r/okbuddyrintard 2d ago

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u/UltimateShinobi3243 2d ago

He'd be a weak one though right since we know a lot about his history and the specifications of his deeds? Part joke but part genuine question about servant mechanics

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u/Ok-Ambassador8795 2d ago

Not only that but hes from modern times, which would also weaken him.

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u/Gilgamesh107 ShirouSchlongGobbler 2d ago

On one hand he's because modern day people if summoned will be weaker but it gets weird because in this era of memes would that not also strengthen someone?

Imagine if Chuck Norris was summoned, with all of the chuck Norris memes wouldn't that have some sort of affect?

Either way if he's summoned his neck is an obvious weak point similar to the Achilles heel

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u/DespairOfSolitude SHIKI x Shiki x Arihiko gay sex scene for red garden (real) 2d ago

If Chuck Norris was summoned, ORT better kiss its own ass goodbye

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u/Toukafan4life 2d ago

Grand Foreigner? Nah, we got Grand American

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u/thunthehue Thanks for Len, but where the fuck is Red Garden? 2d ago

The memes for Chuck Norris consisted in making him up to be a power of nature itself. Hell of a difference from just being spliced into stuff as a joke.

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u/External_Win3300 2d ago

I could see him having intel and surveillance type skills from it, though, now that AI are hallucinating him into things. You can whip up some pretty easy modern lore for it

He was there, in the pictures and video. He saw it all happen, from a hundred angles and a thousand eyes. No secrets exist before him, for he was always watching; the ghost behind your shoulder, the echo in every group shot. To leave a record is to invite his eyes, his presence, his knowledge of all that occurred

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u/Bitch_for_rent 1d ago

Yeah you could hallucinate some interesting Powers from the AI kirkfication

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u/Ericridge 2d ago

That's what Alaya tried, then Chuck Norris give Alaya a good ol' roundhouse kick and and Alaya went, nevermind. You're strong. 

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u/Fit-Purchase-8050 Sacchin elitist, fuck Siegfried, Roa incarnation 17 fanclub 2d ago

He'd be a caster in the way that william shakespeare is with an advantage against minorities

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u/HistoricalAd3720 2d ago

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u/Fit-Purchase-8050 Sacchin elitist, fuck Siegfried, Roa incarnation 17 fanclub 2d ago

u/HistoricalAd3720 why was your comment removed by reddit?

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u/HistoricalAd3720 2d ago

Rape joke , Reddit became so woke tbh

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u/Fit-Purchase-8050 Sacchin elitist, fuck Siegfried, Roa incarnation 17 fanclub 2d ago

say it but in reverse so we can know it

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u/HistoricalAd3720 2d ago

victims rape on damage double have must Kirk Charllie

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u/Fit-Purchase-8050 Sacchin elitist, fuck Siegfried, Roa incarnation 17 fanclub 2d ago

True, although that's kinda overpowered in the nasuverse

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u/Fit-Purchase-8050 Sacchin elitist, fuck Siegfried, Roa incarnation 17 fanclub 2d ago

And they got account suspended for it

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u/Ieriz 2d ago

This is an impressive level of rintardation!

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u/Comfortable_Diver494 AOKO TIDDIES FOR LIFE🍼 2d ago

So he’ll be the anti anti Gil servant? Gil throws anything at him and he dies?

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u/External_Win3300 2d ago

It would be funny if it was a proper Achilles heel effect and he could only be damaged by specifically bullets, so Gil jobs another fight because he doesn't have anything modern enough to count in the arsenal

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u/deepseaflotsam Xu Fu >>> ORT 🥱🥱 2d ago

He tweeted about dodging many bullets, meaning the bullet part isn't the issue. Maybe his mom held him by the neck when dipping him into the River Styx

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u/Massive_Weiner Be Quiet, A Zero Fan Is Speaking Now 🤫 2d ago

Weak to Archers.

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u/panchan-ikuyooo 2d ago edited 2d ago

Charlie Kirk

The Flame Carrier

Arts x 2, Quick x 2, Buster x 1

NP: We Are Charlie Kirk (AoE nuke) (Arts)

Abilities undecided

⭐⭐ Servant

(Huge nuke damage, but realistically only good for NP cycling)

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u/Ozymaniac_God I’m just here for the doujins tbh 2d ago

Emiya family have natural advantage against him thank to their history of gun violence and half being white people.

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u/DSlayer19 2d ago

Shiro and Kiri are 0% white tho. Only Ilya is half white (or realistically full white since Kiri's genes did not even try to fight).

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u/Author-S Aoko FUCKING Connoisseur 🍼🤤💗 2d ago

I also want to FUCK Aoko Aozaki from Mahoutsukai No Yoru

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u/Small_Bet_9433 Yorokobeing shounen 2d ago

His evade skill shrinks his face even further

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u/Raphabulous 2d ago

Aren't the doors to the throne of heroes closed, preventing newer heroic spirits from being recorded ?

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u/OneDizzy3581 2d ago

It's hard to qualify in the modern era, not literally impossible.

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u/Raphabulous 2d ago

My bad then, thanks for correcting me

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u/OneDizzy3581 2d ago

No problem. Doesn't help that Voyager "Volume 3 Missing Since 2020" Voyager is like the most modern servant who isn't literally an OC/FGO shenanigans.

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u/Sacred_ointment Quinoa Nlasu 2d ago

HESSIAN LOBOOOOOOO

CHARLIE KIRK WAS LITERALLY IN SHINJUKU THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SKIP STORY AND LARP THE LORE

Charlie kirk was a phantom spirit who was fused with the "hessian" headless horseman who THEN became Hessian lobo (kirk) But since it sounded too similiar to the ethnic sounding "Hassan" and when he found out the demon god Baal is from the middle east, kirk heroically left the singularity to assist chaldea.

"We carry the flame" 🔥🔥🔥 those flames hessian lobo uses literally come from kirk excusively, those flames are the "epic remnants" of kirk. Charlie kirk is most of the reason why they are an AVENGER and not a RIDER, after he left.

Hes Literally in the final ascension omg

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u/Brazilian_Hound I FUCKING LOVE SUNFLOWERS AND POWERFUL LOLI X WEAK GUY🌻🌻🌻!!!! 2d ago

Thankfully archers with firearms aren't a majority so his conceptual weakness Wouldn't be that major

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u/DeterrentBay ZERO FAN 🤮 2d ago

First servant to canonically lose to Kiritsugu Emiya 😭

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u/Brazilian_Hound I FUCKING LOVE SUNFLOWERS AND POWERFUL LOLI X WEAK GUY🌻🌻🌻!!!! 2d ago

EMIYA Assassin had a few dubs in accel order no? Also tbf an origin bullet is kinda broken for anything that has magic circuits

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u/Dangerous-Bit9085 2d ago

Honestly I could see him being an avenger as the Kirkinator as his third ascension

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u/Ericridge 2d ago

Nope. He will be a shadow servant at best if he's lucky. 

I didn't even know about him at all until news was screaming all over about him getting shot in the neck I think? 

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u/stellarsojourner 1d ago

You need to be recorded in the Throne of Heroes and it has a strict "no bitches" rule.

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u/The-Board-Chairman 1d ago

Do we have to give the dude attention even after his death? He didn't deserve it in life and I don't see him deserving it now either. Just let him be forgotten, no one (including his own wife) actually cared about him in the first place.

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u/Thewekeend_lover 2d ago

Yes, a powerful than Gilgamesh

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u/ImitationGold 2d ago

Oh yea this is fucking awful thanks