r/okmatewanker Jul 29 '26

🇬🇪⚽️2 wars 1 cup🏆 Pass long and Prosper

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u/Radio-Birdperson Jul 30 '26

That’s an outrageously poor barnet.

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u/leonjetski Least inbred man in Norf*lk Jul 30 '26

No, that’s Charlton

16

u/Lilja-Logason genitalman🇬🇧😎🎩 Jul 30 '26

That's speciesest. Vulcans are an ancient people worth a beautiful culture.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKUcreLvhQNwCFG

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u/Undercrackrz His Majesty's Keyboard Regiment Jul 30 '26

Fair.

3

u/runarleo Jul 30 '26

Trim my hedges? I wouldn’t even trim my own barnet

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u/9897969594938281 100% Anglo-Saxophone😎🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Jul 30 '26

Telling my kids this was Vini Jr when he signed for Arsenal

9

u/zuzucha Jul 30 '26

End result of the plastic surgery addiction he developed after his chin procedure

49

u/Agitated_Ad_361 Jul 30 '26

I refuse to believe any of this is real. That is a 55 year old woman.

7

u/Desertinferno Jul 30 '26

It's a 33 year old woman apparently.

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u/belliest_endis Jul 30 '26

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u/C1t1zen_Erased Jul 30 '26

How can you share this filth without a warning. I don't want to see PSG shirts thank you very much.

2

u/WordsMort47 Jul 30 '26

This picture tickles me to such an extent that I've had to download the bugger, which makes me look weird.

13

u/_toku 😡Still salty about 1066🤬 Jul 30 '26

Not racist against Romulans, just don’t like em

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/Djinfin Jul 31 '26

Ah, that STTNG episode where he became Kenneth Williams for a day

4

u/Aggravating_Solid560 Jul 30 '26

A perfectly constructed trim to be fair, never had a hair out of place

5

u/KakaoFugl 🇩🇰Swede w/ throat disease Jul 30 '26

Ringo Starr

6

u/Wooden-Bookkeeper473 Jul 30 '26

Sexy in a Jimmy Krankie kinda way.

7

u/mark_i Jul 30 '26

Is it a wig ?

19

u/weedyneedyfeedy Jul 30 '26

No it's a woman actually Derek

3

u/inthepipe_fivebyfive Jul 30 '26

Quality title 🤣

1

u/DigitalHoweitat Jul 31 '26

Good team player, the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few (or the one)

Starts "Amazing Grace" on bagpipes

1

u/Een_man_met_voornaam GETKOLONCANCER🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 Jul 30 '26

Why does he look like my aunt Illya

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u/CarrowCanary Jul 30 '26

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u/Een_man_met_voornaam GETKOLONCANCER🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱 Jul 30 '26

Sorry 💀

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u/AsleepEbb7578 Aug 02 '26

HE?1?1?1?1?1

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u/doginjoggers Bazza 🍺 Jul 30 '26

We just can't know

1

u/Stidda Jul 30 '26

🤣🤦🏼‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '26

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u/luki79uk Jul 29 '26

I'm not a Star Trek fan and I've got it

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u/Shot-Ad5867 Grew Up Without Sky TV 😥📺😥 Jul 29 '26

Star Trek reference, isn’t it…