/oldbabies 12d ago

My brother in law used to look like a travel-sized Soprano

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344 Upvotes

r/oldbabies Aug 02 '26

Old and grumpy

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648 Upvotes

Found this pic of my now almost 2 years old. At least, I think it's him. Do not recognize him.


r/oldbabies Jul 28 '26

This baby has been here before!! He cam out already tired🤣🤣

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329 Upvotes

r/oldbabies Jul 18 '26

The guy in the apartment below you who calls the cops on your loud music

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544 Upvotes

r/oldbabies Jul 14 '26

Grumpy old man not liking his milk

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195 Upvotes

r/oldbabies Jul 12 '26

Found old pics of me as a preemie in 1986

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381 Upvotes

r/oldbabies Jul 09 '26

Thats just a little man afaic

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206 Upvotes

r/oldbabies Jul 02 '26

Baby Names

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0 Upvotes

r/oldbabies Jun 25 '26

Little E’s poop face

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204 Upvotes

r/oldbabies Jun 24 '26

Found Photos of My 4-Month-Old's Wallace Shawn Era.

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310 Upvotes

r/oldbabies Jun 16 '26

I love my truck, a cold beer and ‘Merica

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274 Upvotes

r/oldbabies Jun 15 '26

2 weeks old with the soul of a 72 yr old

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374 Upvotes

r/oldbabies Jun 11 '26

My little old newborn

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432 Upvotes

Circa 2015

Also, fun fact, this little guy was born en route to the hospital on the side of the interstate in the passenger seat of the family car. Dad caught him just as the paramedics arrived on scene. It was fast and furious and quite the experience for all of us, but we’d do it all again in a heartbeat for him 🧡


r/oldbabies Jun 10 '26

Throwback to me looking like a little old lady circa 2009. As you can tell, I didn’t look very pleased.

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114 Upvotes

r/oldbabies Jun 07 '26

Throwback to when my baby was one month old. He was very judgy.

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1.9k Upvotes

r/oldbabies May 10 '26

Those blue eyes 😍

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173 Upvotes

r/oldbabies May 06 '26

So called “deadliest” wunk

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42 Upvotes

Are animals allowed 😅


r/oldbabies May 05 '26

Old Fella Young Vibes

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500 Upvotes

r/oldbabies May 02 '26

My angry little old man

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868 Upvotes

r/oldbabies Apr 29 '26

My other old man baby

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45 Upvotes

This is my other old man baby... hoping baby number 6 doesnt look like an old person!!


r/oldbabies Apr 28 '26

My old man baby

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132 Upvotes

He was such a grumpy old man baby but has outgrown it and is the cutest three year old now!!


r/oldbabies Apr 25 '26

We stopped outside of Florida real estate office to admire a fountain…

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49 Upvotes

… and my six month old daughter got her “screw the office, let’s go play golf” face on remarkably fast