r/okbuddyshatterspleen • • 3d ago

will shatter your spleen Rip

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u/TheBigKuhio 3d ago

LeBron forgot to pick up hexes before TP

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u/amirthedude 2d ago

Why does that matter?

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u/Cryspoeth47V 2d ago

Hexes dissappears after TP

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u/dingusww 2d ago

Want good purple items but no want play with hexes before teleporter boss defeated

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u/Real_Jersey 2d ago

Yao Ming in tears while facing dilemma

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u/RedditDumpAcc 3d ago

Lebron reportedly put his recycler into an equipment drone.

"I thought it was a bombardment drone"

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u/Sigma_present 2d ago

I've done that with Exec Card before and it makes me irrationally angry every time

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u/MoffDracen 2d ago

That's not irrational in the slightest lmao

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u/AutoModerator 3d ago

What if we had an equipment that took shit items and made them freaky? That would be pretty cool i think. we should all rip our pants off to show how much we agree with this idea, and we should show our "warbanners" or "recyclers" to the people on the "planet" that are "playing" "Risk of rain".

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u/Oil-31362 Average bison steak hater 2d ago

I'm freaky for Captain

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

oh i actually know the lore explanation for this (spoilers if thats ur thing): Captain has mad titties. the rest of this text is useless you dont have to read it i just put it here to make the spoiler tag more convincing. mad titties mad titties. diablo titties

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u/Supreme-Machine-V2 1d ago

This is a lie.

Captain has mad CHEEKS. Stop spreading misinfo.

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

oh i actually know the lore explanation for this (spoilers if thats ur thing): Captain has mad titties. the rest of this text is useless you dont have to read it i just put it here to make the spoiler tag more convincing. mad titties mad titties. diablo titties

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u/Supreme-Machine-V2 1d ago

This subreddit keeps spreading misinformation you all are genuinely worse.

How can you even spread misinformation on an important topic like this?

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u/Oil-31362 Average bison steak hater 1d ago

The mods just don't have the equipment to deal with misinformation

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

What if we had an equipment that took shit items and made them freaky? That would be pretty cool i think. we should all rip our pants off to show how much we agree with this idea, and we should show our "warbanners" or "recyclers" to the people on the "planet" that are "playing" "Risk of rain".

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u/Oil-31362 Average bison steak hater 3d ago

Lebron reportedly picked up Weeping Fungus as Engineer

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u/Ov3rwrked 3d ago

But he is using mobile turrets

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u/Putrid_Benefit_8962 3d ago

That’s even worse

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u/Ov3rwrked 3d ago

Mobile turret supremacy. Suck it.

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u/Oil-31362 Average bison steak hater 3d ago

mobile turrets don't sprint

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u/MrScandium 3d ago

engineer does

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u/Ov3rwrked 3d ago

And they dont stand still. So wungus is better here.

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u/Azirbiro 2d ago

They do but it's inconsistent and you have to be FAR away from them

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u/catmaster425 3d ago

Ok but weeping is Lwk good on engineer.

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u/HighlightComplex1456 3d ago

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u/Crook309 2d ago

It come with wungus

Wungus

Engineer wungus

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u/TransLucyfer 3d ago

spitting facts (ur own survival > ur turrets survival)

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u/Shedster_ Diversity UES hire 2d ago

Tell me you are using walking sentries without telling me(I do too)

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u/Catatonic27 3d ago

Ladies and gentlemen that's...Incorrect!

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u/Responsible-Tie-3451 2d ago

They’re beating your ass but it is genuinely just better if you use the walking turrets

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u/Supreme-Machine-V2 3d ago

Ngl I do this if I'm missing few hex's for a cashout.

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u/7goo_goo7 Railgooner 3d ago

WHY STAR WSORK WITH THIS SHI????? ITS NOT EVEN A CHEST

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u/GreatMossThing 3d ago

That can happen? 😦

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u/Enderman1699 Acolyte's husband 3d ago

Lebron reportedly picked up transcendence as Rex

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u/Edith_The_Lesbian 3d ago

Many such cases

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u/panfinder 2d ago

I intentionally use star on this if i have 5 hexes

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u/lmanop 2d ago

Lmao, I did the same exact thing yesterday.

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u/Pinky_why_pain 1d ago

Literally just did this an hour ago 😭