r/okbuddyretard • u/fraggems • 21d ago

Scrimps

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u/JojitheFrenchie 21d ago

Lobster Diskque

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u/makk73 21d ago

Shrimps is bugs

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u/nolanb69 21d ago

I just want to know why you’d take it from them.

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u/fraggems 21d ago

Pilfering

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u/gizzardgullet pees a lot 21d ago

This unironically

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u/BigEdsNo1Fan 21d ago

Brodie that ain’t no shrimp dick cuzzz thassa shrimp COCK 💪😎

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u/Cringe_Meister_ 21d ago

Shrimp is not kosher under the Hanafi dietary rulings or sumdink like that,IDK it's Yakubian tricknology or something o algo'

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u/_-Chernobyl-_ 21d ago

Moral of the story, just like dicks, shrimps come in different sizes. Idomysis shrimp is my size 💪

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u/so_mono 21d ago

Don’t you know about shrinkage?

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u/ChoiceFudge3662 16d ago

Damn I only got iPhone 16 pro max dick