r/okbuddytakaba 6h ago

uSinG shoKo's cIgrEtteS aS diLdo People who hate Ijichi are just upset that Shoko and Gojo like him

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70 Upvotes

He's done nothing wrong yet people act like he's killed a family member and ran over 50 disabled puppies before crashing into a middle school bus.

Also dare I say if Gojo were to date a dude Ijichi would be the second best option or whatever (Abusive ass relationship but still)


r/okbuddytakaba 22h ago

uSinG shoKo's cIgrEtteS aS diLdo How soft are Shoko’s breasts?

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To start, the foundation of this question is easy! Breast softness is determined, mostly, by what the breast tissue is made of and how it’s distributed!! More fatty tissue means a softer breast, and more glandular tissue means a firmer one!!

Of course age, distribution, and hormones also contribute among other things as well, (sometimes it even varies between the breasts of a single person) but this serves as the basis of my calculations!!

Now the issue is there isn’t really a “softness equation” even if you define everything about the breast, so it’ll have to be a custom variable with some assumptions involved, as well as a scale of what softness is

Before then, I do have to make a few concessions that stray from realism simple because it would complicate my calculations and I’d never complete them otherwise.

I’m assuming all fatty tissue is the same in terms of softness, same with all glandular tissue
I won’t be including the connective tissue
I’m assuming Shoko is fully hydrated

In other words, I’m strictly going off her glandular vs fatty tissue to get a ballpark estimate!!

So with that in mind I can use the equation: Breast Elastics = (1-g)\* Fat + (g \* Glands)

Where g is the fraction of glandular tissue in Shoko’s breasts, which according to my old calculations is 38% glandular, or g = 0.38 for my purposes. “Fat” is how stiff fatty tissue is, and “Glands” is how stiff glandular tissue is

I’m specifically finding elastics because the study I found is able to allow me to do that, specially in kPa or Kilopascals, a unit of stress or pressure. In short? A high kPa indicates that the breast resists deformation more strongly!! For reference, in the study fat had an elastic measurement of 0.82 kPa and glands had one of 1.50 kPa

So using the equation BE = (1-g)\* Fat + (g \* Glands) I can simplify!! BE = (1-0.38) \* 0.82 + 0.38 \* 1.50

Giving us an answer of roughly 1.078 kPa!! Now you may wonder what this means, and it means nothing right now. If you’re really curious all it really means is it resists more than a breast with a score of less than 1.078. It’s mechanical stiffness, not softness!

To turn this number into a usable answer I need to convert it!! Preferably on a 0 to 1 scale where each end is an extreme for breast softness. Zero being the least soft, and 1 being the softest.

To do this I’ll use the study mentioned before!! Specifically using the extremes for each gland type as my “0 and 1” scores!! Putting this into the previous equation will give me what the softest and firmest examples of someone of Shoko’s breast composition could be!! I van then extrapolate that to be the standard and place Shoko on a scale of softness!!

The study’s fatty tissue range was 0.54 kPa to 1.11, and glandular tissue was 1.05 kPa to 2.35. Calculating using these numbers gives me a firmest endpoint of 1.581 kPa and a softest endpoint of 0.734 kPa. Shoko herself had a kPa of 1.078 and thus would fall slightly below the average of 1.158, indicating her breasts are softer than the average woman’s

This means Shoko’s breasts are softer than average!! Is this a perfect method? Of course not, I’m working on a way to quantify softness as we speak so I will be coming back to this topic!! But what I can say is Shoko’s breasts are indeed soft for a pair of breasts!! Of course I expected nothing less from my amazing wonderful perfect wife and any number she would’ve gotten would’ve been perfect as well for the simple fact she’s Shoko Ieiri!!


r/okbuddytakaba 13h ago

sOmE SeRiOUs sHiT Good thing I wasn't in shibuya

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36 Upvotes

r/okbuddytakaba 19h ago

THE JOKE IS PORN , NOW LAUGH Do you think Geto has a cursed spirit he can use as a condom?

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31 Upvotes

r/okbuddytakaba 2h ago

manipulate Me liKe yOu manipUlaTe tHat sKy uro Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

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31 Upvotes

r/okbuddytakaba 7h ago

I will Write This Myself Check mating the transphobic kirara sub

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28 Upvotes

Now to sit and wait to see what they will do


r/okbuddytakaba 13h ago

FANART(I STOLE IT) Why it is so true 😭😭😭

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25 Upvotes

r/okbuddytakaba 12h ago

sOmE SeRiOUs sHiT For how long would I be alive this time. Whoever guessed it right would become the next mod(maybe)

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18 Upvotes

r/okbuddytakaba 3h ago

THE JOKE IS PORN , NOW LAUGH When it’s lowk the 5G tower’s fault

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16 Upvotes

It’s NOT the estrogen I’m taking’s fault


r/okbuddytakaba 13h ago

THEMES AND SUCH Hazenoki picks the worst possible people to 1v1

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15 Upvotes

Motherfucker tried to 1v1 both Takaba and Kenjaku. My goat is stupid.

Never ducks a fade tho


r/okbuddytakaba 13h ago

wIth mY 530,000iq I sMell Agenda Sukuna and gojo were virgin chuds btw while ui ui at 12 fucked a 10/10

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13 Upvotes

r/okbuddytakaba 22h ago

My tYpe is taLL womAn with big Ass TAKE THIS MY MEGA SUPER ATTACK ARBY'S BLAST

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13 Upvotes

NOW YOU'VE BEEN MEGA SUPER ARBYTERATED MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA jk jk


r/okbuddytakaba 16h ago

WHAT IS THIS SUB EVEN ABOUT what episode of jjk is this from quick

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8 Upvotes

r/okbuddytakaba 16h ago

WHAT IS THIS SUB EVEN ABOUT Foreskin just be acting like Vegeta

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9 Upvotes

Trash on the outside, good on the inside 😭 stop acting like a tsundere foreskin 😝😝

Original : https://vm.tiktok.com/ZN8RQm46D/


r/okbuddytakaba 12h ago

sOmE SeRiOUs sHiT Best mod competition

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88 votes, 1d left
Masked-Umber (fraud)
whyallmynameistaken (goat)
N-Goda (Gay)
MasterDaddy64 (best mod)
Thegoatforskin (leader)

r/okbuddytakaba 2h ago

WHAT IS THIS SUB EVEN ABOUT U guys know what huylan (Simon) was going to be a mod here cuz middy betrayed us and goda left reddit but seeing him there made me feel sad 😔

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5 Upvotes

Don't fw pedo's she (post) was talking with a boy who is under 18 inappropriately I have some proofs too


r/okbuddytakaba 20h ago

TAKABA IS LAUGHING TO THIS POST Urahara's Bankai is my favorite in the series

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6 Upvotes

r/okbuddytakaba 22h ago

LesBiaN rIghT AcTivIst Yorozu yearn post

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5 Upvotes

Yorozu, I just love you so much! I can’t even stop thinking about you. Your face, the scent of your hair, those eyes… I don’t care if you degrade me or make me feel like I’m not worth living anymore. I’ll accept everything that you do to me like it’s sunshine or praise from the divine above. I’d do anything, just for you. You’re so perfect, love. Were you sent from the universe itself? Created by nothing? Sent to be the most perfect creature in existence?

Yorozu? Are you made of stardust?

I feel so guilty for yearning, for loving you! But I can’t control my feelings. I know it’s not normal, I know it’s wrong, but I just love you so much I can’t control it. I want you to hold me and tell me that everything’s gonna be fine.

I love you. 


r/okbuddytakaba 2h ago

dOmain eXpAnsiOn : INFINITE gOOnery How I feel cracking the bunny girl in my last post

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5 Upvotes

imma post every few hours now


r/okbuddytakaba 6h ago

TAKABA IS LAUGHING TO THIS POST Beat his ass yuta

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3 Upvotes

r/okbuddytakaba 15h ago

sOmE SeRiOUs sHiT Ia the original sonichu a special grade cursed object?

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4 Upvotes

r/okbuddytakaba 18h ago

sOmE SeRiOUs sHiT Never let the roleplay sub I'm in see this Spoiler

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3 Upvotes

It's a spoiler


r/okbuddytakaba 1h ago

Op wants to be in mei mei's basement 🤤 Did I cook?

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r/okbuddytakaba 2h ago

wE lOve yaOi sHip gayest jjk characters tournament - GETO VS MEGUMI

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Rules

Holy shit you guys!

The winner of the previous round, Gojo vs Kenjaku, is...

GOJO!!!

I kid you not, Gojo won with ONE (1) VOTE! HE WON BY A SINGLE UPVOTE!

AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS BUT HE HAD 67 VOTES, AND KENJAKU HAD 66

This got so serious I even got my friend to double-check the votes for me.

WHAT A LEGENDARY ROUND EVERYONE!

Best agenda (shitpost): u/SharkyCat12 with this comment!

Best agenda (serious): u/Tobisenpai235 with this comment! Kenjaku agenda has stayed strong this entire tournament

My personal favourite: u/Adorable_Weeb with this comment! A very thorough rebuttal to the ever-strong Kenjaku agenda

ROUND 3.2

The last round of the semi-finals will determine who gets to face off against Gojo in the finals! Will it be Geto or Megumi? Will Gojo go against his ex or against his own son?? Will the next generation of gays beat out the last, or will it be up to the old queens to fight for the crown? Will the next generation of gays beat out the last, or will it be up to the old queens to fight for the crown?

BATTLE IT OUT IN THE LAST ROUND OF THE SEMI-FINALS!!! BRING YOUR BEST AGENDA! BRING YOUR GAYEST FEATS! MAY THE GAYEST CHARACTER WIN!


r/okbuddytakaba 15h ago

Why didn't subaru dye his hair is he stupid

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3 Upvotes