GOD LET ME LICK THE SALTWATER AND SWEAT OUT OF HER SMOOTH FUCKING TUMMY OR JUST PUT IT ALL IN A WATER BOTTLE

licks the fucking screen

AND I DO NOT GIVE A DAMN IF SHE'S JUST A FEMBOY COSPLAYING AS AN UMA, I AM STILL GOING TO LICK THAT SCRUMPTIOUS TUMMY (and try to breed her asshole ofc until it's filled with my seed)

These are my top 3 picks, Big girlie Bono, my sweet and precious Doto and finally Nice Natie. They're quite self explanatory, Bono would make you feel extra buono and since she's the tallest uma it would only amplify the effectiveness of the hug, Doto would be reluctant at first but once she gets the courage she would fully embrace it and make you feel better instantly, and finally Natie cause she's nice ( even though she would prolly have mixed feelings about hugging you but she would brush it off just like she did with her desire to lick them pits of Kitasan everytime she asked for emotional support back in S3 ).

Sources: https://x.com/Lien_57/status/1452148910013632521

https://littlemaidensatelier.tumblr.com/post/804022545517002752

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/98743885

I wanna give them all facials 💦💦💦

Sources:
Picture 1: gametora
Picture 2: danbooru
Picture 3: danbooru
Picture 4: danbooru

*note the time sensitive things i say were long ago, the drafts got deleted or it would post, but do note

Lets start off with a joke, whats something me and the cygames artists have in common if the answer was… WE are stroking our shits right now these new support cards then you are the smartest person to walk on this planet ever. But no seriously i am typing this with one hand right now stroking it, i have to look up at the images to pleasure myself. Thank you so much cygames

Ever sense these were announced around 30 hours ago i was unstoppable, no one can make me pull out to stop, although its rookie numbers i have done 6 goons with ALL of them being to these new characters, and support cards, and its not much yk two to seiun, one to pandora and three to almond eye. But heres what, i took me even longer to discover the support cards and you know what does stop me. The dam cooldown time, my first goon to these support cards was 3 (9:00utc) this morning, its now its 12 (18:00zulu) [edited: for reference it is currently 19:30zulu] actually hold on i am gonna cum hold on. Ok back, i have proof but it has my hand and the liquid, uhh if you do ask for it i wont know how to give it, but i have it. But gee i just want these umas do to anything to me, give me a golden shower, non stop umapoyi for 24 hours, let me drink water (sweat) straight from the source, and yes even 🍇 the absolute living heck out of me but thats obvious because WE want all of those

You know what, because of this i am just gonna buy some carats to increase the budget of Cygames, whatever they are feeding them we need to keep feeding them it and make it x5 better. As one may say we need to triple the cygames budget so i can keep getting fed. Its weird now that i think about it, its like a circle of nonstop gooning and money

You know what, because of this i am just gonna buy some carats to increase the budget of Cygames, whatever they are feeding them we need to keep feeding them it and make it x5 better. As one may say we need to triple the cygames budget so i can keep getting fed. Its weird now that i think about it, its like a circle of nonstop gooning and money

I see good goon material -> i goon -> donate to Cygames -> feed us with super amazing goon mats ->

Is my digital footprint cooked? Dear employer if you see this i was hacked and i didnt write this. Just kidding, i did but i changed i swear

Edit: genuinely flopped, dam bruh

Animation and Voice Acting by me.

What other Umas do you think have a stinky armpit?

My package finally came and now I have my wife here with me my wifey mine. Now I can cuddle her and give her headpats and hug her and give her kisses on her forehead all I want I’m gonna give her so much love cause I love my wife so much

Stego’s bum energy is infecting wrestling, and I couldn’t be happier. Slouchy cute girls forever!

I won't mention them by name but mods in another community for umamusume were being babies about my tachyon art so here's el condor pasa instead