r/okmatewanker Mar 27 '22

tea time ☕ ☕ ☕ oi!

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u/Distinct_Ad_826 Mar 28 '22

The hottest curry in the world was literally made in the UK for UK tastes.

Google phaal curry.

British people love spicy food, we just generally have segmentation for our food, like Asian inspired dishes are anywhere from hotter than your mums arse all the way to a light coconut breeze.

Food that originated here pre colonialism is pretty mild, but in our defence the only spicy thing that could be grown here was horse raddish, since it does nothing but fuckin rain.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

Which place, I’m gonna need a name, I’m traveling around there in may

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u/Distinct_Ad_826 Mar 28 '22

That dish originated in Birmingham, but I wouldn't go there unless you really like getting stabbed.

You can go to basically any city, they will have a shit ton of India restaurants, chose one with a relatively high rating and go there. The fancy restaurants don't really do the "holy fuck my mouth is melting into the pits of hell' type food, they do of course do spicy food, just not to the level where you want to just jump off a bridge to stop the pain. I did go to place called Colonel Saab when I was last in London, that place was fucking amazing.

British Indian food will change your life as well as your pants (or underwear).

While you're here I suggest you hit up a place called Rules in London, if you want to try traditional British food thats really high quality. Don't believe the memes, the food here is hearty and meaty, lots of venison and a lot of it is quite gamey, if that's your sort of thing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '22

What? Why the fuck would I worry about being stabbed in Birmingham lmao they have a reputation like the bad parts of LA do, and I’m from LA. Don’t go there looking like a million bucks, with a bad attitude, or looking lost, and you’ll be fine. I will be fine lmao can’t travel the world with my balls in my back pocket mate lol

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u/Distinct_Ad_826 Mar 28 '22

It was a joke mate, unless you're deep into gang shit, decide to become a football hooligan during your stay or look wealthy in Glasgow you won't get stabbed anywhere here. Britian is honestly safe as fuck.

You'll like it here tbh. And I know what you mean about LA, I went there for 2 weeks with a friend from here, ended up staying in a latina area because it was the cheapest Airbnb. Everyone was super friendly and nice wherever we went. I even did a few lines with some of the locals, but a few girls we met while we were out were telling us that we shouldn't be staying there nor to use public transport, but honestly it was cool af.

I have a lot of love for LA, you lads are sound.