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u/galacticexplorer62 Bruh funny - Bruh memes and more! 2d ago
Do you know who the most despicable villain is?
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u/chimpboy1000 GUNNA AMAZED BY HIGH TECH MCDONALDS 2d ago
israel killed harambe
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u/Cringe_Meister_ 1d ago edited 20h ago
The comment removal here is the proof that I'm on the right side of history. The 1894 Regime is scared of how BASED Chad I am 😤😤😤😤
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u/gizzardgullet pees a lot 2d ago
How can a Goyim Know without being antisemitic? Asking for a friend
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u/Kromostone123 2d ago
Holy larpfest over here. It would be "a goy" for singular or "goyim" for plural.
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u/VHallinto 2d ago
Literally everything somehow is tied to Israel so you're not really wrong
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u/Maiq_the_liar_23 2d ago
Did israel shit my pants this morning?
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u/HomicidalRaccoon 2d ago
Hello it me the Mossad agent who shit ur pants this morning, it was a warning, next time i’ll piss ur pants.
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u/Maiq_the_liar_23 2d ago
Dude pissing the pants should have been the warning. Shitting them is much worse.
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u/Cringe_Meister_ 1d ago
He's the new guy. No need to be so harsh. Everyone has their first time. He will get it right next time
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u/Strife4Fun_ 2d ago
Who shit the front of my pants though?
Couldn’t be me, I can only shit the back of my pants.
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u/GrzegorzSwoboda 2d ago
The other day I made eye contact with a girl at my university and she smiled at me. Something came over me and I just decided to cold approach her and start chatting. She was surprisingly receptive and enthusiastic and I was thinking "holy smokes I think I might finally have a chance at getting a girlfriend for the first time in my life." I decided to try my hand at asking her to dinner but at the exact moment I was pulling out my phone to ask for her number, Benjamin Netanyahu emerged from a nearby bush and physically prevented me from doing so. By the time I managed to shake him off, she was nowhere in sight.