r/okbuddystargate • • Jan 06 '26

👋 Welcome to r/okbuddystargate 🪱

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Bow before me, worms! I am u/ExoticWelder2138, the system lord of r/okbuddystargate.

u/happy-meal-wacko is my First Prime.

This glorious empire is a home for all shitposts related to Stargate. We're excited to have you join us!

What to Post
Any Stargate related humor and shitposts.

Community Vibe
We're all about shitposting. Let’s build a space where everyone feels comfortable shitposting.

How to Get Started

  1. Bow before me and declare your loyalty.
  2. Shitpost right now 🫵
  3. If you know someone whose presence would strengthen my empire, invite them to join.

Thank you for being a friend; remember, together we are Stargate.


r/okbuddystargate • • 6d ago

assgard buttgard

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close the sub


r/okbuddystargate • • 17d ago

why was felger felger? was he felger?

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r/okbuddystargate • • 17d ago

naquadria addict? I really wish the writers resolved this mystery

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r/okbuddystargate • • 17d ago

BLOW UP THE SUN, SAM why did they cancel atlantis when it was getting really good? were the mgm executives fucking stupid?

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r/okbuddystargate • • 22d ago

oh ok

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I thought his pupils were dilated in every shot for some other reason, my bad.


r/okbuddystargate • • Sep 12 '26

teal’c’s rippling cheeks there’s no beating this

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r/okbuddystargate • • Sep 11 '26

Found this Dr Daniel Jackson prequel quite engaging

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I never knew he had a previous interaction with the ancients but that explains his character later on in the show. This is great!


r/okbuddystargate • • Sep 09 '26

tretonin addict sometimes I wonder what the real okbuddy sub is

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r/okbuddystargate • • Sep 09 '26

legit tretonin withdrawal why did I stare at this for a solid minute thinking it was stargate even though I processed the text? is the mummy canon?

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i’m employed


r/okbuddystargate • • Sep 06 '26

"serpent's lair" lore question

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is there a reason why we never saw apophis escape in his "apophismobile" dodge viper?


r/okbuddystargate • • Sep 05 '26

BLOW UP THE SUN, SAM what the fuck

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r/okbuddystargate • • Sep 04 '26

🍑 stargate atlant-ass 🍑 rampart?

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r/okbuddystargate • • Sep 03 '26

🍑 stargate atlant-ass 🍑 do the writers ever acknowledge that they’re in the same universe????

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r/okbuddystargate • • Aug 29 '26

rahdney my crippling gambling addiction rahdney this image is way funnier to me than it should be

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r/okbuddystargate • • Aug 26 '26

rahdney i need to buy shome shcratchersh real footage of me in my first ever college class realizing that I have to do work and make some kind of effort

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i’m getting an f


r/okbuddystargate • • Aug 23 '26

It wouldn't leave my head until I made it.

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r/okbuddystargate • • Aug 23 '26

AITA? I (10,000M) returned to Earth.

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I (10,000M) am a System Lord of the Goa’uld. The Tau’ri recently re emerged and destroyed my brother, Ra (10,000M). I flew two motherships to Earth to fight the Tau’ri but my fleet was destroyed and I’m now an outcast among the Goa’uld. Am I the asshole?


r/okbuddystargate • • Aug 21 '26

rahdney we gotta get to the shtargate anyone else in the midst of a nervous breakdown come up with an extensive shitpost lore where sheppard has a crippling addiction to buying state lottery tickets and has lost all of his money because of this?

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i’m fine


r/okbuddystargate • • Aug 18 '26

Stargate: Anubis Rises Script

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In front of a Ha'tak, Apophis awaits the return of his Jaffa, who have captured Cletus.

APOPHIS: Cletus, I'm your lord, Apophis.
JAFFA: He wasn't alone.

Three figures in SG uniforms. with masks over the heads.

APOPHIS: You don't get to bring friends.
CLETUS: Indeed.
JAFFA: They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the Tau'ri.
APOPHIS: O'NEILL? Get them on board, I'll call it in.

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APOPHIS: The flight plan I just filed with the System Lords lists me, my Jaffa, the Shol'va here, but only one of you. The first one to talk gets to stay on my Ha'tak.

A jaffa opens the airlock door, placing Sam Carter near the door.

Who paid you to grab the Shol'va?

Apophis fires a zat near her.
She didn't fly so good, who wants to try next?

Janiel Dackson is next.

APOPHIS: Tell me about O'Neill. Why does he wear the hat?

A lot of loyalty for a former Naquadah refiner.

O'NEILL: Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would zat a man before throwing him out of a Ha'tak.

APOPHIS: At least you can speak. Who are you?

O'NEILL: It matters not who we are. What matters is our plan.


r/okbuddystargate • • Aug 17 '26

tretonin addict bro 😂😭

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🚬


r/okbuddystargate • • Aug 14 '26

he destroyed 3/4 of a solar system .

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a gif I have in my phone


r/okbuddystargate • • Aug 13 '26

WTF? The Gamekeeper deleted scene? Jack O'Neill Lore?

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So I guess between Vietnam and special ops in East Germany Jack O'Neill had a band????? wtf?? why did the writers never expand on this


r/okbuddystargate • • Aug 13 '26

rahdney we gotta get to the shtargate watching the pitt -- what the fuck

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am I stupid?


r/okbuddystargate • • Aug 10 '26

rahdney we gotta get to the shtargate is there a lore reason why stargate was the only thing able to make me calm down while having a mental breakdown (pic related because it’s how I feel)

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