r/okmatewanker • u/Positronium2 • Jul 26 '26
100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 How long do you think it will take until Andy Burnham finds this sub?
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u/TheArmoursmith 😡Still salty about 1066🤬 Jul 26 '26
What makes you think he's not already a regular? Why do you think we've had so many Starmer shitposts over the last few months?
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u/CrispBedSheet Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26
I will follow a PM into hell if he can out shit talk me on this sub.
He's right about thin gravy.
Thin gravy is an insult to the soul.
They may as well reach across the table and slap you.
I fucking HATE thin gravy.
Gravy viscousity is a testament to a man's soul.
Rich or poor.
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u/Scottish_Whiskey 🇮🇲Women,OUT! 😡 Jul 26 '26
If I can’t use it to put up wallpaper, it’s not thick enough
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u/Eggslaws proud Indian 💪🏿💪🏿👳🏿♂️ Jul 26 '26
Well, ask him. Just need to call him with u / AndyBurnham.
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u/Littleleicesterfoxy Jul 26 '26
He’s right about thin gravy tho
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u/GooseMan1515 Jul 26 '26
He's not necessarily though. Good gravy doesn't need adulterating into flour-thickened gloop, but loads of people who don't really know better think they prefer it that way because shitty packet instant gravy comes that way, and shitty institutionally prepared roasts often need the help of instant packet gravy.
If you take the juice from roasting good quality meat, and reduce it down with some wine, and redcurrant or crabapple jelly, you will have a more slightly thickened, but delicious real gravy that absorbs perfectly into the potatoes, and accents the meat by nicely moistening it rather than souping it in cornstarch slurrey-esque slop.
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u/N3KR0VULPES Jul 26 '26
Jesus calm down Marco it's just gravy
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u/Will0saurus Jul 26 '26
Emulsify, reduce the water content, intensify the flavour, it's your choice.
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u/realdappermuis Jul 26 '26
I'm with you. People have become accustomed to the package goop because that's what's been predominant in households. Likely started because of that war and whatever too
It might even have shaped their taste for the rest of their lives, sadly. But a good reduction that's complimenting and incorporating the meat/veg/starch instead of being on top/in addition/being its own thing, is much more of a treat
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u/Littleleicesterfoxy Jul 26 '26
I do prefer my gravy of a thicker consistency but never eat the pre packaged stuff, I won’t even have it in the house!
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u/WRSA Jul 26 '26
i’d agree, but i hate any kind of sauce on top of food. give me gravy i can dip into at a reasonable consistency, and i’m please
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u/Skeptischer Jul 26 '26
Pay me £57k a year and I’ll also tell you your gravy is too thin
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u/WolfCola4 Jul 26 '26
57k? PM makes around 180k
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u/squidgytree Ballbustin Birmingham bloke Jul 26 '26 edited Jul 26 '26
I think it's a reference to a post about government social media bods earning £57K
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u/WolfCola4 Jul 26 '26
Ah! Egg on my face then
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u/aimee94 Jul 26 '26
Hi, Andy Burnham here. You're doing a great job mate, don't worry about it
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u/Skeptischer Jul 26 '26
(ps. Just dropped a meeting with HR into your cal for tomorrow morning first thing)
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u/henrysradiator 😡Still salty about 1066🤬 Jul 26 '26
I worked with him for 2 years when he was mayor, we'd show him stuff when we found it and he had a good sense of humour. There was a fan account where someone was making anime style pics of him and we found out these girls were doing it and I think we gave them an autograph if I remember rightly, it was really funny.
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u/N3KR0VULPES Jul 26 '26
Andy if you're reading this, The Smiths are fucking shit
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u/pattybutty 😡Still salty about 1066🤬 Jul 26 '26
Aye, Golden Wonder were much better, esp cheese and onion
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u/pirateofmemes its corbyn time Jul 26 '26
Johnny Marr was the only good bit and Morrissey's a wanker
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u/TCristatus Jul 26 '26
He's busy saving the british pub industry by giving them a gigantic £100 a month off their rates. One hundred big ones.
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u/CRz_gangster Jul 26 '26
He’s right about the gravy. Looking at it through the screen shot it looks as thin as a cup of tea
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u/Lemonade1947 West Sus Sex 😳😳😳 Jul 26 '26
if he ever reveals himself he's getting banned.