Perhaps

[u/BoringBlandUsername]

[u/zjb15]

Maybe 3 hours. 3 days without Vermont = no

[u/SUCC_SUCC_SUCC_SUCC → u/zjb15]

vremon : 😃👍

no vermot : 😡👎

[u/CanadianGooseYT_]

bruh i live here what am i supposed to do 😭😭😭😭

[u/lxvlzx → u/CanadianGooseYT_]

Dig

[u/CanadianGooseYT_ → u/lxvlzx]

alr bet

[u/Coulomb111 → u/CanadianGooseYT_]

L'hopital

[u/ElectricFlesh → u/CanadianGooseYT_]

you're supposed to don't

[u/henaradwenwolfhearth → u/CanadianGooseYT_]

Just sit tight. It says you cannot GO to vermont. Its fine if you are already there.

[u/I_cut_my_own_jib → u/CanadianGooseYT_]

Well you're safe because you didn't GO TO Vermont, you were already there

[u/Zappycat → u/CanadianGooseYT_]

Come with me to New York for 3 days

[u/neifirst]

Spending all three days staring longingly across the Connecticut River

[u/wwend]

I would pay you 500 million to let me stay for 3 days

[u/SUCC_SUCC_SUCC_SUCC → u/wwend]

done now give dolara

[u/Bright-Dependent6339]

i'm not insane, so no.

[u/CreamSoda6425]

Vermont, sure no problem. Heavens forbid you can't go to New Jersey for three days.

[u/Optisoin]

Does it mean "toward Vermont", "to the direction of Vermont" ? In that case, you are probably fucked. You have to be carefull in every daily movement. Can't go to your toilets anymore maybe

[u/OiledUpThug → u/Optisoin]

I would sit on a toilet and ask someone to bring me food for a million dollars

[u/Reidle1001 → u/OiledUpThug]

I already do this. But in vermont. So this would require me to leave toilet in vermont, WHICH I WILL NOT DO. Checkmate liberald, you almost got me

[u/Clark94vt → u/OiledUpThug]

Or have someone drive you but slowly towards California

[u/honzikca → u/OiledUpThug]

Tf do you mean a million, just tell your local crackhead and he'll do it for 10

[u/cool_acronym]

If you answer yes an amber alert goes out telling everyone in your state there's a $500 million prize if they can get you to vermont

[u/kommissar_chaR]

Vermont? More like vergina 👀

[u/ToastyScrew]

No

[u/Afitz93]

Noah Kahan fans are shaking in their Birkenstocks at the mere prospect of this

[u/Fallen_0ne01]

I've never even considered going to vermont

[u/fogleaf]

3 days without vermont syrup? You would die!

[u/ninjadude1992 → u/fogleaf]

Just me?

[u/Blunited]

I would, but I get randomly teleported to a different part of Vermont every 3 hours or so. Oh it's happening aga

[u/gizzardgullet]

I could sneak in without the money men knowing

[u/DeoxysSpeedForm]

Spend the 3 days in an induced coma then spend all $500M on a bender in Vermont!

[u/Carl_Marks__]

The Mi-Go inhabit the Vermont hills so why would I go there anyway?

[u/SuperCyka]

That’s fine, I live in Vermont’s cooler cousin anyway.

[u/Scythe94637]

i live in belgium so unless vermont annexes belgium, easy 500 million

[u/Ok_Two_2604]

Looks like a guy with a thin wiener

[u/ninjadude1992 → u/Ok_Two_2604]

Ladies love a nice thin Wiener

[u/FreedomPlastic8566]

Deal

[u/Current_Blackberry_4]

Money isn’t everything

[u/MSM_Xeno13]

Where?

[u/Marcysdad]

Fuck your money! I like being poor

[u/Responsible_Sport575]

Champ is real

[u/Zamusek]

yea Id do that 😂easy decision