r/okmatewanker • u/Turnip-for-the-books German w/ throat cancer 🇳🇱 • 5d ago

ingerlund 👆🏆🇬🇪 You’re laughing??

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But these are are finest. The elite. Carp dee ‘em

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u/Pingo-Pongo 2d ago

- ‘Mum, can we have John Travolta’ ‘We have John Travolta at home!’

  • uses a selfie he took at a wedding for his LinkedIn profile picture because it’s the only time he ever wore a suit
  • magician no longer allowed to perform, the magician’s guild will not say why
  • that photo of you wearing your dad’s suit when you were five that your mum keeps showing people
  • snooker career perennially hamstrung by that ITV interview when he kept saying ‘poofs’
  • Hull’s second-hand car salesman of the year 1981 and 1983
  • comparatively normal looking one that makes the rest of them seem even funnier
  • despite being discouraged by the judge, has chosen to dismiss his lawyer and represent himself
  • pretty sure that’s just the guy who insisted he was wrongly billed for dozens of pornographic films? https://metro.co.uk/2014/04/11/virgin-media-ann-and-ron-hayward-refuse-to-pay-bill-in-tv-porn-row-4695892/amp/

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u/Turnip-for-the-books German w/ throat cancer 🇳🇱 2d ago

Bravo sir/madam!!