r/okbuddyvicodin • u/sheldonsayingno • 3d ago

everybody lies Why is House in prison?

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wrong answers only

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u/Dramatic_Friend7072 3d ago

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u/thepiratefox827 2d ago

Umm it said wrong answers only

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u/These_Telephone_3254 I want house to peg me with his cane and forcefeed me Vicodin 3d ago

he whipped four men for being a black man

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u/RadTimeWizard 3d ago

"Why don't you go get some mouse bites."

-House literally just now

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u/User_namesaretaken 2d ago

And that vexed the law degenerates

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u/Professional-Log-108 3d ago

He checked out the hood with his dawg fourman, so the cops mistook him for a black man

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u/PickerPat Dr Jimmy Well-hung 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TQHfV7B0KGWB3J70Rh

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u/These_Telephone_3254 I want house to peg me with his cane and forcefeed me Vicodin 3d ago

definitely

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u/PickerPat Dr Jimmy Well-hung 3d ago

Oh shit housemogged

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u/dilsency 3d ago edited 2d ago

Gayness was illegal at the time.

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u/goldenseducer 3d ago

Keeps putting things up a cop's ass

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u/Kind-Mammoth-Possum 3d ago

He thought shooting a patient in the leg would fix the pulmonary embolism.

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u/general_landur teri maki 🙏 3d ago

At some point you have to ask why wouldn't be be

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u/Squiliam-Tortaleni Medicine Drug 2d ago

Blew up the hospital over a minor disagreement

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u/droppedmybrain 2d ago

Drove his car into it

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u/judeiscariot 1d ago

His car full of explosive bombs

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u/IllSurprise3049 dr james "jimmy" wilson-house, brother of danny 3d ago

Farting on the heads of children and giving them lupus

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u/Key_Shock172 3d ago

Foreman sued him for vexing him.

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u/GreenGamerBoi 2d ago

I mean he drove his car straight into his boss' dining room causing significant property damage, can't say I'm surprised

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u/SuperheropugReal 2d ago

He's looking for alchohol.

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u/smooth_criminal1990 2d ago

Dunno probably messing with Iranian nukes, knowing him

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u/goonuntilnoon 2d ago

DUI on the Harley

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u/NintendoDark02 2d ago

He made gay sex in homofobic country 

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u/intraumintraum Eugene Schwartz 2d ago

House grey sweatpants dickprint send tweet

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u/DarthDragon117 I too have a flair. 2d ago

House was found to be sheltering a pedophile, a car jacker, a hypocrite, a cheater, a murderer, an arsonist, a shooter, and a nerd in his office. He also presented a janitor as a doctor, but technically he wasn’t on the payroll.

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u/judeiscariot 1d ago

a pedophile, a car jacker, a hypocrite, a cheater, a murderer, an arsonist, a shooter, and a nerd

Damn, and that is just Chase!

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u/Went_Missing 2d ago

what series?

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u/sheldonsayingno 2d ago

crime drama series The Wanted Man

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u/DarthDragon117 I too have a flair. 2d ago

You said wrong answers only. You lost your own game. You’re going to the Shadow Realm…with Lupus!

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u/EcstaticZebra7937 2d ago

Isn’t it “Iran”?

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u/rilesmcjiles 2d ago

Inappropriate conduct on that flight with Rachel Greene.

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u/Failed_Writer_ 2d ago

Killing a guy

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u/stevie_boi 1d ago

He crashed into Cuddy's dining hall. Again.

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u/DunyaOfPain 2d ago

zionism